This isn't possible. When was the last time you saw a goat and elephant mate?

As long as it can be found in the books I will not protest. And unknown... Tolkiens world is a fantasy, and in it saruman and sauron did breed strange races. Goat & elephant?? Bah, anything goes with a little bit of violence ;-)

Elf with Man: Halfelf (!)....
Half-Orc idea was put up a while ago, and seems nice to me (To be placed at Isengard orso?), needs to be worked out thoroughly tho.
For the rest... Trolls don't mix... just think of the complications. Dwarves don't mix, because they aren't like the children of illuvatar (made of stone by Aule). Anything mixing with wobbits need head examined. That's all possibilities?

Use the idea command for this please. Horrible idea. Sorry.

Why cant we trolls mix with others. Id love a little hobbit mistress.

Well.. One idea is to make a new race.. thereby making it 3 different races.. Make em like Humans.. so they can be anything.. but only one race, based in one city.. Dunlendings? Allied with none.. fighting all.. I think thats a good idea..

Plenty of PC races in mume 8P
Now go implement some darkie_only / whitie_only spells! (yes there are some but we need M O R E !)
And please.. do remove BHC from the game.. It just mocks darkies or legend EQ in general .. geez a _10_ pound
+10DB cloak with +10 save.. EWWW!!

I want DARK ELVES ! :-P They were in book ! And they were powerful ones.

Why not a third side in the war. A side which fights both whities and darkies.
I suggest this new side is a master race. A chosen people, like jews or something,
maybe even religious fanatics, im thinking Catholics or muslims or something. Or maybe
armed conservatives. Oh this rules. No, stop it ! SMURFS! we have to have smurfs, i saw them
once on elite mud. Oh those blue little dwarves are so lovely.

Dear Zhagrat! Don´t you ever read other ppls whois? Else you would know, that
I am half-hobbit/half-dwarf! My mother met this travelling salesdwarf...well..
go and read my whois...

It would be cool if there was a skill like "bite" for orcs/trolls where they could sink their teeth into their victim for some damage, and possibly disease or something depending on how much rotten flesh they had eaten lately. Of course it would probably just be useless like kick. Then after that we could get "hair pulling" or "groin punch" for the puke side to even it out. *snicker*

i think that if i put my troll cock into a hobbit, she would most likely explode
and things like this just don't make sense
*a dreadful man*
*a sturdy hobbit*
*a cunning dwarf* (erm...)
*a sexy elf*

HALF-ORCS!!! DUNLEDNINGERS!!!! YEEEEAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA!

the skill "stomp hobbit" for trolls should be imped! nod self

*HUGE NOD*

I wanna play an Oliphant !
Big and stronger than any pesty Troll

Yeah Troll with some mana. ROCKS !! Must add Dispel Goodness spell !!

A troll with bob =P weeeeee

You pervert! Sheep and chicken?

Actually it would be kinda neat for there to be a half-orc race. And perhaps the half-orc race could be played on either side, adding "some" balance to the two sides.

It's called a Half-Elf

i want 5-assed monkeys!

Here is a thought. The races are each set up to have their relative merits and demerits, advantages and disadvantages. Co-minlgling them to the extent, such that, for example, you can have a troll that can sneak is rather silly.

There is only one oliphant in mume and thats me!!!!

3rd fighting side in the game would be cool.

My ears are burning.

Where's the goddamn log? This ain't a freakin' chat room, it's a place for posting fun and exciting logs so that people who don't waste enough of their pathetic lives playing Mume can waste more of it reading excerpts of other people wasting their pathetic lives playing Mume. You're thowin' off the cosmic scheme of things when you don't post an actual log here. Now hand me the toilet paper and get out of here.

The other 'half' of half-elves is half-human, not half-orc...

Well 1 or 2 more races wouldn't hurt i spose, but halfbreeds of trolls and bns? nah!

Why cant trolls and hobbits matE???? cant trolls rape hobbits??!?!?!? bah1!!!

Why would we want to? That's like Durcano raping a chicken. It's physically possible, there's better options. Maybe not for Durcano, but at least for the rest of us.

Don't listen to that mean ole *troll*, size doesn't matter. I think you're sweet for trying.

Arghhhhhhhh i think Durcano misread a recipe that called for boning a chicken. YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO FUCK THE CHICKEN JUST REMOVE ITS BONES!!

Bend over time for mr.chunky to get some :P

erm, dark-elves were just the elves that rejected the summons to valinor, they werent neccesarily evil in any way =P, and saruman did not make the trolls that can endure sunlight :), sauron did that 8D

Wow! Last comment by Bulldozer (a Troll!) was the only one making sense and being correct here :).

So when do I get to rape Grinder?