YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES and i thought my day could not get any better

You rock....
Sucks you are going...

What actually happened was that Zaber and I have been having sex with each other most of the time and neither of us have time to play anymore. Maybe when we get bored of each other then we will come back to mume. You will be in my dreams Zaber until we meet again

So, see ya in 1 or 2 weeks raiding warrens again? *wink* waves dude

Bye and good riddance. More room at da top fer me!!!!

So, see ya in 1 or 2 weeks raiding warrens again? *wink* waves dude

Why are you leaving?

Vell, Dardhel, I ist not beliefing anybody vould take times off of ze Mume to have sex vit you. You ist confusing yer fantazy sex life wiz ze blow-up doll and real life again. I haff warned you about zis in ze past. For God's sake, pleeeeeeeez let ze air out of zat thing and be done wit it. Even chicken sex vould be healthier (vell, not for da chicken of course).

fan en av dom normala å roliga i nsl drar.. aja cs johan!

LOL I LOVE THIS DARDHEL BASHING :)

But Dr. Ruth how can I go have sex with a chicken when the animal wants nothing to do with me. Sure my cock may be as big as a chickens but I am just not appealing to chickens. I enjoy Julie (my blow up doll) and she loves me and we are a match made in heaven. Sorry Zaber but I must dump you and continue to see Julie

Damn im in good company there on the last page of his trophy :)

You muzt werk harder at ze dating game. Trust me Dardhel, wit ze bath and lotz of cologne and a regular job even you could be attractive to ze poultry. If nothing elze, perhaps zey could luv you out of pity. Try pouting a lot.

The only regular job I held in the last 2 years was pan handling outside this cow barn I call a college. Cologne would work fine but it hurts my face if I use it. My face is covered in zits and I pop them as a hobby. I once got a girl to like me she only wanted me for my pan handling skills (I can earn $2-4 on a good day). IM SO FUCKING UGLY ITS SICKENING

Vell, ya got me dere. All I can say is "poor Julie" and I hope ze two of you vill be vewy happy (alzough I muzt think Julie doezn't have much hope of zat!).

I asked Julie to marry me last week and I shook her head in a nodding motion as if she is saying yes. So we are engaged and most likely going to be married this coming winter and I will invite all my friends!! I will invite....hmmmmm....can't seem to think of any friends. Dr. Ruth would you be my friend so we can have at least 1 human guest at our wedding?

Sorry, I'm buzy zis vinter. Maybe ven hell freezes over.

THATS A F*****g trophy! (size not solo kill rate)

impressive trophy :) sad to see ya go zaber, you were always fun
to talk too. i hope to see ya on chatting sometime soon. drop me a
line if you're ever near DC :) chase_cogs@yahoo.com
--take it easy bud

LOVES GRYLUK

Laf aram

God damn, 203 ob berserk WITHOUT leather and 162 def *whistle*

Dear god..did you say you live in DC KORF? nooo..I am moving!! Cant stay here anymore ;-)

Yes! Zaberstats! thanks buddy!

Well, I never hated you, and anyone who actually hates someone because they play a game well needs psychiatric counseling. And I'm not joking about that. I'd say that 9 of ten times, people here are verbally attacking others because they just can't compete with them in Mume, so they try to get some sort of weasely little victory here on mume.net instead. Petty people using petty methods to accomplish petty goals. Rock on.

I hATe EVerYYOnE! Oh wait, I leave that to Shadrach. Btw. Forek he beats your 30%!

No tears shed for a self-labbie-supporting jerk of a player, thats overlinked and overstatted... I order to be missed you might do something besided single yourself out as a bashtrap whore, and someone who has a fast enough link to abuse the intended game mechanics (entering dt and maniplating doors quicker than other players links can or mobs can, abusing NOC and warrens defense mechanics). Its amazing how many brownnosers like Vorlin still kiss your ass, hoping you will come back some day. Even more impressive to think how a guy like Rza plays on a link that you can execute at LEAST 4-5 commands, and see 4-5 results before he executes one... Thats 8-10 commands and results for ever line he sees.

well, my darkies hated you
My whities loved you..
I'll miss you

An awful lot of 5 0% suggests far too much lab playing and group killing. Ah well, I would be lying if I said that I was not sorry to see you go from a playing perspective as it is so hard to survive against your groups. Still, a decent chap who spared me linkless and even afk, good luck with RL, its really much more important, come back and finish the job.

9, 1% fearsome?? i didnt play that char very fucking long sheesh

MUAHAHAHA! Good to see you gone. I wont miss you. Maybe its time for you to finally meet a girl huh? Or a boy perhaps?
I hope you never come back.

Nice. I like it how you did a "cha height 20" before listing your trophies. My mother kicks more ass! ;-) Either way, sorry to see you go. You're a great player :p

I felt pathetic (not having level 70 chars) until i saw your playtime :)
seeya around, i'll feel a bit safer now :p

Wow, 7, 1%, #Prist and 3 more of my chars... scary :P and don't worry, you'll be back soon enough :/ I started to think of unretiring Prist about a week after retiring him or so :P

Hope it's the army that got you!

Ack!, Zaber var endå en skön kille =)

What was in 2nd pouch? :P

It is, Mammoth.

Well.. Another fast and skilled player leaving.. He leads 99% of the time so you cant rly complain about his knowledge.. Well well.. cyas soon IRL.. And at Friday its the nice party, time to finally nail Karin maybe? :) *bow*

ROFL

Well.. Another fast and skilled player leaving.. He leads 99% of the time so you cant rly complain about his knowledge.. Well well.. cyas soon IRL.. And at Friday its the nice party, time to finally nail Karin maybe? :) *bow*

I'm a brown nose? *laugh* I've never grouped with Zaber & Co., never received gear from them, and God knows my troll has been abused up one side and down the other by him. Do I admire Zaber & Co.? In a gaming sense, to some degree, yes. They've managed to min/max this game probably better than any other group (future idiot repliers, please note the word 'group') to ever play it, and that includes a lot of skilled players. /par/ The only criticism I ever had of the NSL is that they played/play pukes far too much. If they had restricted themselves solely to darkies then I wouldn't have anything negative to say about them at all. /par/ Over the years I've played here I've seen that the better you are at mume the more everyone else flames you. God help you if you warlord, or are just an effective pkiller, because then you'll attract the legions of mume players whose only skill is heaping shit onto others.

bwahaha only 2 of me totally! 1 hann, 1 bamsefar.. aja men du, vi kan ju starta en klubb nu, jag har hållit upp i 70 dagar nu! men ser inte ut som jag kan slita mig från mume.net dock.... udda jag är....

Adios.

Never could beat ya Zaber, but I had a lot of fun trying (and dying).. I beat ya on his last page of trophy, Reef! Thanx for posting the trophy Zaber :) Always wanted to see that one.

1999-Apr-15 12:41:35 created ... sheesh! You've been busy those 2 years!

19, 5%, #Nacs *haha*

*Laugh* Just came to think of the first time Zaber started Mume.. Some of us had allready been playing a while (Galadon, Alcion, Gimilzor and some more) I was still a lowbie in my 15's or such.. And so here this more of a partyguy comes around.. fancy dressing and such.. NOT the kind of person you would take for a Mudder.. I think many of youd be suprised if you saw Zaber irl.. So he said he wanted to start playing.. Elmir told him to be a half-elf warrior *laugh* cause we never thought he'd start playing.. But soon enough he became legend and he's now the highest char in the whole lab.. Ahh as the years goes by.. *sniff* so old memories :)

Yeah lol *nod Majere* I remember that it was MUME-meeting here in Stockholm, I didn't get to meet the estonians but Zaber and co did. A week later or so one of the estonians told me 'jeez, I never could have imagined Zaber that way... is he a model or something?' =) Rofl =) Anyway army got Zaber! *sniff*

wow only once :D | 1, 0%, #Bulldozer, only thing i have against you is the overwhelming advantage from that damned link ;/

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killed by 0 in 31:97 (The River Bruinen)
Ehe.. there should be trolls name, what is that?:)

You will always be lowbie, Majere

And im proud of it :)

Well... I think its fantastic that he could play Zaber anyhow... I told him to take like half-elf warrior with newbie stats or whatever... And suddenly hes level 70 and fucks around with all of us... Bah! Army sucks, Im off for school, wtf am I doing here?

How come you don't have me in trophy :(?
1, 0%, #Zaber - and i remember how many times i got ye awful, whilst being solo.

Ah the army days:P, I warlorded #1 and next morning left army rl. Rocked :)

Who did the Swedish Army ever defeat in combat anyways?

<> It does seem that Sweden hasn't fought and defeated anything for about 400 years. So why do they keep a standing army? Possible Answer: *A Sarge* suddenly arrives. You wear a bathtowel over your gonads. *A Sarge* orders you 'Take off every Zig'. You drop a towel on the ground. Leave the rest up to your imagination.

You have played 5 months, 18 days, and 2 hours (real time).

P/Zaber one of the nicest players IMO anyway, gonna miss ya, for what it's worth :P

The majority of battles are from the period 1600 to 1660 when Sweden established herself as a great power in Europe and from 1660 to 1721 when she defended this status and her very existance from old bitter enemies and new growing powers. BAHAHA So they havent done shit since the dark ages, when they were fending Finns off of the rumps of their herds?

Wave, we have had our fights.

The eastern border defense of Sweden = Finland. It's hilarious actually how pathetic their defense there is, and the excuse for it is that we don't pose a threath! Well maybe so but plah, if we have to serve for a year, how long do the swedes serve? .)

look at all those solokills

*cough*
well good luck in quiting tho=)
many tried and some succeded but the rest....=)

I am gay.

See you later, maybe I have some decent level to get overkilled or bashtrapped by you later, and I can flame all I want again on this whinepage=)
Good luck RL!

no army. im just a small kid.

wow - look at all thise kills *laugh* no solokills at all. NO RESPECT

Jimmy you pathetic fuck.. Do you know what the recent changes to kill system was? If i WALK past an orc that 5 mins later die to Zaber i get a kill to.. and no solo.. so just stfu.. cause 99% of the kills nowdays arent solo.

im so sorry to see ya go.you have always helped me when i asked and your one of the greatest players in this mud.i hope you come back after the army... see you around.

ICK! Impressive set/pouches :) And army... geez, there is tons way to avoid it! Bleh, for me it's easier to picture you at comp than with gun :( Anyways, hope you will be back! :)

I wonder whats in 2.sable ... Ponder why only show 1.+ 3. to much eq ? :)

Majere, wtf are you talking about? One of my mages has 150+ kills and 80% solokill rate.

ha det så bra!

nod Majere, Zaber is far frm what i'd expect a mudder to be :P Heck almost none of ya whom i met in Dec. were. Zaber good luck with RL, dont let the army kill ya, and hopefully see ya sometime next summer if/when i go there again. :)

Liars! There are a bunch of solo kills up there, and at least one 4x solo kills (so what if it's probably a newbie bn, it proves he does walk around solo). Nice to finally know what NSL pings really are, use dialup for fair play!

"A Historian" doesn't know much about the history of the peace loving swedes it seems.
The last battle on swedish ground was in 1809 at Ratan, Vasterbotten, when the
russian Tsar Alexander tried to invade Sweden. The Russian army of 7500 men, led my
General Kamenski was ambushed by a small army of 4000 swedes led by General
Wachmeister. Over 2000 russians were killed (over twice as many as the swedes)
and the remaining russian force fled head over heals back to the russia.

Oh btw, Sweden has since 1521 fought 31 diferent wars.

Let's be fair. 1975 of my troops died from eating bad meatballs. And they rest took off after I stupidly manuevered them downwind of the Ratan Rotten Fish Festival. Give me a nose-clip and a spoon and I'll kick Sweden's ass into oblivion. We'll actually, whever you can go from oblivion because it's pretty oblivious already. Why don't you guys sneak into a real country and leave that joint to the penguins (if they'll have it).

Is it true that basic training in Sweden is a two-week course in making hand-stitched white flags and learning how to say "I surrender" in 78 different languages?

I walked up to the Swedish command post undetected past the guards, ja. After slitting the throat of the radio operator, ja ja, I found the second in command Relim looking at one of those Danish boyporn magazines. I dutifuly removed his Gonads, ja, after slitting his throat, ja. The commander drew his pistol and fired, a stream of water hit my face, but i was undeterred. I closed in for close combat. He rose from his Swedish posturpedic matress, quickly drawing an emema bag and his trusty manual entitled "I surrender in 78 Languages". He then bent over, this was a manuver I had never before seen in combat, but my training is to react in any circumstance, ja ja. So I swiftly kicked him halfway to Hanoi. Mission accomplished. I'll be back!

Fan vad tråkigt.. :/

hey man, I never grouped with you or even talked with you except once to confirm that you indeed had 7-11's, but i'll miss seeing everyone whine on you and remember all the lowbie orcs i never really got around to leveling since whenever i logged on y'all were sitting in NOC. good luck

I love chars that have 430+ hps, and more then 8 cleric spells *lick*

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU HIT PEOPLE, JULIUS

Later dude, sure was fun bangin' with ya.
Hare så bra irl.

sif you swedes have anything on the anzacs!

Eyo hörs kompis ses någon gång när du har permis kanske..nice natt gib :p