How to lose 400 hps in one bash
posted by Drenical
2001-05-04 17:05:39
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Should I've fled instead of trying to bash?.. nahh..
*a Troll* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Troll* < < < LEAVES WEST < < <.
Bash what or whom?

* W C HP:Fine>west
kill *troll*
Old Ruins
A small green mound rises from the ground.
*a Troll* is standing here.
*Ozon the Black Númenórean* is standing here.
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West Down.

* W C HP:Fine>* W C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Fine>
You approach *a Troll*, trying to smite her.

* W C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Fine>kill *troll*
bash

You suddenly notice Gabriel.
*a Troll* has arrived from below.

* W C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Fine>kill *troll*

*Ozon the Black Númenórean* slashes your head hard and tickles it.

You smite *a Troll*'s right hand extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>bash
*a Troll* pounds your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>Gabriel v v v LEAVES SOUTH v v v.

west
*Ozon the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...

kill *troll*
* W C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>
*a Troll* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

kill *troll*
* W C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>
*a Troll* pounds your head extremely hard.

* W C HP:Hurt *a Troll*:Hurt>
*a Troll* < < < LEAVES WEST < < <.
*Ozon the Black Númenórean* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Ozon the Black Númenórean*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing
infernal pain.
That really HURT!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Troll*:Hurt>
*Ozon the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...

flee
* W C HP:Wounded *a Troll*:Hurt>
*a Troll* pounds your left hand extremely hard and shatters it.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Troll*:Hurt>
You suddenly notice Gabriel.
*a Troll* has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Troll*:Hurt>
The evil power begins to regress...
The sun rises in the east.
You bleed from open wounds.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Troll*:Hurt>
Gabriel v v v LEAVES SOUTH v v v.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Troll*:Hurt>
*Ozon the Black Númenórean* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Ozon the Black Númenórean*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing
infernal pain.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad *a Troll*:Hurt>
*Ozon the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Bad *a Troll*:Hurt>
*a Troll* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Awful *a Troll*:Hurt>
*a Troll* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.

You are dead! Sorry...
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A small green m2001-05-04 17:13:13
man, you are pathetic
mister knowital2001-05-04 17:22:09
soooo, you like to solo 2 trolls and a bn with a mob in the room?
you hoped you wouldn't get bashed, ahh, too bad, comf on death.
Alcion2001-05-04 17:22:11
That's what you get when you fight females.
Unknown2001-05-04 17:39:41
at least he has the nuts to try to fight them
Fredde2001-05-04 17:40:26
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so alcion. you and the rest of nsl are females?! i mean you are the lab of bashtrap!
Unknown2001-05-04 17:45:16
You were not at 400 hps to start unless you've got 460 or so hps. Two hits from the trolls brought you to hurt. So I guess you were at 360ish hps to start. Still sucks though.
Wryak2001-05-04 17:46:25
So you're claiming that one fireball put you full->wounded? :) you were at least 100 down before

Drenical2001-05-04 17:51:05
Got some 420 total hps.. and I have no clue how much I was down.. keep analyzing and you'll probably come up with it.
Jaron2001-05-04 17:58:02
well u didn't get away on no hps cos darkies are too scared crossing w of neni this time tho
Alcion2001-05-04 18:19:04
Fredde, only because someone eat a bash and die w/o recovering doesn't mean it's a bash-trap. Get a clue before you comment, please.
Dardhel2001-05-04 18:30:19
Im a racist loser who only likes Americans. Everyone else can go to hell (you may think that I am making fun of Dardhel or something but this is his view on other nationalities. Talk to him and you will find this is 100% accurate)
Dardhel2001-05-04 18:31:14
ps I am gay
Ozon2001-05-04 18:47:35
My balls are BIG
Devastator2001-05-04 18:54:38
Eat that! Too bad we were devided in 2 groups, was not planned at all so I missed 100k xp =/ hehe. Was just nice timing of me bashing and ozon fballing, I love ozon!
Devastator2001-05-04 18:55:13
And yeah we were both female trolls =) so I guess its right don't mess with the Cute Little Troll Bitch...
Raichu2001-05-04 19:01:02
Btw why didn't any groupmate come hatch or grabiel could at least have spamemd 2 or 3 cures? =P you were 4 or 5 pukes around warrens (does not show in log tho)
Dardhel2001-05-04 19:04:55
Fuck you Raichu. Why don't you go sundie another olog for us and make us all happy
Dardhel2001-05-04 19:06:25
ps I am gay
Raichu2001-05-04 19:10:41
Busy making olog! Too bad missed 100k on way to olog! =(
Julie2001-05-04 20:15:45
Julie smashed little dwarfies head in. Little dwarfie tasted good! *Burp*
Sauron2001-05-04 20:17:48
Die pukescum! Well done my minions.
Dardhel2001-05-04 20:30:52
YES!!! CANT WAIT TO SEE RAICHU SUNDIE HIS NEWEST OLOG! DIE RAICHU DIE!
Elmo2001-05-04 20:39:13
*comf* Drenical if i was there i would have saved your ass and killed the troll+the bn+the troll mob since i am easily 1 of the top 10 players of mume right now
To the *Wannabe2001-05-04 21:14:13
*Ponder* U dont know Dardhel i guess. Im from europe and known him on mume for several years
counting him among my mumefriends. I guess your own life must be to pathetic get a life.
A *newbie*2001-05-04 21:15:44
Snotty is going to kill you, you stinkin' Elmo, cuz I asked him to so you can just die and rot and let the maggots eat yer carcass, if they'll have it. Die, Elmo, die!!!!!
To the *Wannabe2001-05-04 21:19:11
*LAUGHED OUT LOUD 'TIL MILK COMES OUT MY NOSE* What a wonderful friend you must be if you don't even have enough pride in the friendship to identify yourself. Try this: Hi, I'm and Dardhel is my mumefriend. Say that 3 three times fast, then seek psychiatric counseling. Now, excuse me while I go find a tissue.
Elmir2001-05-04 21:21:34
Have to comment!
An *American*2001-05-04 21:29:21
*Comfort* WannabeFriend on the Europe thing. Maybe some day you can sneak into a nice country. P.S. If u use a crate, remember AIR HOLES. We're tired of all these stinkin' crates turning up at the airports.
Dardhel2001-05-04 21:35:43
Whoever this European is who thinks I am his friend....think again. I have no friends and if I did it sure as hell wouldn't be a European.
Dardhel2001-05-04 21:45:31
I like to make fun of Dardhel. I don't like him because he's so much better than me, focused, and understands that MUME is a game and that he'll never make good friends from this game outside of the game. He's probably mature, unlike myself. And he's probably not even gay, but I clearly am, because all I can think about is men having sex with other men. That's really all there is to life. I can't think of Dardhel doing anything else.
Dardhel2001-05-04 21:46:15
And p.p.s., I'm gay, too. Just like the other Dardhel.
Dardhel2001-05-04 21:47:48
Dardhel summed up everything pretty nice. I am gay like all Dardhel's and have no friends
Dardhel's mom2001-05-04 21:50:27
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Rogon2001-05-04 22:40:53
Geez, what's up with the people spamming shit on the comments here? You consider yourself funny or something?
re: Dardhel's m2001-05-04 23:21:45
Is that "moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" as in "I want to fuck you in the ass and give you a reacharound Elmo style", or is it "moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" as in "Istari rules suck Dain's big fat hairy NUT?"
Dardhel's mom2001-05-04 23:27:48
moooooooooooooooooooo (translated: my previous moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo meant that Rogon's balls are shrivelled like a raisen)
re: moooooooooo2001-05-04 23:33:56
Whoever is writing these Dardhel's mom posts is gay.
re: moooooooooo2001-05-04 23:34:04
Whoever is writing these Dardhel's mom posts is gay.
A *newbie*2001-05-05 00:05:38
Work with me here folks. How hard can it be to KILL ELMO!!!! KILL! KILL!! KILL!!! Just do it!
Raichu2001-05-07 09:11:08
Yes Rogon they think so.
a *dwarf*2001-05-07 16:04:12
elmo is top ten because of............*Lowyn the bitch*?
Dream on elmo------> try some solo pk sometime *smirk*
Glupafallet2001-05-08 09:08:37
Don't you think this dardhel-comment-gay-thing has gone too far?
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