Crazy rangers
posted by Fearless
2001-05-07 22:00:02
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Me and naksur were roaming old fnost, have killed already some 10+ pukes we had
#I mean really this is normal????????

o W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold>e
The door is opened from the other side.
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Bittery Air
*Kaaren the Half-Elf* is STANDING here.
*Azeem the Dwarf* is standing here (shrouded).
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
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A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: *North* *South* West.
A hardened ranger strongly hits Naksur's left foot and tickles it.
A hardened ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at Bittery Air!'
A hardened ranger hits Naksur's right leg very hard and tickles it.
A hardened ranger yells 'Some Urcs are here at Battery Air!'
A hardened ranger lightly hits Naksur's body and tickles it.
A hardened ranger yells 'Some Orcs ire here yt Bittery Ayr!'
A hardened ranger hits Naksur's body very hard and tickles it.
A hardened ranger yells 'Sume Urcs are here at Battery Air!'
A hardened ranger hits Naksur's left arm hard.
A hardened ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at Bittery Air!'
A hardened ranger hits Naksur's left hand very hard.
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A hardened ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at Bitteri Yar!'
A hardened ranger hits Naksur's right leg hard.
A hardened ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at Battery Air!'
A hardened ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at Bittery Air!'
A hardened ranger hits your body extremely hard and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>e
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
Naksur pounds a hardened ranger's body very hard and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>e
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Kaaren the Half-Elf* closes the door.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
A hardened ranger hits your right arm very hard and tickles it.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>
*Azeem the Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
You smite a hardened ranger's body extremely hard and tickle it.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Fine>FLEE
You flee head over heels.
Dry Plains
The starving cow stands here looking for a patch of grass.
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
A swarm of mosquitoes is here, humming around you.
Exits: *North* *West*.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>open door
f
You don't see any door here.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
You flee head over heels.
The PlainsThe Plains
The wild ox seems ready to charge you.
The wild ox seems ready to charge you.
Exits: *East* *West*.
You smell blood.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger hits your left leg hard and tickles it.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger hits your left foot extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>FLEE
You flee head over heels.
The Plains
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
Exits: *East* *South* *West*.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>EAST
The Plains
The wild ox seems ready to charge you.
The wild ox seems ready to charge you.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: *East* *West*.
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>
*Kaaren the Half-Elf* has ARRIVED from the >>EAST>>
A hardened ranger hits your left leg very hard.* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>FLEE
You flee head over heels.
Dry Plains
The starving cow stands here looking for a patch of grass.
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
Exits: *North* *West*.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>EAST
Alas, you cannot go that way...
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc as here at Battery Air!'
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc as here at Battery Iar!'
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc is here at Bittery Air!'
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc is here yt Bittery Yir!'
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc as here at Bittery Air!'
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc as here at Battery Yar!'
NORTH
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc as here at Bittery Aar!'
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc is here at Battery Yir!'

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Bittery Air
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting *Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit*.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Naksur.                              ////Naksur almost insta died
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Naksur.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Naksur.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Naksur.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Naksur.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Naksur.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Naksur.
A swarm of mosquitoes is here, humming around you.
*Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit* is here, fighting a hardened ranger.
Naksur is here, fighting a hardened ranger.
Exits: *North* *South* West.Exits: *North* *South* West.
A hardened ranger hits Naksur's left foot extremely hard.
A hardened ranger hits Naksur's left arm very hard.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>FLEE

A hardened ranger hits Naksur's body hard.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
You flee head over heels.
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
Small Hut
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
*Azeem the Dwarf* is standing here (shrouded).
Exits: *East*.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>EAST
*Azeem the Dwarf* closes the door.
#   $door is now set to {door} [local]
The door seems to be closed.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
*Azeem the Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>open door
f
Ok
.A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc is here at Bittery Aar!'
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.        ////There goes Naksurs 350 hps

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
You flee head over heels.
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Bittery Air
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting *Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit*.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A swarm of mosquitoes is here, humming around you.
*Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit* is here, fighting a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: *North* *South* West.
You smell blood.
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
A hardened ranger hits your body very hard.
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>*Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit* --<TRIES TO ESCAPE>--
*Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit* LEAVES vv SOUTH vv.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>FLEE
You flee head over heels.
Dry Plains
The starving cow stands here looking for a patch of grass.
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
*Kaaren the Half-Elf* is STANDING here.
*Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit* is STANDING here.
Exits: *North* *West*.
A hardened ranger has ARRIVED from the ^^NORTH^^
A hardened ranger has ARRIVED from the ^^NORTH^^

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>EAST
Alas, you cannot go that way...
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>NORTH

*Kaaren the Half-Elf* LEAVES ^^NORTH^^.
A hardened ranger says 'YUU! Fearless! Yuu wall die before yoor time.'
A hardened ranger hits your left leg hard.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Fine>NORTH
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Fine>FLEE
NORTH
You flee head over heels.
The PlainsThe Plains
The wild ox seems ready to charge you.
The wild ox seems ready to charge you.
Exits: *East* *West*.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>EAST
NORTH
Dry Plains
The starving cow stands here looking for a patch of grass.
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: *North* *West*.
You smell blood.
A hardened ranger hits your body very hard.
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc as here at Dry Plains!'
A hardened ranger hits your left foot very hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc as here at Dry Plaans!'
A hardened ranger hits your left leg hard.
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc as here at Dry Plains!'
A hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc is here at Dry Plyins!'
A hardened ranger hits your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
A hardened ranger yells 'In Orc as here at Dry Plains!'
A hardened ranger strongly hits your body and tickles it.A hardened ranger yells 'An Orc ys here at Dry Plains!'

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger hits your left leg hard.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a hardened ranger:Healthy>FLEE
NORTH
You flee head over heels.
The Plains
The wild ox seems ready to charge you.
The wild ox seems ready to charge you.
*Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit* is STANDING here.
Exits: *East* *West*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
*Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit* LEAVES >>EAST>>.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>WEST
WEST
The Plains
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
A grey wolf is here, thin from starvation.
Exits: *East* *South* *West*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>Sparse Forest
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>cha mood wimpy
Ok.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>n
Bad lands
Exits: *North* *South* *West*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>n
A Small Path by a Bridge
Exits: *North* *South* *West*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>n
Frail Two-Way Bridge
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>e
A Side Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>e
Poor Plains
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
Saving Fearless.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>e
Burned Plains
Exits: *North* *South* *West*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>n
Fertile Plains
A grey wolf is here, thin from starvation.

And i died later cos i was ran out of draughts.
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adroit2001-05-07 22:08:34
do dirs go in more effectively when entered in caps:P comf on death, really the rangers are ridiculous
Naksur2001-05-07 22:10:45
Hmmm....those fucking rangers arent normal,I almost like insta died.Bah...u wimpy Bree-legends fight if u fight whitout rangers then u got kicked ass.
Hahahaha...u suck,go and fuck those rangers.Those are our broud and brave whities...muhahaha!
Fearless2001-05-07 22:14:06
No i see em just better! I am blind!
Unknown2001-05-07 22:19:27
A hardened ranger is here, fighting *Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit*. *giggle*
Azg2001-05-07 22:20:30
Hrm, we need more powerful rangers.
Astar2001-05-07 22:24:09
Please make rangers patrol Tharbad streets too! Too many newbies dying there, you know... Oh, lowbie pukes need to practice in Rivendell? Make hardons patrol ford area.
Edvard2001-05-07 22:32:43
jeeezz, you met that many whitie guardian-rangers, specially trained to protect the powerful lands of the west, and yet you managed to run away? even for just a short while, that was a hell of a performance... congratulations
Fearless2001-05-07 22:35:10
Btw i hid ALL nice eq i had before i ripped :) So puke scum will never get it!
Rogon2001-05-07 22:48:53
I don't think there is anything wrong with the rangers code. The newbies DO need protection. Imagine azeem and brego (bergo? something) without rangers, they'd be orc fodder.
Evan2001-05-08 00:26:34
Hey it seemed to me that Bergo was helping u guys :)
>>>>>>>>>>>*Bergo the Fallohid Hobbit* is here, fighting a hardened ranger.<<<<<<<<<<

Aschit2001-05-08 00:40:41
Why don't hardons get melee/LOS?
Oscarmeyer2001-05-08 00:41:33
That's why I never go to hardonland anymore. When it's that bad for warriors/shamans/etc, imagine it for a non-bobbing, non-draughting bn thief :P
Moxy2001-05-08 01:48:02
Fearless could start your own series, Eight was enough.
Unknown2001-05-08 02:35:56
Azeem2001-05-08 04:18:32
Yeah, I found your gleaming and some other junk Fearless. And Bergo lured
the rangers to just outside the door. Anyway, we all know use breelegends(tm)
suck without help.
Wryak2001-05-08 09:46:17
$door
Elf2001-05-08 11:11:35
Bergo is hated by the elves and rangers for he did some bad things once :)
Blah2001-05-08 13:19:06
Wryak - is actionfleeing allowed? Im sure you do action*everything* to
Bergo2001-05-08 14:09:42
Twice! Aldareon got arrogant ... But evil pukes are the most feared opponents of orcs in west :) It soo easy to lure 'em anywhere you want then you hide and they just stand guard.
dispater2001-05-08 16:05:04
bergo lured the rangers there? isnt that some kind of abuse of game mechanics? kill him
Fearless2001-05-08 16:27:33
Bergo u will die for suchs sick preformance!
Daerandir2001-05-08 18:34:10
Its no bug ...bergo is hated by rangers ...rangers are tracking him ... he hides ...rangers will be in the room and when bergo starts moving towards the orcs ...rangers will follow :P ...simple ...but funny :)i kind of like it :)

Murumutt2001-05-08 20:02:25
Its still lame. Storeportbashtrap ho!
Vral2001-05-09 20:01:01
If naksur was the orc hiding s e fnost, I was 1 sec from stabbinf you. *CRY*
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