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Harmony pulls down Ronvelt's boxers.
Ganon says 'i need all the money i can get'
Ronvelt says '5 copper sit'
Harmony says 'oh baby! '
Ganon says 'sheez'
Harmony says 'im gonna pretend youre matt ok?'
Ganon says 'i cant pay shit'
Harmony says 'so dont be offended'
Ganon narrates 'ack'
Tal narrates 'so how long has gate been nobash?'
Harmony kisses Ronvelt passionately.
Harmony says 'what are you doing?!'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Harmony slaps Ronvelt.
Harmony says 'get off of me!'
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Ganon says 'open'
Ronvelt closes the Irongate.
Datura says 'um, go fuck yourself'
Ronvelt says 'people are such cheapskates.... and to think i only charg 5
copper'
Ganon says 'why should we pay anyways'
Ronvelt says 'for safe passage under the gates'
Ganon says 'its my hometown'
Ganon shakes his head.
Ganon frowns at Ronvelt in disapproval.
Ronvelt says 'you have to contribute to the safty of fornost'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Ganon says 'yea theres the word'
Ganon says 'self appointed'
Ronvelt narrates 'please don't spam the gates of fornost ...people are at
work!'
Verito says 'damn this is one mass spamcluster'
Ganon says 'no fucking mayor or shit told you to do this'
Ganon says 'so we dont have to pay'
* C Mana:Hot>'Sleep spell anyone :P?
Ronvelt says 'cut it out silly newbies!'
Ronvelt says 'jus pay and move'
Harmony says 'oh silly'
Harmony mounts on Ronvelt, and begins riding him.
Ganon says 'someone blind here?'
Eyros narrates 'anyone got sleep or charm and wants to have some fun come to
fnost'
Rim says 'someone poison here ?'
Ronvelt says '5 copper pennies everyone! for the safety of yer person and
fornost'
Eyros says 'i poison'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Eyros says 'but can't attack him'
Ganon says 'hrmm'
Rim says 'cast venom on him, or arachnia :P'
Ganon says 'we need a sleeper'
Ronvelt says 'please sir no.... if the catch me sleeping at work i will be
fired'
Ganon says 'bullshit'
Verito says 'damn, i haven't seen something this funny in mume in awhile'
Ganon says 'this is all crap your saying'
Ganon nods in agreement with Verito.
Rim says 'I asked the secretary, she said you're not working for the town.'
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Hadrian yells '13 hours till you die, Ronvelt'
Ganon says 'he said it again'
Harmony narrates 'oh ronvelt! your richness turns me on!'
Eàle narrates 'What all the bullshit about the gatekeeper fornost'
Harmony kisses Ronvelt passionately.
Harmony kisses Ronvelt passionately.
Harmony kisses Ronvelt passionately.
Ganon says 'self appointed <-----which means the secretary didnt appoint him'
Ronvelt narrates 'btw ooc if this silly rp act can draw so many people i have
one thing to say ..... you are too bored...'
Datura narrates 'eh, someone feels like pissing everyone off'
Verito says 'aha! a loophole, good work ganon'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Harmony says 'ooc?'
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Harmony says 'old orc caves?'
Eàle narrates 'To kill a gatekeeper is evil, if someone tries they die.'
Eyros says 'boredom is the cause of all of lifes great achievements'
Wolfgar narrates 'one quarter of all the people on are in fornost, wow'
Myz yells 'how many times i must kill the players on the same side that i will b
e put on Saurons list?'
Sly says 'why is everyone here?'
Datura says 'i wonder if its worth losing fornost cit to get a horse to kill
ronvelt'
Verito narrates 'let's see how many people can fit in under the wall, between
the gates :)'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Verito picks up Ronvelt and throws him to the ground.
Ronvelt says 'please 5 copper penies'
Ronvelt says 'you look tired sir'
Ganon narrates 'ronvelt says he is the self appointed <-----which means the
secretary didnt appoint him(so why we have to pay up?'
Ronvelt gives a fortune-cookie to Ganon.
Ganon stares at the sky.
Ganon giggles.
Ganon eats a fortune-cookie.
Harmony narrates 'no one is respecting the agatekeeper! pay up!!!!'
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Tal narrates 'jsut use the old fnost gate... sheesh'
Eàle narrates 'gatekeeper is working fine, this is bullshit rp cause some fuck
killed most of fornost guildkeepers and store workers.'
Harmony says 'pay my man!'
Ronvelt says 'people people ... don't think of me... think of your safety and
fornosts !'
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Ronvelt says 'pay up sir'
Harmony says 'im self appointed wife'
Lacom narrates 'why is fornost the place most ppl go crazy and kill
everyone/everything?'
Adrahil narrates 'human town'
Banor narrates 'humans unpredictable'
Lacom narrates 'banish all humans from mume then'
Gouki narrates 'Yeah....humans are crazy..'
Anorien narrates 'fine by me'
Banor narrates 'ooops sorry bomli'
Galatil narrates 'I suddenly understand your name perpetua :)'
Ganon narrates 'hehe now harmony is joining ronvelt on that gatekeeper
crap(this should be funny)'
Othello narrates 'Because the Dunadain of Fornost tend to hold a bottle better
than a patrol sword.'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Datura narrates 'eh, isnt that what most warriors are better at?'
Harmony narrates 'im self appointed wife! which means ill help him to the end!
lol'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Verito says 'hehe this should be good'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Harmony narrates 'im just pretenind he is matt, so it works better'
Vairë the Weaver steps out of her storied webs and into your presence.
Taking all the stories of time, Vairë the Weaver returns to her tapestries.
You hear a call from the other side of the gate.
Harmony falls down laughing.
Ronvelt stands briskly in attention and salutes Harmony.
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Harmony says 'now im ganons self appointed wife'
Harmony narrates 'im also self appointed freak!'
Rim cringes in terror!
Ganon says 'harmony'
Ganon says 'wanna lvl?'
Rim says 'rin ganon, RUN!'
Harmony shakes her head.
Morgan narrates 'that newbie still charging at gate fnost?'
Ronvelt says 'did you pay up sir?'
Harmony says 'pay the man'
Ganon says 'you sure harmony?'
Ronvelt narrates 'that is correct mister morgan 5 copper!'
Harmony nods solemnly.
Ganon says 'i can help ya lvl'
Ronvelt shakes his head.
Ronvelt says 'i can't level silly'
Datura narrates 'can someone just sleep him?'
Ronvelt says 'every stpid player can level'
Ganon says 'no harmony'
Datura narrates 'i mean, is fornost cit really that great?'
Eàle narrates 'fucking silly rp. if i gatter a group i can teoretical speaking
whipe out whole rd and claim rp and get away with it'
Ronvelt says 'there is no point in levelling.'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Harmony says 'i be good'
Ganon says 'this is boring'
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Harmony narrates 'oh i close the gates!'
Harmony closes the Irongate.
Arilin slaps Harmony.
Verito narrates 'is somebody gonna kill him yet? hadrian, myz, where are you
guys?'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Ronvelt says 'check where verito'
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Harmony narrates 'ill never let them touch my man!'
Ronvelt starts cleaning his red reception carpet.
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Reo says 'open'
Harmony closes the Irongate.
Ronvelt pokes Reo in the ribs.
Harmony closes the Portcullis.
Reo says 'what?'
Ronvelt says 'pay up please'
Harmony says 'pay!'
Ronvelt says '5 copper'
Verito falls down laughing.
Reo says 'Dude'
Ronvelt beams a smile at Reo.
Reo says 'wtf'
Verito says 'just go reo'
Ronvelt says 'for safe passage'
Reo says 'no'
Reo says 'im not going'
Harmony closes the Irongate.
Verito says 'just go n or s, dont pay'
Ronvelt says 'why not sir?'
Reo says 'why do u guys do that?'
Reo says 'that is hilariously dumb'
Harmony says 'pay!'
Ronvelt says 'tis only 5 copper'
Verito says 'dont pay dude, just go'
Reo gives you 40 gold.
Reo says 'there'
Verito dances for the sheer joy of it.
Harmony says 'i think my husband is '
Ronvelt rolls the red carpet.
Reo says 'open'
Verito falls down laughing.
Reo leaves south.
Harmony closes the Portcullis.
Harmony says 'is mistaken!'
Harmony narrates 'reo did illegal emote! DEMOTE!'
Ronvelt narrates 'wow reo jus paid 40 gold .... i think i can retire now! bnuy
a house in shire'
Ronvelt ponders life, the universe, and everything.
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Ronvelt struts proudly.
Harmony narrates 'dont go darling!'
Reo narrates 'LAf'
Reo narrates 'u guys are quick'
Reo narrates 'its called emote'
Reo narrates 'thanks for letting me pass gate'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Harmony says 'pay or die!'
Ronvelt says 'i am the self appointed gatekeeper of fornost pay me 5 copper to
pass'
Hadrian yells 'one hour, ronvelt! answer now!'
Thilax narrates 'harmony says 'pay or die *snicker*'
Ronvelt yells 'answer waht?'
bash portcullis
Nothing seems to happen.
Verito narrates 'yeah, here we go, ronvelt's gonna die real soon'
Ronvelt paces to and fro watching the traffic at the gates.
Harmony yells 'im self appointed gate closer!'
bash portcullis
Nothing seems to happen.
Verito narrates 'cant wait to watch this, hehe'
Ronvelt pokes you in the ribs.
bash portcullis
Nothing seems to happen.
Verito narrates 'so much effort for such a little man'
Ronvelt says 'please do not destroy public property sir'
Hadrian yells 'ronvelt, shall you fight like the man you say you are?'
Harmony falls down laughing.
Ronvelt says 'that ll cost you extra'
Hadrian yells 'ronvelt, answer directly, and correctly, and i shall let you live
'
Harmony narrates 'skald is trying to bash'
bash portcullis
The portcullis gave away under the pressure.
Ronvelt yells '5 copper'
Ronvelt yells 'that good enough?'
Harmony narrates 'and ronvelt says please do not diamage public property sir!'
Ronvelt says 'that ll be 10 silver mister skald'
Ronvelt says 'for damaging public property.'
* C>give 10 silver ronvelt
Harmony narrates 'ronvelt says 'thatll be 10 silver mister skald''
Harmony closes the Irongate.
* C>'Sorry.
Ok.
Ronvelt makes some note in his small book.
Verito scratches himself impatiently.
Hadrian yells 'I am now released! I give you one last choice: Yes or No?'
Hadrian yells 'ronvelt, shall you fight like the man you say you are?'
Ronvelt smiles at you.
Ronvelt rolls the red carpet.
You hear a call from the other side of the gate.
Ronvelt says 'you may pass skald'
Harmony narrates 'yes!'
Harmony closes the Irongate.
Datura narrates 'you are quite a sucky gatekeeper'
