Short, funny, to the point.
posted by Hezlim
2001-05-14 04:50:03
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Wanted to start my troll over, and wanted to have some fun doing it too. I didn'
The Last Bridge
A big and sturdy structure, this is the last bridge, before Tharbad, crossing
the river Mitheithel which flows from its sources in the Ettenmoors. It was 
built by the men of Rhudaur before they fell under the shadow of Angmar. The
bridge is made of rectangular stone blocks, but some of them are missing and
others have crumbled under the weight of time. From below comes the sound of 
water swirling against the bridge's three great arches. On the eastern side of
the river, the decaying remains of a small cluster of buildings can be seen.
o HP:Hurt Move:Weak>Score
75/132 hit, and 15/104 moves.
o HP:Hurt Move:Slow>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the west riding a pony.
*a Hobbit* leaves east riding a pony.
o HP:Hurt Move:Slow>yell lemme sundie!
Ok.
o HP:Hurt Move:Slow>exa hezlim
Hezlim is resting here waiting for the sun.
You see nothing special about him.
Hezlim is a youthful male Troll.
Hezlim the Troll Softskin has several bruises.
o HP:Hurt Move:Slow>where
Players in your zone
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Hezlim               - The Last Bridge
o HP:Hurt Move:Slow>
The sun rises in the east.
* HP:Hurt Move:Slow>t robeast rotf sun!
Ok.
* HP:Hurt Move:Slow>t robeast just saw hobbit too :P
Ok.
* HP:Hurt Move:Slow>
Robeast tells you 'heh'
* HP:Hurt Move:Tired>yell goodbye, cruel world!
* HP:Fine Move:Tired>time
Ok.
According to the Dunadan calendar, it is:
7am on Sterday, the 6th of Thrimidge, Year 2882 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
According to the sun, it is early in the morning.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Nardhal.
Real time is Mon May 14 02:41:37 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun May 13 02:27:39 2001 GMT
* HP:Fine Move:Tired>
Saving Hezlim.
* HP:Fine Move:Tired>
Robeast narrates 'i'm going for full ragged leather set'
Robeast narrates 'just need ragged helmet then all eq is ragged :>'
The day has begun.
The sun burns you! 
You slowly turn into stone.
You jump to your feet, screaming in pain.
* HP:Fine Move:Tired>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
* HP:Fine Move:Tired>
The sun burns you! 
You slowly turn into stone.
You jump to your feet, screaming in pain.
* HP:Hurt Move:Tired>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
* HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
The sun burns you! 
You slowly turn into stone.
You jump to your feet, screaming in pain.
* HP:Bad Move:Tired>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
* HP:Bad Move:Tired>
The sun burns you! 
You slowly turn into stone.
o HP:Awful>Score
1/111 hit, and 103/103 moves.
o HP:Awful>l
Chamber of the Trolls
You see two green slime molds on the ground.
o HP:Awful>
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A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A large piece of black cloth is on the ground.
A statue of Aucher the Troll is here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The butchered corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Exits: West.

History:

On the seventh of Thrimidge in the year of 2882, you were slain in a Deserted
Cave by Grinder. 
You turned to stone. 
You were also slain in a Stone Stair by
a gruesome olog-hai troll, and thus fell to level two. 
You were slain in a
Deserted Cave by Grinder. 
You were also slain in a Deserted Cave by Grinder.
You were also killed in a Deserted Cave by Grinder, and fell to level three.
You were slain in a Deserted Cave by Grinder, and you were killed in a
Deserted Cave by a lethal grey troll, and thus fell to level four. 
You were
slain in a Deserted Cave by Grinder. 
You were killed in a Deserted Cave by
Grinder, and were slain in a Deserted Cave by Grinder, and therefore fell to
level five.

On the 26th Wedmath in 2878 of the third age, you were slain in a Dark Tunnel
by Elmir the Man.

On the 18th of Foreyule, 2877, you achieved level six in the Dreary Forest.

On the 16th Foreyule, 2877, you gained level five in the Food Storage.

On the 20th Blotmath in 2877 of the third age, you reached level four in a
Dark Tunnel. 
You achieved level three at a Nexus, and reached level two at a
Nexus.

On the 18th of Blotmath, 2877 of the third age, you began your journeys.
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Unknown2001-05-14 05:41:39
short yes, funny no
Unknown2001-05-14 06:42:02
bahahaha stupid troll =)
krul2001-05-14 08:37:47
just a regular day huh?
Raichu2001-05-14 11:53:24
Stare
Unknown2001-05-14 12:05:42
WTF!?!
Fredde2001-05-14 16:06:10
if you want i can post my trolls history and i bet it will be hell of alot funnier then this shit log!
Edvard2001-05-14 19:21:38
i could post the html code for microsoft.com and that too will be funnier then this.... sorry
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