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Hezlim2001-05-15 06:29:18
Your right, that is funnier than my log!
hazlim2001-05-15 06:34:21
i didnt say that
Hezlim2001-05-15 06:45:27
no, hezlim said it :P
Unknown2001-05-15 09:29:09
I loved the part with ''.
Unknown2001-05-15 09:29:36
wellwellwell, //</////HTML//>
Adia2001-05-15 15:07:50
Wow, so thats who killed JFK.
Fredde2001-05-15 16:46:58
men trivs du i tvåan!
a little bird2001-05-15 17:19:18
great log!
Bill Gates2001-05-15 19:08:16
This is hilarious shit. Stop by my office for a lunch some time.
Massacre2001-05-15 19:52:25
?
Bylop2001-05-15 21:40:12
I quote Massacre "?" and add my own ¿?¿!
a person who do2001-05-16 00:29:45
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAa
Thats FUNNY!
Edvard2001-05-16 22:55:33
neat log! ;)
Edvard2001-05-16 22:59:17
for u who dont understand this is the answer from a comment i made... At 2001-05-14 19:21:38, Edvard commented:
i could post the html code for microsoft.com and that too will be funnier then this.... sorry.....
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