Wimpy Dwarf ! flees and heals.
posted by Jones
2001-05-17 20:31:07
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Well i went eastish to get bastard sword and meet dwarfie at wswept in the shit
Start logging: 17.05.2001 20:31
bash
Bash what or whom?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting>!
[bash]
Bash what or whom?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting>!
[bash]
Bash what or whom?

* HP:Wounded Move:Exhausted>!
[bash]
Bash what or whom?

* HP:Wounded Move:Exhausted>
Ughlor narrates 'wheres da pukes!"!!!'

* HP:Wounded Move:Exhausted>look
Old East Road

* HP:Wounded Move:Exhausted>peer
You peer around trying to look into the shadows.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting>yell wimp ?
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
11pm on Mersday, the 11th of Foreyule, Year 2882 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
It must be the middle of the night.
You can see a Three-Quarter Moon (waxing) in the southern part of the sky.
Real time is Thu May 17 18:28:01 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Mon May 14 16:01:47 2001 GMT

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting>
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the east riding a mountain mule.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting>
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your right hand extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
You lightly slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s left leg and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>bash
*a sturdy Dwarf* snickers softly.

Your bash at *a sturdy Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>say sucker you healed !
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
You strongly slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s right hand and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.
*a sturdy Dwarf* strongly pounds your body and tickles it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* autowimpy

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* nods solemnly.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>emo sucker you healded d 1
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>bash
!
!
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your right leg extremely hard.

Your bash at *a sturdy Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Hark narrates 'azag moors'
You strongly slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s right hand and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
You barely slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!

*a sturdy Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.
You slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s head and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]

!
*a sturdy Dwarf* strange that i never dodge you

*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

Your bash at *a sturdy Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
stat
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>OB: 123%, DB: 27%, PB: 23%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: berserk.
Needed: 25,649 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- a light wound at the left arm.
- a deep wound at the right arm.
- novoid
- a light wound at the right leg.
- a light wound at the right foot.

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>shru

You barely slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
You shrug.

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
You strongly slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s left foot and tickle it.

* HP:Bad Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Bad Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!

*a sturdy Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.

* HP:Bad Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]

!
emo im olog tho
* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a sturdy Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>bash
!
!
!

*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your left leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Bad Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]

* HP:Bad Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a sturdy Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>say bnice bash
bash
!
!
!
!

*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your head stops stinging.
A rabid, grey wolf has arrived from the west.

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]

Your bash at *a sturdy Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
Ok.

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
Ok.

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
A rabid, grey wolf hits your right leg and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
You slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s left arm hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
!
!
!
!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
You swiftly dodge a rabid, grey wolf's attempt to hit you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You lightly slash *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>[bash]
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a sturdy Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.

* HP:Awful Move:Weak *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[bash]

*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

A cold hard wind lashes at your clothes making it difficult to walk.

You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

You are dead! Sorry...


o HP:Awful Move:Exhausted>
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Lia2001-05-17 20:55:07
Dwarf power!
Ylle the old2001-05-17 21:02:32
In my times there were real orcs and not wimps like you. They would kill a dwarf (who btw could have more than a 1000 hps) in one bash. orcs now adays...whine...whine..whine. I wish jocko was still around that old git.
Johannes2001-05-17 21:22:07
Of course eq matters! (Barely slash?) :-p
Wroom2001-05-17 21:44:28
Rogon rocks so much. She actually got sklls, but how the hell can a person so fucked up in it's head that it never figures that going solo works also, complain about storeporting.)? Atleast she shows she doesn't have balls which literally would be ok, but...
Peleus2001-05-17 23:44:18
emo im olog tho
* HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
No, you're level 22. Olog is level 26+ Btw, slashing trolls suck =)
Kreil2001-05-18 01:09:11
Hrm.. Last time I checked Olog-Hai was 21 and still considered to be by *Trolls*

Legend 26+

Slashing.. seems weird but hey :)
Peleus2001-05-18 02:11:53
sorry folks, im just really fucking clueless!
Horast2001-05-18 04:42:43
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, huh Peleus...
It has been 21 for ages.....
Wryak2001-05-18 06:12:52
barely slash = 1 dmg, obviously eq matters a bit, slash sucks :P
Edvard2001-05-18 07:28:01
Doesnt matter, a solo dwarf vs a troll.. troll SHOULD always win, if they are 21+... thats like the thing with trolls... they are a one-man army... just imagine the size!
Jones2001-05-18 09:53:07
Well that was when i slashed a fine chain. Shining is fails. But sometimes i manage
to hit extreemly hard thru thick metal, ah yeah it was dented longsword too :)
And help troll.
Toki2001-05-18 10:23:21
Whats dat tickling with toothpick???? And Toki wants better barehanded ob!!!!
Smurf2001-05-18 15:03:59
I want better barehanded ob too!
Fuck you all ainur, i hate you, give us unarmed ob!
I want like 40 ob for barehanded!
I AM A FUCKING TROLL; NOT A DWARF; REMEMBER?
Smurf2001-05-18 15:04:37
Btw, i am REALLU drunk rl, but i still want unarmed opb back!
tushie2001-05-18 16:29:04
why not carry some draughts?
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