Ubastard.txt // whitie fries like bacon
posted by balthazar
2001-05-23 06:26:36
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Another one for you evil bns out there. You can thank me later with iron rings,
* R Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w
kk
Rocky Hills
Exits: North East South West.
You suddenly notice an orkish scout.

You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* R Mana:Burning Move:Tired>They aren't here.

* R Mana:Burning Move:Tired>n
kk
Rocky Hills
*a Dwarf* is sleeping here.
Exits: East South West.
Aha, you have found your victim!

* R Mana:Burning Move:Tired>* R Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Bad>
You slash *a Dwarf*'s right hand extremely hard and shatter it.

s* R Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Bad>s

*a Dwarf* barely hits your body and tickles it.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Bad>
You start to concentrate...

*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

ss
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*a Dwarf* leaves west.
Nobody here by that name.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
You suddenly notice an orkish scout.
An orkish scout yells 'A Dwarf is here at Rocky Hills!'

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w

*a Dwarf* leaves east.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>ss
Rocky Hills
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>e

Duriel narrates 'christ whats with all the trolls :o'

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>e
ss
Nobody here by that name.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>Rocky Hills
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: East South West.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>Desolate Plains
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
You start to concentrate...

*a Dwarf* yells 'im naked'

* R Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Awful>
Ok.
You grasp at *a Dwarf*, shocking him.
You slash *a Dwarf*'s left foot extremely hard and shatter it.

* R Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Awful>s
*a Dwarf* barely hits your right hand and tickles it.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Awful>s
wav
You start to concentrate...
*a Dwarf* says 'you bastard'

Ok.
You grasp at *a Dwarf*, shocking him.
*a Dwarf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Dying>
You wave.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Burning Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Dying>
You slash *a Dwarf*'s left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.
*a Dwarf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

Khor dies L22
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Everhate2001-05-23 06:36:32
You are welcome for the free kill Balthazar. Consider it payment for the war cry you gave me :) EAT ME!!!!!
Balthazar2001-05-23 06:45:28
Everhate narrates 'all die' -- Hey that little runt made me work for it, his moves lasted longer than antar's hps
Backfire2001-05-23 07:47:30
Good thing you didn't spank him! He was nekked, could've been messy..
Khor2001-05-23 15:32:37
Is this kill supposed to be rockin? *heh* I'm glad you managed to kill me Balthazar! It must have been tough! I could have wielded my spoon and you probably would have fled.
An idiot2001-05-23 16:54:29
Hmm a dwarf is sleeping here.
....maybe i should start with a spell ....
nahh i think i'll just hit ...???
*a sturdy Dwarf2001-05-23 17:49:21
Khor, by reading this log now I realize that u shouldn't be a Dwarf. U too stoopid to be a Dwarf. Shame on U. *buh* *buh*
balthazar2001-05-23 18:16:37
Uh yeah khor. I guess you missed the malice in the description, it is posted ehre to satiate the lust for despair that the other darkie players harbor, by showing them your pathetic pleading and attempts to avoid death. As for the other idiot commenting here, I guess you failed to notice that I was spamming 'kil dwarf' as i tracked, but then again you are an idiot.
Steele aka Khor2001-05-23 19:40:42
I'm not sure where you're going with this Balthie, other than the fact that this log should be erased and the Everhate log of her kicking 3 legends asses, with me luring her in at awful to sesame, makes more sense to post. I went back there trying to get in and help Antar and Golasgil, but you sat there annoying me for 10 ticks. I was sleeping there because I needed some mana to get away...
Everhate2001-05-23 20:41:49
Yea, you prob did have time to come back there. After I finished you of Khor the fight with Antar/Golasgil took forever and a day hehe. Damn that sun! Was a nice fight for sure, and wish I did have a log of it :(
balthazar2001-05-23 22:13:24
yes khor i did chase you around outside sesame the whole time taht everhate was fighting 3 pukes blocked inside sesame. yes i asked everhate to mail me the log of his fight because it sounded cool. and YES it was a stupid move on your part to keep circling around on abr until i killed you. and to reiterate, i didn't post here to glorify myself, i posted here because i like the part wher you are out of moves and start to whine that you are naked and i am a bastard. call me evil.
Devastator2001-05-23 23:16:09
I just read this page for the comments, they are so fucking funny =)
Khor2001-05-23 23:22:54
stupid move? Nah, if I cared about living from your pesky persistance, I would have easily left. I care more for my group members than you do for your own Ma. Give yourself less credit than you're gloating about ;-)
balthazar2001-05-24 00:01:44
khor stop blowing smoke up my ass. what could you possibly do for "your" group members who were blocked inside sesame with an orc? you were there to grab your shit from your corpse and that's all. you couldn't bear the thought of leaving your stuff so you kept comeing back coming back coming back to sesame until you died. and for the third time i am not bragging about anything, tracking down a wounded naked dwarf is no feat, especially when he is as predictable as you were
Khor2001-05-24 00:10:39
What the hell are you babbling about? If course I went back for my eq. And, of course, if the block wore off, I'd go in grab my eq and fight ! I am done posting here while I'm taking an onlsaught of insults from YOU!
balthazar2001-05-24 08:09:48
die puke!
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