Rather bland! How about a log entited 'A day in the life of The Ghostly Captain' ?
point
2001-05-23 12:03:18
Tis is scary and pointless !!
A *lieutenant*
2001-05-23 18:56:46
Citizens, we are here to protect you. Please don't try to help. You can only get yourself hurt. Pikes are very dangerous. We have several pike-related deaths every year in Forland alone. If you should encounter one, leave the water immediately and call the guards for assistance. Thank you.