Yes, sorry it wasn't abridged or anything, hope you like :)

cast 'lightning bolt' mammoth
You quickly recall your stored spell...

This pretty much sums up how retarded it is to post 9000 line logs of lowbies trying to pk.

Aren't those trigger emotes every time orcs enter illegal in pk?

Is this the log where you tried to prove Mammoth was autolooting in pk? The only pk autolooting attempt I saw in here was from your own client...

Yes yes, I know about the loot on pkill triggers thing. Is now changed and won't happen again (despite the fact I looted nothing and it would appear that 2 other players had done the same)

Those Trigger emotes with the orc entering the room aren't illegal as it happens (or so I've been told) no, but they removed now for the sake of everyone elses sanity

I'm sorry to have given anyone the idea that Draken was afk. He's not dumb; he simply got bashed right after casting. I should just let him speak for himself, and not give anyone reason to whine.

Pls get rid of those emotes the where to say the least anoying.(my point of view)
If we had 1 good buff there and targeted a bit better all the orc's would not have gotten away alive :)

Nice. :o) And was pretty cute how 3 legend orkies whined about you were protecting bree by 9, lot of them low-level also I think. Whine on orkies! :o)

Boring log. *BURP*

Was this log any good? TURN OFF DESCRIPTIONS IN PK!

LAUGH! i sent a log where u guys failed a huge overkill and a log that also shows what an fucking idiot Jerik is....

ment that u sent... *blush*

HAHAHA what did i do wrong? blah blah blah....

The log was ok. You guys should remember how you were playing when you
were not sunk up to your neck into pk. Cool log!

I'm sorry, but lowbie gets killed in pk logs really aren't that interesting... :p The only fun thing was those cries out in pain emotes.

Yeah! We whined that they were 9. I just told him to shut his crappass whining since they outnumbered us 3 to 1

You know, if you look at the log, mammoth left before the first stored bolt got through. Didn't even hit him. I didn't bother reading anymore after that...

I bet it was a lot of fun for you Eryn but it wasn't worth posting...

Oh my God, fuckoff you whiners! You guys don't remember when you were newbies in PK?? I bet you guys still remember when you pissed your pants when you met your first *enemy*!!!! He at least had the 'guts' to fight when he was lowbie/newbie... and got excited about it of course so stop your whining already. *Claps* Eryn for fighting (although it was tons of rangers there...*cough* :-)) But try turn descriptions off while you are PKing... less spam then. And *NODNOD* Sharghl :-)

nice trigger, and this doesn't help in pk so...rock on

I reply to many of these comments..

One.. The log was posted at the request of others.
Two.. I've already apologised for the length and being as I've played Rawtelnet for the past 4 years, I've only had a client for a week or so so it's my first log.
Three.. Thanks to those who think it's interesting.
Four.. Thanks Melinda for sticking up for me. I personally just want to have fun on MUME, I dunno about everyone else. If having fun means getting involved in fights which I can't possibly win, then I welcome death. Because I know how hard I was laughing after Mammoth removed my limbs.
Five.. I'll take the turning off descriptions thing in mind. As I said, I've had a client for a week and have played Rawtel for the past 4 years.

*CACKLE* Die pukeskum, die and learn from your mistakes: e from bwine is NOT a place for non-heros! Run in GH and hide in Cirdan's pants! DARKIE POWER!

Bah, away elitist scum. I will not bend to your will or the will of any other elitist mume player. I'll go where I like, and if I die, who gives a s*it? It's only a game!

melinda of course we remember what it was like but that doesnt mean we posted a log of 23424324323423 pages of newbie spam now did we?

"A lowbie mage gets involved in an interesting fight and ends up as most lowbies do, very dead indeed." You saying that you read the log thinking that maybe it was some hardcore PK after you've seen that description? No one is forcing you to read it Molak.

I question the reading level of some of these people. I will quote..
"I have already apologised for the length and being as I've played Rawtelnet for the past 4 years, I've only had a client for about a week or so so it's my first log"
This one quote alone ruins your entire statement. Both "but that doesnt mean we posted a log of 23423423423423 pages" and "newbie spam" (because I've played for 4 years, just in case you didn't understand).
Do you want me to spell this out in picture form? Ok then..
______
|R A W |
|T E L |
|N E T | = |
_|______|_ = |_|_ Y E A R S
|__o____o__| = |

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/ /|
/ MUD = | W E E K
/ |
/____
= /|
__________ = |st
(_~_~___~__) = |
(This is a log)

Clear? Good.

Shame.. ASCII art didn't work.. Oh well, those who can read get the idea..

That's where those legends of 3 uruks bravely slaying 9 pukes come from -- whilst most of those pukes are newbies who die in 4 slashes, with room descs on and with pk-tweaked clients that emote a bunch of crap every time they get hit.

I'm not sure what part of the words 'I have played for 4 years' you don't understand. Let me explain it to you.

I = First person pronoun, used to describe yourself
Have = Present tense version of had and will have. To possess
Played = Past tense version of the word play referring to a person.
4 = This is a number, usually found between 3 and 5.
Years = These are a measurement of time, usually with 365.25 days in each. This is a long period of time.

People like you use the word newbie far too often. Lowbie? Fine, lowbie I am, but not inexperienced. If Norsu happened to start a new character and perhaps got involved in a little pkill, would you call him a newbie? Look under every definition of newbie on the internet and you will not find the words 'has for years' unless it's with the word 'not'. MUME atm is ruled by arrogant elitist legends who view MUME as a way of life, scoffing at anyone else who won't abide by their unwritten code. Lowbies getting involved in pkill is taboo in these peoples minds so their automatic action to keep their ego stable is to mock. Trust me, this will either change or many will migrate to less rigid pastures.

Keep em coming Eryn. I personally enjoy every log involving me, Minas-Morgul clanmembers
and bunch of breelegends 8) And who the fuck cares if bunch of Unknowns say it was a pointless log to post.. they're bunch of no-lives (iick a warlord flaming others to be no-lives..gee) who're waiting for every opportunity to flame so at least you're givin em something to do.
Best part of log "Draken says 'they trap'"

Nod, that I will. I have log of last nights raid, though the spam was so much, I lost count of who was their. Of course, I died in last nights raid, but was it fun? Fuck it was fun!!!!