Cheesy death
posted by Bipper
2001-06-03 15:17:35
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Death by "close door close door close door close door close door"
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* S>
* S>
You begin to feel thirsty.

* S>
* S>
The door is opened from the other side.

* S>
* S>
*a grim Man* has arrived from the west.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.

* S>
* S>w


*a grim Man* closes the door.

* S>
* S>The door seems to be closed.

* S>
* S>n

Alas, you cannot go that way...

* S>
* S>n

*a grim Man* whispers 'iih'
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* S>
* S>w


*a grim Man* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>w

No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
*a grim Man* swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>f

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>open door

f

Ok.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>*a grim Man* closes the door.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
You try to pierce *a grim Man*, but he parries successfully.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
*a grim Man* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>f

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
*a grim Man* swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>open dor

You don't see any dor here.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
*a grim Man* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>open door

Ok.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>f


*a grim Man* closes the door.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
You try to pierce *a grim Man*, but he parries successfully.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
*a grim Man* fails to slash you.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
You try to pierce *a grim Man*, but he parries successfully.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>f

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
*a grim Man* fails to slash you.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>open door

f

Ok.
*a grim Man* closes the door.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
You try to pierce *a grim Man*, but he parries successfully.

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
*a grim Man* begins some strange incantations...

* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
* S *a grim Man*:Healthy>
*a grim Man* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a grim Man* throws a fireball at you, death is immediate.

You are dead! Sorry...


o S HP:Awful>
o S HP:Awful>open door

f

Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
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Bipper2001-06-03 15:21:34
I don't know whether he was using triggers or else just spamming "close door", but either way, this is the kind of crap that makes the game worse than it ought to be.

People just SHOULDN'T be able to close a door ten times a second, whether with triggers or without. Especially when someone else is trying to open it. And they're fighting. And they're casting spells. What bullshit.

Cagim2001-06-03 15:32:27
Muhaha, You weak follower of the west!, Feel my wrath!
Bipper2001-06-03 15:33:07
What are you, twelve?
Fredde2001-06-03 15:53:43
rofl!
Vargas2001-06-03 16:05:14
both me and Cagim are just Teenz, 13 years old both :)))))99
Tharain2001-06-03 16:26:12
sheese...
Rackhir2001-06-03 16:37:36
the door thingi is very stupid to but its needed to kill some1 without doors no experienced player would ever die!!! but i would love to se how a bn with 12 str? can close the door when i 18 str is opening it
Korf2001-06-03 16:37:55
the funny thing is, vargas really is only 14 :)
Unknown2001-06-03 16:39:09
Well, when its just not possibly to get out of a closed door because of
the link its sure bullshit. This way you dont even need to lock or block
doors anymore. Just have a 10ms guy spam close like hell, kinda boring.
Astar2001-06-03 16:56:21
Sauron is pleased
Mouser2001-06-03 17:12:48
One fball and you're dead? I doubt the door really mattered that much.
In any event an alias for open door would have helped.
Bipper2001-06-03 17:31:11
An alias MIGHT have helped. I'll remember that for the future. Yeah, one fball and I'm dead - I was only level nine. But the door did matter - if it weren't for the door, I could've run and quite possibly lived. I've done it before. What pisses me off is that I actually had a plan for this exact situation, and the plan actually made sense, but due to an obvious flaw in the game, that plan was rendered moot.
Jaron2001-06-03 17:37:40
Well u use 1 minute to type open door, flee
might consider typing open door;flee(one command) and there's no bullshit, it's no probs casting a spell while u use forever to open a door
Vargas and Cagi2001-06-03 18:17:57
trust me...
Cagim2001-06-03 18:21:21
Now shutup, Im 12 and not a day older!
Unknown2001-06-03 18:32:40
Bipper, if you knew this game you would know that entering a closable is a possible trap, always stay mounted, have door aliases ready, have that rock in sable and if all else fails STOREPORT!
Bipper2001-06-03 18:48:10
Jaron: Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that the amount of time that I use to type "open door" is not really the issue - rather, the issue is the amount of time between my "open door" reaching the server, and my "f" (or "w") reaching the server. That takes a MOMENT. EVERY SINGLE TIME, he got a "close door" to the server IN BETWEEN my "open door" and "f". Granted, if I typed "open door" faster, I would've had more opportunities to get the following "f" there before his "close door" got there, but somehow I think that would've been moot. Vargas and Cagim are 17-18: That's terrific. Unknown: yeah, well, now I know. Exactly how does that change the fact that it's a problem with the game, rather than a problem with my plan? From now on, I'll have a different plan in a similar situation, but that's due to me recognizing that the imps aren't going to fix this idiocy, not due to a flaw in the original plan itself.
Fredde2001-06-03 19:01:12
vargas and cagim are both 42 years old so STFU!
Zakarias2001-06-03 19:33:26
just go maxwimpy and spamopen door, gets me out every time(well, almost).
Vecna2001-06-03 20:08:07
Pathetic Whine.
Daevia2001-06-03 23:02:28
See, most people figured out quickly enough how to spam "open door;flee" and thus not die to solo people. I guess its just hard for slow people to figure out.
Bipper2001-06-04 00:06:02
Daevia: Exactly which part of "From now on, I'll have a different plan", or "I'll keep that in mind for the future" did you miss? Regardless, my point is that pking via spamming is cheesy. How is it significantly different than pking via actions?
Jaron2001-06-04 00:12:50
And still it's way too hard to figure how to open door;flee?
Bipper2001-06-04 01:06:43
Huh? Again, exactly which part of "From now on, I'll have a different plan", or "I'll keep that in mind for the future" did you miss? Some of you guys seem to have difficulty distinguishing "I found out it is this way, and it shouldn't be this way" from "I found out it is this way, and now I have no idea what to do, omigod omigod omigod".
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