Bark worse than his bite...
posted by Relim
2001-06-07 23:23:10
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There's a time to be loud. And a time to shut the hell up.
Just spending time, looking for lowbies with loot in warrens.
Come across a troll with a little too much to say for himself...


S C HP:Fine>w
w
Old Ruins
A statue of a troll is posed in a moment of flight yet forever frozen in stone.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West Down.

* S C HP:Fine>It is pitch black...
You are in a forest.

o S C HP:Fine>e
bst
Old Ruins
A statue of a troll is posed in a moment of flight yet forever frozen in stone.
*a Troll* is standing here searching for tracks.
Exits: North East South West Down.

* S C HP:Fine>backstab *troll*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

1
*a Troll* makes a strange sound, as you place a black runed dagger in his
back.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>close hatch
Ok.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>snick
You snicker softly.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>flee
You flee head over heels.
Blighted Land
On the ground, there are three toadstools.
Exits: North East South West Up.

* S C HP:Fine>Small Trail
Exits: North =East= =South= West.

* S C HP:Fine>cs
cast 'cure light'

w
w
You start to concentrate...

bst
Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Blighted Land
You see three toadstools on the ground.
Exits: North East South West Up.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Old Ruins
A statue of a troll is posed in a moment of flight yet forever frozen in stone.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West [Down].

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>*a Troll* leaves west.
backstab *troll*
Backstab whom?

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>e
Blighted Land
There are three toadstools here.
Exits: North East South West Up.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
w


* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>bst
Old Ruins
A statue of a troll is posed in a moment of flight yet forever frozen in stone.
Exits: North East South West [Down].

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>It is pitch black...
You are in a forest.

o S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>backstab *troll*
Backstab whom?

o S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>ll
tt
light ruby

You uncover a red ruby.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>track *troll*
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...
You see some tracks of *a Troll* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South West.

You see some tracks of *a Troll* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
Dark Dreary Forest
A giant earth beetle is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

You see some tracks of *a Troll* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
d
Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
A disgusting forest troll is searching for fresh meat here.
Exits: East South Down.

You see some tracks of *a Troll* leading down
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>A Smelly Tunnel
The corpse of a demon wolf is lying here.
*Rukhnam the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: South Up.
Aha, you have found your victim!

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>u
Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here		[[ MY LAST VICTIM! ]]
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
A disgusting forest troll is searching for fresh meat here.
Exits: East South Down.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s

An ugly forest troll leaves east.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
Exits: East South Down.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>d
u
A Smelly Tunnel
The corpse of a demon wolf is lying here.
*Rukhnam the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: South Up.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
Exits: East South Down.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*a Troll* has arrived from below.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>t
Vassago narrates 'wave'
kill *troll*

*a Troll* passes dangerously close to your hiding place.
You swiftly dodge *a Troll*'s attempt to hit you.
You're already fighting!       [[ link kinda sucky ]]

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Hurt>
You pierce *a Troll*'s head extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Hurt>grin
emote grins with a glint in his eye.
Ok.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Hurt>
You pierce *a Troll*'s body extremely hard.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Hurt>f
u
s
flee
You flee head over heels.
Dark Dreary Forest
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
Exits: North East South West.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Dreary Forest
A giant earth beetle is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A brutish forest troll has arrived from the north.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A giant earth beetle leaves north.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
bst

The night has begun.
You sneeze.    [[ even I ain't plagued, I'm flued. ]]

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Dark Dreary Forest
*a Troll* is standing here.
A giant earth beetle is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
*a Troll* passes dangerously close to your hiding place.
*a Troll* tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Hurt>backstab *troll*
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!     [[ look at that link go! ]]

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Hurt>
You strongly pierce *a Troll*'s left leg and tickle it.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Wounded>snick
You snicker softly.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Wounded>con
You could do it with a needle!    [[ I con many trolls like this. Doesn't stop them hurting me! ]]

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Wounded>exa troll
* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Wounded>
You see nothing special about him.
*a Troll* has some big nasty scratches.
*a Troll* seems to have:
       A deep wound at the left leg,
       A light wound at the head.
*a Troll* is using: 
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a pair of soft leather sleeves (used)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a broad silver belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (dented)
<worn on belt>       the scalp of Draglador
<worn on belt>       the scalp of Beowulf
*a Troll* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Wounded>
A brutish forest troll has arrived from the south.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Wounded>
A brutish forest troll tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.

clap troll
* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Wounded>
A giant earth beetle leaves west.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>
Inactivity timeout postponed...

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>
*a Troll* hits your right leg extremely hard.

cackle
Your head stops stinging.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>
You clap for him.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>
You cackle gleefully.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>f
e

You pierce *a Troll*'s body very hard.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>flee
You flee head over heels.
Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A giant earth beetle is standing here.
Exits: East South Down.

* S C HP:Fine>Dark Dreary Forest
*a Troll* is standing here.
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
Exits: North East South West.

* S C HP:Fine>
A brutish forest troll passes dangerously close to your hiding place.

* S C HP:Fine>e

*Pop the Hill Troll* has arrived from the west. [[ big, bad, MF trollie ]]
*a Troll* leaves west.

* S C HP:Fine>
*Pop the Hill Troll* pounds your left arm extremely hard.

* S C HP:Fine *Pop the Hill Troll*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* S C HP:Fine *Pop the Hill Troll*:Healthy>f

You pierce *Pop the Hill Troll*'s body and tickle it.

* S C HP:Fine *Pop the Hill Troll*:Fine>s

*a Troll* has arrived from the west.

* S C HP:Fine *Pop the Hill Troll*:Fine>s
flee
You flee head over heels.
Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: North South West Down.

* S C HP:Fine>Dark Dreary Forest
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
*Pop the Hill Troll* is standing here.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
A brutish forest troll leaves east.

* S C HP:Fine>*Pop the Hill Troll* leaves east.

*a Troll* passes dangerously close to your hiding place.
You swiftly dodge *a Troll*'s attempt to hit you.

No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>s 

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Pop the Hill Troll* has arrived from the east.

* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>s

flee
You flee head over heels.
Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A giant earth beetle is standing here.
Exits: East South Down.

* S C HP:Fine>Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South.

* S C HP:Fine>* S C HP:Fine>s
s
Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South.

* S C HP:Fine>cs
Small Trail
Exits: North =East= =South=.

* S C HP:Fine>cast 'cure light'

You start to concentrate...

Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>cs

Wren narrates 'fucking collasped inn'

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>cs
cast 'cure light'
You start to concentrate...

Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>cast 'cure light'
You start to concentrate...

*a Troll* yells 'pussy'   [[ oh, puhlease! but hey, you wanna yell ...]]

Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Ganon narrates 'nod'

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell laugh!
Ok.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Saving Relim.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell you call 
Ok.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell pop
Ok.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell and I am
Ok.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell pussy?
Ok.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*Pop the Hill Troll* has arrived from the north.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>e
e


* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
Small Trail
Exits: =North= East South =West=.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Blighted Land
An ancient fungus smothers the boulders.
Exits: North East South West.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Small Trail
Exits: North =East= South =West=.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*a Troll* yells 'i didn't call'

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*a Troll* yells 'anyone'

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>ew


* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
eat wafer
You can't find a wafer.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
Small Trail
Exits: North =East= =South= West.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
bst
Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
backstab *troll*
Backstab whom?

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>bst
Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A giant earth beetle is standing here.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: East South Down.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*Rukhnam the Orc* has arrived from below. [[ doh]]
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>backstab *troll*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...  [[ go link, go ]]

*Rukhnam the Orc* leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.


s
* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
bst
Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A giant earth beetle is standing here.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: East South Down.
*a Troll* yells 'i just said'      [[ keep talking, big shot ]]

* S C Mana:Hot>backstab *troll*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a Troll* yells 'where you'

nod
You sneeze.

*a Troll* yells 'were'

Oops, you were seen!    [[...okay. So I suck! ]]
*a Troll* tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.
You pierce *a Troll*'s body and tickle it.

* S C Mana:Hot *a Troll*:Wounded>
You nod solemnly.

* S C Mana:Hot *a Troll*:Wounded>f
u


* S C Mana:Hot *a Troll*:Wounded>s
flee
You flee head over heels.
Dark Dreary Forest
A tall troll, its skin crawling with lice and ticks, is roaming around in here.
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
Exits: North East South West.

* S C Mana:Hot>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* S C Mana:Hot>Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South West.

* S C Mana:Hot>w
Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South.

* S C Mana:Hot>
*Rukhnam the Orc* has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

* S C Mana:Burning>yell huh?
n
bst
*Rukhnam the Orc* passes dangerously close to your hiding place.
*Rukhnam the Orc* pounds your left arm extremely hard.
Ok.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Rukhnam the Orc*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Rukhnam the Orc*:Healthy>backstab *troll*
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You strongly pierce *Rukhnam the Orc*'s right hand and tickle it.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Rukhnam the Orc*:Fine>f
e
flee
You flee head over heels.
Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Small Trail
Exits: North =East= =South= West.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
Dreary Forest
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
Exits: North East South West.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
n
Dark Dreary Forest
*Rukhnam the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North East South.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>bst
Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of a giant earth beetle is lying here.
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A giant earth beetle is standing here.
Exits: East South Down.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*Rukhnam the Orc* yells 'hehe'

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>backstab *troll*
Backstab whom?

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>d
A Smelly Tunnel
The corpse of a demon wolf is lying here.
*a Troll* is standing here.     [[ and he forgot to flush, probably working out next yell! ]]
Exits: South Up.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s
backstab *troll*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a Troll* makes a strange sound, as you place a black runed dagger in his
back.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Awful>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Awful>backstab *troll*
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Awful>wb
sh
draw bow
You sheathe a black runed dagger into a pair of smooth, black boots.
You skillfully wield a black horn shortbow, prepared for battle.  

						[[ here comes the black horn ]]

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Awful>sh
sh
shoot

sh
*a Troll* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Troll* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.    [[ miss flee ]]

You shoot *a Troll*'s left leg extremely hard and shatter it.  [[ game over! ]]
*a Troll* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* S C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Troll*:Dying>shoot

*Pop the Hill Troll* has arrived from above.   [[ Go home to mom ]]

rec
*Pop the Hill Troll* stabs your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
shoot

You shoot *a Troll*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Troll*'s death cry.
*a Troll* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

Okay, not a major kill - only a level 17 troll, Atsu. 
Took me to 5th on warlords, and is just the start of the vengeance
that shall follow the many deaths in the latest cellar clash. 
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Pete2001-06-07 23:42:33
bring it on..
Unknown2001-06-07 23:47:26
congratz?
Toe2001-06-07 23:48:49
Hihi.. been there done that.. next time he'll flush more
Unknown2001-06-07 23:51:19
Damn, i cannot imagine any trolls dying to RELIM!
I have not once even eaten one stab from him(and i have fought him MANY times).
I'd like to see Relim's trophy though...post it? just the lowbie bn&troll part?
Atsu2001-06-07 23:53:05
HEHE nice kill, love the way you bs flee bs flee.
MagĂ­ca2001-06-07 23:58:41
Relim revenging my Moria-death I see! :-) Some down, many more to go! (Yeah some of da trollies who were in that trap died yesterday in Moria too...:-)) Go Relim!
Relim2001-06-07 23:58:51
I cannot imagine reacting much to a prat who can't be arsed with his own name...
Lochadale2001-06-08 00:06:52
2 legend darkies on him yet he goes back to kill the spam yelling troll...thats ballsy fun play unknown. My advice would be to try and emulate the above.
wiseguy2001-06-08 00:23:01
as i remmeber only thief who rocked trolls in warrens was Frode but he was
anyway lameass overkilling cheater
A *purist*2001-06-08 00:31:05
What's really, really stoopid is that you can sneak into dark rooms with a light and not be immediately detected. Amazing skills some folks got.
*A Smelly Troll2001-06-08 00:59:37
I wiped my filthy arse on Magica's silken curtains.
Kloonk2001-06-08 01:36:02
Kloonk2001-06-08 01:38:36
*ROFL* Magica. And *Laugh* Smelly.
Btw, Relim. You passed me when i was Suntrapped in Pine Forest some se from hatch and tried to hide my fat ass behind a midge swarm... Watch out for stabbing *Trolls* in future!
Nazgum2001-06-08 02:33:52
Relim rocks, he was always my favorite Arch-Nemesis :) Wish gods would make some damn changes to the game so i can come back and have a fun one on one brawl with my fav puke thief :p Too bad that won't happen :)
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