Sylan the Lowbie killer!
posted by Cythera
2001-06-08 05:09:07
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Sylan is a lying man... and likes to kill people not even a fraction of his lev
* R S HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Weak>/ 
You try to bind your wounds.

- \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ 
You bleed from open wounds.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

| / - \ | / - \ | / - \ 
You successfully bind your wound.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>8/45 hit, 79/92 mana, and 12/113 moves.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
Everhate narrates 'Arkien tells you going to pub, err, to look for warg, brb''

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* leaves east riding a pack horse.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* smiles happily.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* bows deeply.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
You poke him in the ribs.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* giggles.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* says 'you'll live'

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* leaves east riding a pack horse.

R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow>yell thank you
Ok.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow>inf
OB: 5%, DB: 20%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 20. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 1,468 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- novoid
- panic
- a serious wound at the body (bound up).
- noquit
- depression


* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* lightly hits your right leg and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
You can't do that w
hile fighting.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
Your attempt to hit *Sylan the Eriadorian Man* fails.

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* says 'no hands!'
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* R S HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Slow *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* barely hits your body and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Slow *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
Your attempt to hit *Sylan the Eriadorian Man* fails.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Slow *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
On a Rough and Broken Trail
A pony is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: North East South West.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* lightly hits your body and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
Saving Cythera.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
Your attempt to hit *Sylan the Eriadorian Man* fails.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.

At a Ruined Smallholding
A pony is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: North East West.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
Glum narrates 'grandma was slow, but she was old arkine!'

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* quickly approaches, trying to hit you.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.

Forgotten Farmland
A pony is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: North West.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak>say bastard
em says bastard
Ok.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

* R S HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Weak>
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* barely hits your right hand and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* S HP:Dying Mana:Burning Move:Weak *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>

You are dead! Sorry...
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Pete2001-06-08 05:13:20
bwahahha.. lookielookie no hands no hands.. nothing here and nothing there.. but HERE serdu! på ren svenschka..
*A Feanor*2001-06-08 05:29:31
Death to all darkies.
Sylan2001-06-08 05:31:04
Look MA, NO HANDS!
Anonymous2001-06-08 05:32:26
Hahaha, that is some good beating.
Vai2001-06-08 05:37:46
Cythera, if you can't stand getting killed by a puke. Go and play Puke and stay west of Bree. Simple as that! Anyway Sylan was a fun fart removing his weapon :)
Cythera2001-06-08 05:52:31
Its not the point of him removing his weapon but rather him lying his ass off.
Naksitrall2001-06-08 05:52:32
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vai2001-06-08 06:08:15
So your point is that it would be nicer if he would have killed
you directly. With out talking to you? .. Anyway go play puke!
Vai2001-06-08 06:09:53
So your point is that it would be nicer if he would have killed
you directly. With out talking to you? .. Anyway go play puke!
Everhate2001-06-08 06:23:54
Sylan needs to be demoted for dueling!
Cythera2001-06-08 06:32:43
If he just flat out and attacked me without saying anything i might have tried
to flee but seeing that he said "you'll live" i took this as the opportunity to
rest up and try and kill my blow-flies i was getting my ass kicked by.
Oscarmeyer2001-06-08 06:44:53
Any bn newbie who still fails to use spam/brief modes deserves to die :P
Vai2001-06-08 06:50:23
One rule that should be applied is that one need to have at least one legend puke on account before be able to create BN,
troll or Orc.
Reef2001-06-08 08:10:02
Why Vai?
Vai2001-06-08 08:46:17
2 reasons (only my thoughts) 1: Keep nonexperience people from the so called exp side (darkies). 2: The status of darkies would raise and also give a new challange for the pukes (or new pukes). Then again, maybe I just smoked to much again.
Smogol2001-06-08 09:07:58
When accounts were made, all my pukes were deleted. Would it be ok to create new
darkies if I have a darkie legend? -- Let ppl log in darkies and spamdie until they learn instead!
Hejkal2001-06-08 11:07:39
That rocking guy stabbed me twice while i had no link. Maybe was no flag on me,
but stab legend twice???
Fiete Piete2001-06-08 11:23:44
minge metsa rsk
Relim2001-06-08 11:47:23
Sylan rocks. Face it, he pummeled you to death. Sylan is, I fear, a troll.
Fredde2001-06-08 12:53:53
mwahahhaaahhah... some day ago i offerd a bn to live if he promised not to kill any pukes in his life. he had the chance to live there, heck he could have lied and lived. tho his honor refused him to lie so he said "kill me then!" Now thats a true folllower of sauron.
Re: Fredde2001-06-08 14:52:10
*NOD*
*A Blow Fly*2001-06-08 15:34:57
Serves you right for killing my friends
Unknown2001-06-08 17:16:36
Maybe the thank you came out as Fuck you in language and he came back for you =)
Cythera2001-06-08 17:46:18
Hey unknown guy, what do you mean "in language", do you mean mistranslation?
Whoever did the blow fly comment Nice, and i'm not being sarcastic on that.
Wroom2001-06-08 18:45:12
Cythera r u fucking dumb? if i'd get pukes to believe my lies, i'd easily lie to them. why the hell shouldn't he? only u stupid enough to believe them(not as if u'd have lived anyway tho)
Unknown to Cyth2001-06-08 20:52:40
Yah, mistranslation
Haazheel2001-06-08 21:06:27
Haazheel2001-06-08 21:06:55
Nothing is wrong with killing your enemy or your potential enemy...
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