It's been a while since I last posted about my adventures and I know many
of you people are out there wish to be kept up to date. So here is a little
update. I was told by Dain earlier this week that the healthy cow mob
was patterned after my mother. So next time you see a healthy cow grazing
in the MUME fields, please stop for a second and milk it. It would mean
a lot to my mom. My blow up doll, Julie, is doing well after a bout with
lotsofholesolotis. She is now cured thanks to the bang up patching job
my mom did in her spare time. Its quite amazing how she can sow together
torn pieces of fabric with her hoof. Anyways, Julie and I are very happy
together and we are considering getting married. On a side note we found
a minister who is willing to preform the ceremony in Mexico for a measly $35.
What a great deal if you ask me. Well I must be off now. Take care all
you people out there

p.s. I am gay