WTF instaquakes
posted by Devastator
2001-06-12 17:33:34
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DOH =)
o HP:Hurt>
*an Elf* has arrived from the west riding a trained horse.

* HP:Hurt>
*an Elf* leaves east riding a trained horse.

o HP:Hurt>Kill *Elf*
They aren't here.

o HP:Hurt>Bend in a Trail
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the west.

o HP:Hurt>Kill *Elf*
They aren't here.

o HP:Hurt>Overlooking a Trail
A coloured game bird is visible in the vegetation, watching you warily.
A fat rabbit sits here, chewing on some grass.
Exits: ^North^ East ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the west.
A fat rabbit leaves south.

o HP:Hurt>Dark Pine Forest
*an Elf* is here trying to concentrate, riding a trained horse.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ South ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the west.

* HP:Hurt>Blighted Land
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ South ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the south.

o HP:Hurt>Dark Pine Forest
*an Elf* is here trying to concentrate, riding a trained horse.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ South ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the north.

* HP:Hurt>* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Healthy>
Kill *Elf*
You try to pound *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Healthy>
Soptik narrates 'where sorcerer ?'

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Healthy>Bash

*an Elf* utters the words 'bfzahp ay bfugtizgg'

*an Elf* lightly pierces your right leg and tickles it.

*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*an Elf* leaves west riding a trained horse.

o HP:Hurt>Label ff
Exactly whom did you wish to give a label?

o HP:Hurt>Overlooking a Trail
A coloured game bird is visible in the vegetation, watching you warily.
Exits: ^North^ East ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>Kill *Elf*
They aren't here.

o HP:Hurt>Bend in a Trail
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>Comment humms "damnit" --
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>On a Trail
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>Plain Beside the Gloomy Forest
On the ground, there are two lanterns.
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Hurt>
Kill deer
You pound a fallow deer's right foreleg extremely hard and shatter it.

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Hurt>
A fallow deer fails to hit you.

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Hurt>
Nissin narrates 'sorcerer s abr near spiders'

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Hurt>Look
Plain Beside the Gloomy Forest
There are two lanterns here.
A fallow deer is here, fighting YOU.
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
Garr is standing here.

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Hurt>
Garr joins your fight.
Garr crushes a fallow deer's body extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
Your blood freezes as you hear a fallow deer's death cry.
A fallow deer is dead! R.I.P.

o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Bad>
Kill deer
You pound a fallow deer's right forefoot extremely hard and shatter it.

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Bad>
You swiftly dodge a fallow deer's attempt to hit you.

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Bad>Look
Plain Beside the Gloomy Forest
There are two lanterns here.
The corpse of a fallow deer is lying here.
A fallow deer is here, fighting YOU.
Garr is standing here.

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Bad>
Garr grits: i spammed k *elf like 10 times

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Bad>
You swiftly dodge a fallow deer's attempt to hit you.

o HP:Hurt a fallow deer:Bad>
You pound a fallow deer's left foreleg extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
Your blood freezes as you hear a fallow deer's death cry.
A fallow deer is dead! R.I.P.

o HP:Hurt>Comment humms "i made lvl 43 in 3 rl weeks" --
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>
You nod solemnly.

o HP:Hurt>Ant Hill in the Dreary Forest
A colony of red ants is here. The ants seem to ignore you.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt a red ant colony:Healthy>
Kill ants
You approach a red ant colony, trying to pound it.

o HP:Hurt a red ant colony:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge a red ant colony's attempt to hit you.
You pound a red ant colony's body extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
It begins to be automatic...
A red ant colony is dead! R.I.P.

o HP:Hurt>
Garr nods solemnly.

o HP:Hurt>
*an Elf* has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.

* HP:Hurt>Comment humms "and i ahd fullset too" --
Ok.

* HP:Hurt>Equipment
*an Elf* leaves west riding a trained horse.
You are using:
<wielded>            an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer
<worn as shield>     a bejewelled shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a black hood (brand new)
<worn on body>       a black shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a russet cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a pair of soft leather sleeves (worn out)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (tattered)
<worn on legs>       a black pair of pants (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a few keys and a set of lock picks
<worn on wrist>      a small bracelet
<worn on finger>     an iron ring
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a broad silver belt
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a spoon

o HP:Hurt>Kill *Elf*
They aren't here.

o HP:Hurt>
*an Elf* has arrived from the west riding a trained horse.

* HP:Hurt>Edge of the Dreary Forest
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>Kill *Elf*
They aren't here.

o HP:Hurt>Ant Hill in the Dreary Forest
The corpse of a red ant colony is lying here.
*an Elf* is here, riding a trained horse.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the west.
Garr lightly crushes *an Elf*'s right arm and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt>
Garr swiftly dodges *an Elf*'s attempt to pierce him.

* HP:Hurt>* HP:Hurt>
Kill *Elf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* HP:Hurt>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Hurt>* HP:Hurt>
Kill *Elf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* HP:Hurt>* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Garr:Healthy>
Kill *Elf*
You try to pound *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.

o HP:Hurt>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves east riding a trained horse.

o HP:Hurt>Comment humms "melee" --
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>
You stare at the sky.

o HP:Hurt>Plain Beside the Gloomy Forest
There are two lanterns here.
The corpse of a fallow deer is lying here.
The corpse of a fallow deer is lying here.
A robin is here, carrying small pieces of wood to its nest.
A robin is here, carrying small pieces of wood to its nest.
*an Elf* is here, riding a trained horse.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the west.

* HP:Hurt>
Garr lightly crushes *an Elf*'s left arm and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt>* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Garr:Healthy>
Kill *Elf*
You try to pound *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.
*an Elf* pierces Garr's left arm very hard.

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Garr:Fine>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Garr:Fine>Comment humms "melee" --
Ok.
*an Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*an Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Garr:Fine>*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
You giggle.

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Garr:Fine>
Garr lightly crushes *an Elf*'s right leg and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Garr:Fine>Bash

*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

A robin leaves south.
A robin leaves south.

*an Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*an Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.

*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*an Elf* leaves west riding a trained horse.
Label ff
Exactly whom did you wish to give a label?

o HP:Wounded>Ant Hill in the Dreary Forest
The corpse of a red ant colony is lying here.
*an Elf* is here, riding a trained horse.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the east.

* HP:Wounded>* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
Kill *Elf*
You approach *an Elf*, trying to pound him.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
*an Elf* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.
You lightly pound *an Elf*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves west riding a trained horse.

o HP:Wounded>Bash
Bash what or whom?

o HP:Wounded>Edge of the Dreary Forest
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the east.

o HP:Wounded>Kill *Elf*
They aren't here.

o HP:Wounded>Opening in the Forest
*an Elf* is here, riding a trained horse.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ West.
Garr has arrived from the east.

* HP:Wounded>* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
Kill *Elf*
You approach *an Elf*, trying to pound him.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
You lightly pound *an Elf*'s left leg and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
You swiftly dodge *an Elf*'s attempt to pierce you.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>Look
Opening in the Forest
*an Elf* is here, riding a trained horse, fighting YOU.
Garr is standing here.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>Bash
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*an Elf* leaves east riding a trained horse.

o HP:Wounded>*an Elf* has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.
Label ff
Exactly whom did you wish to give a label?

* HP:Wounded>Edge of the Dreary Forest
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the west.

o HP:Wounded>Kill *Elf*
They aren't here.

o HP:Wounded>Opening in the Forest
*an Elf* is here, riding a trained horse.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ West.
Garr has arrived from the east.

* HP:Wounded>* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
Kill *Elf*
You approach *an Elf*, trying to pound him.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
Garr tries to crush *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
You swiftly dodge *an Elf*'s attempt to pierce you.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>
You try to pound *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Bash

*an Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*an Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.

*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

Your bash at *an Elf* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine>Label ff
Ok.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
Garr crushes *an Elf* (ff)'s body and tickles it.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
You lightly pound *an Elf* (ff)'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
You snicker softly.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
*an Elf* (ff) seems to have recovered his senses.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
*an Elf* (ff) panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves south riding a trained horse.

o HP:Wounded>Comment humms "lvl 15 sucks=)" --
Ok.

o HP:Wounded>A Break in the Forest
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the north.

o HP:Wounded>Kill ff
They aren't here.

o HP:Wounded>
*an Elf* (ff) has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded>On a Forested Trail
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the north.

o HP:Wounded>Kill ff
They aren't here.

o HP:Wounded>A Break in the Forest
*an Elf* (ff) is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Garr has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded>* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
Kill ff
You lightly pound *an Elf* (ff)'s right arm and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
*an Elf* (ff) tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
Garr tries to crush *an Elf* (ff), but he parries successfully.
*an Elf* (ff) begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Wounded *an Elf* (ff):Fine>Bash ff

*an Elf* (ff) utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
*an Elf* (ff) makes the earth tremble and shiver.
You fall, and hit yourself!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*an Elf* (ff) begins some strange incantations...

*an Elf* (ff) utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
*an Elf* (ff) makes the earth tremble and shiver.
You fall, and hit yourself!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* HP:Dying *an Elf* (ff):Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *an Elf* (ff):Fine>

You are dead! Sorry...
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Devastator2001-06-12 17:34:45
Of course I cancelled bash but it didn't help shit=P
Mumma2001-06-12 17:41:22
oww, nasty quakes! Die troll die!
Palpatine2001-06-12 17:43:21
Stored quakes + Puke Staff + Quick Casting I presume. I've seen worse... but *comf* still
Ostu2001-06-12 17:49:50
You will never guess a name I had before a namechange!
Unknown2001-06-12 17:51:03
elf low level no staff. Troll get bad bash time roll and dies.
Fredde2001-06-12 17:55:49
ouch! well big papa kötta unretires soon to slay some! nod self
Lothlahn2001-06-12 18:05:43
What is devastator? Well well... wounded-incap in two quakes on a troll, kewlio.
Devastator2001-06-12 18:11:11
Well level 15 troll sucks for spellsafe=-) its ok he had fullset and if it is Ostu: you suck you are megawimp but I hoped i had bash in before u could kill me but u had circlet staff and all shit=) too bad for me *shrug* quakes went in .2 seconds cant see that in log=)
Devastator2001-06-12 18:34:21
That unable to do anything was my flee going in =P ehe
Devastator2001-06-12 19:51:21
Last comment it was +3 attack Berin, lvl 51 =P
Ostu2001-06-12 20:21:28
Hey, it wasnt I!
Devastator2001-06-12 20:24:36
Btw now I see how fast it was MUME had no time to show my stats bar, next quake was in before i could see if i was bad or awful or whatever=) eheheheheh FAST quakies=)
Ibrahim2001-06-12 20:25:31
Ur led är tiden
Jeleidar2001-06-12 20:37:45
Hrm the difference in ostu and u deva is ostu CAN play solo, and HAS a clue, no offence...u CAN'T even lead, so wut does that make u?
Julie2001-06-12 20:57:04
Julie come smash elfies head in! DIE ELF FOR KILLING MY DEVASTATOR!!!!!
Devastator2001-06-12 21:00:16
Oh cute Jeleidar, who are you =) and I can play solo for sure, I got a clue too. I fought ostu solo some and all he does is spamflee =P Of course I could have fled at wounded and run safe but I thought lets bash should get in at bad/awful and pelf would lost armour prolly but guessed wrong..... Btw what makes you say I cannot lead? Tons of ppl are asking me to lead xp/pk every day even if I just sundied to level 1. Give me example? =)
Jeleidar2001-06-12 21:03:49
Yeh sure every1 can to some point play solo, only u no good at it.
Devastator2001-06-12 21:13:39
And who are you Jeleidar=P btw its not hard to play solo in open area with a puke + storeport.... if you call that good soloplaying... =)
Devastator2001-06-12 21:33:49
Ah a level 3 bn =P who is teaching me how to play=) cute
Unknown2001-06-12 21:35:07
anyone tell me where i can download either gmud or zmud. suffering from a brain carp here. :P
bunghol2001-06-12 21:50:07
did you recover equ?
Devastator2001-06-12 22:05:32
Garr looted most but forgot to put all in pack and get sable with ruby ring but that is fine=P
Platan2001-06-12 23:00:15
That an Elf was Berin. He said me after that he didnt loot cos he thought it some trolls low levels and no eq in corpse - hehe he didnt even check it. He said he look on the eq when second troll looted :)) that sucks
Stormblast2001-06-13 00:28:55
Stored spell speed is equal for pukes and bns, staff or no staff, and changing spellcasting will not affect store spells either.
Jeleidar2001-06-13 01:12:26
I'm the bn warrior! played for only 2 mins tho, but i'll grow!
and yes a lvl 3 bn can teach u lots deva,no offence
Ragaz2001-06-13 06:37:05
Rock on Elf..that elf rocked ass as far as I think..flee or no flee..he did what he had to do, orcs play that way all the time, bns and thieves play the same, flee, attack, and oh yeah QUAKE! cackle..
Ostu2001-06-13 10:12:16
You wrong Stormblast, spellcasting speeds affects stored spels :p Both speed and damage. And I don't storeport, dudes!
Devastator2001-06-13 17:59:04
I think stored spell speed is dependant on attack and on level... I never have eaten so fast quakes =) and yes Ragaz elf rocked... I just did guess wrong that I would bash before I would die=)
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