OUCH!
posted by Siriala
2001-06-18 20:57:31
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I was happily xping at Amon Othar, when suddenly...
o M>look
A Bedroom
A bed is here, inviting you to sleep.
A computer is here, inviting you to mud.
A glass of water has been carelessly left on the floor.

o M>
You hear the sound of a doorbell coming from the hallway.

o M>stand
You stop mudding and stand up.

o>w
s

North end of a Hallway
Exits: East South West.

*>
South end of a Hallway
Exits: North East [West].

*>oe w
[open exit w]
Ok.

*>
*a dreadful RL* has arrived from the west.

*>flee
*a dreadful RL* quickly entangles you.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape reality!

*>flee
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape reality!
*a dreadful RL* begins some strange incantations...

*>flee
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape reality!

*>flee
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape reality!

*a dreadful RL* utters the words, 'qpabraw'
You scream in pain as *a dreadful RL* sinks its claws into your xping session.


/* Some spam to one of my RL relatives' home cut away */


*a dreadful RL* gives you a cup of coffee.

*>dr coffee
You drink the coffee.

*a dreadful RL* says 'Det finns bullar också'

*>flee
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape reality!


/* A few hours later, filled with various RL activities */
/* too horrible for the average MUME addict to grasp    */


*>flee
You struggle as you remove *a dreadful RL*'s grip on you.


/* Spam dirs home */


*>e
South end of a Hallway
Exits: North East West.

o>ce w
[close exit w]
Ok.

o>loe w
[lock exit w]
*click*

o>n
North end of a Hallway
Exits: East South West.

o>e
A Bedroom
A bed is here, inviting you to sleep.
A computer is here, inviting you to mud.
A glass of water has been carelessly left on the floor.
Exits: West.

o>sit computer
You sit down in front of a computer, ready to mud.


/* Lost a few hours of xping, but I somehow managed to survive. */
/* It was quite scary, but I got some free coffee and cinnamon  */
/* buns out of it, at least.					*/
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Jätte2001-06-18 21:01:24
shit, comf as hell :(((((
Siriala2001-06-18 21:03:27
Ick, my own browser doesn't display tabs properly.
grunge2001-06-18 21:23:24
I'm not sure why you think these logs are funny or even slightly amusing...they have been done and redone and are cliche' of cliche now...keep your inane prattle to yourself.
Siriala2001-06-18 21:25:03
At least I managed to imitate MUME output.
David2001-06-18 21:25:51
i will give you 2 chuckles out of 3 possible =P
Lochdale2001-06-18 21:26:17
Nod Grunge. If you think coffee and cinamon buns are tough wait until you actually leave your parents house and get a real job.
Siriala2001-06-18 21:31:32
I already have a home of my own, and I don't want a job cos I don't need one, and no I don't live on welfare.
Galerech2001-06-18 21:32:36
didnt think they had welfare in 3rd world countrys like sweden
Siriala2001-06-18 21:32:39
Make that "I don't want a job cos I'm lazy, and luckily I don't need one"
Siriala2001-06-18 21:34:11
The USA is the only industrialised country I know of that does not have a welfare system worth the name.
Siriala2001-06-18 21:37:13
Let's not make this another forum for political discussions, I am dead tired of the endless spam /at 20 already.
Gauruk2001-06-18 22:08:57
I laughed at the "bullar" thing.
Shadrach2001-06-18 22:23:02
Spam flee never works. Try with a little lie the next time. Claim that
you have some other very important rl stuff to do. It will fool anyone.
*Nod self*
Shadrach2001-06-18 22:24:43
Yea "det finns bullar också" ROcks hard. But i guess u pathetic foreigneers arent smart enuff to get that. Doh.
Galerech2001-06-19 08:24:46
i guess you were too tired to catch that it was a joke because obviously sweden isnt a 3rd world country?
Haista2001-06-19 09:35:19
Oh my got i cant man that was sooooooo funny HAHAHAHAHAH i still laughing, oh my god
3 WORDS IDUN: GO KILL YOURSELF. And log it then let someone to send this log here and i
will laugh then. HAHAHAH, but this is BULLSHIT!!!
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