How to make a *Man* extreemely happy!
posted by Backfire ©
2001-06-19 13:59:54
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Murphy's law ! Looking for pukes to have fun with for some time, when suddenly..
# Eeks! Workmate comes to my screen want me to show her something on it!
# Bail mume, bail mume! Hide telnet window for 2 mins:

An ugly forest troll tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Healthy>
You feel yourself exposed.
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Healthy>
You strongly slash an ugly forest troll's left foot and tickle it.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You slash an ugly forest troll's head and tickle it.
An ugly forest troll tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
An ugly forest troll tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
Jelly has arrived from the east.              ## Not leading puke here, are ya ?
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
Your attempt to slash an ugly forest troll fails.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
Jelly leaves north.
A hungry warg leaves north.
A hungry warg leaves north.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.
You swiftly dodge an ugly forest troll's attempt to hit you.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.
An ugly forest troll tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
Your attempt to slash an ugly forest troll fails.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You swiftly dodge an ugly forest troll's attempt to hit you.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You slash an ugly forest troll's right hand very hard.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.
You slash an ugly forest troll's head very hard.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You swiftly dodge an ugly forest troll's attempt to hit you.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
An ugly forest troll swiftly dodges your attempt to slash him.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
Darkness grows very dense as the sun sets behind the treetops to the west.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Fine>
You slash an ugly forest troll's left hand and tickle it.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
Brath shouts 'I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING STUPID NEW WSWEPTH, FUCK!'

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.
You swiftly dodge an ugly forest troll's attempt to hit you.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
An ugly forest troll tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
Saving Backfire.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You strongly slash an ugly forest troll's left foot.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
Batter narrates 'bashed'

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
An ugly forest troll tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You strongly slash an ugly forest troll's right arm.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
An ugly forest troll tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
Bunghol narrates 'come'

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You slash an ugly forest troll's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
An ugly forest troll tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Hurt>
You strongly slash an ugly forest troll's right foot.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
*a Man* has arrived from the east.                 ## Must be tracking Jelly ?
A pack horse has arrived from the east.
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
*a Man* leaves east.
A pack horse leaves east.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
A pack horse has arrived from the east.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* W C an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
You try to slash an ugly forest troll, but he parries successfully.
You swiftly dodge an ugly forest troll's attempt to hit you.

* W C an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
*a Man* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*a Man* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.

* W C HP:Fine an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Fine an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
*a Man* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*a Man* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.

* W C HP:Hurt an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Hurt an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
You dodge a bash from an ugly forest troll who loses his balance and falls.

* W C HP:Hurt an ugly forest troll:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
Smothering Grove
Exits: South West.

* W C HP:Hurt>
*a Man* has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.

* W C HP:Hurt>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Hurt>
Bunghol narrates 'come'

* W C HP:Hurt>
*a Man* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*a Man* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
*a Man* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
You try to slash *a Man*, but he parries successfully.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Deep Within a Smothering Grove
A brutish forest troll is hunting here, looking for some tasty flesh.
Exits: East West.

* W C HP:Wounded>
A brutish forest troll leaves west.

* W C HP:Wounded>
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
A pack horse has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Wounded>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Wounded>
Batter narrates 'me out'

* W C HP:Wounded>
*a Man* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*a Man* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
*a Man* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* swiftly dodges your attempt to slash him.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Smothering Grove
Exits: South West.

* W C HP:Wounded>
*a Man* has arrived from the west.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Wounded>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Wounded>
Batter narrates 'they tons'
*a Man* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*a Man* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad *a Man*:Fine>
You try to slash *a Man*, but he parries successfully.
You swiftly dodge *a Man*'s attempt to pierce you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad *a Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Deep Within a Smothering Grove
Exits: East West.

* W C HP:Bad>
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
A pack horse has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Bad>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Bad>
A brutish forest troll has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Bad>
*a Man* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
You feel less protected.
*a Man* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

You are dead! Sorry...


#
# Grats on solokill, *Man*!
# bej, ruby, COPPER, cool belt, .... kinda fullset.
#
# I bet that made 
Your day! hihi
#
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bunghol2001-06-19 14:04:39
come!@!!!! kill bifer and kaaren
Shim2001-06-19 14:24:05
*comf* :P
Bifur2001-06-19 14:25:25
Come@bifurgotfullshiningagain.com
Lugburz2001-06-19 14:29:46
Any reason why you stood there and let him kill you?
Onatah2001-06-19 14:32:44
Heh Lugburz, you better learn how to read the hole log before commenting :) peer
Shadrach to lug2001-06-19 14:33:07
he was afk?
Evan2001-06-19 14:47:20
funny how was he sure u wherent linkless ?
Shadrach2001-06-19 14:48:23
YOU FUCKING MORON LUGBURZ!! CANT YOU EVEN READ!! GO FUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!! YOU SUCK.
Zoone2001-06-19 14:53:52
shadrach rocks more everyday. BLOOD FOR SAURON!
Devastator2001-06-19 15:13:07
Comf =) good u did pick it up good way =P stupid pukie was maybe not so experienced in pk or else its a linklesskiller=P
Bresh2001-06-19 15:43:23
Well Shadrach the Linklesskiller is an moron-ashole himself

Tsejov2001-06-19 16:41:28
EEK, comf
Backfire ©2001-06-19 16:51:43
I've got nothing against this.. I go afk or drop/loose link somewhere "unsafe" I kinda expect to die. Stupid but can't prevent it sometimes. I bet this *Man* was "KING FOR A (mume)DAY" till he realized I was afk some later (I heard). This game is about having fun, and I actually think he deserved this *poke self*. Will be revenged though!
Lugburz2001-06-19 17:23:48
YOU FUCKING MORON SHADRACH!! CANT YOU EVEN READ!! YOU SUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! EVEN AN IDIOT LIKE YOU WOULDNT FUCKIN GO AFK THERE! YOU RETARDED ASS.
Jelly2001-06-19 18:12:59
Ouch, and I was wandering why the hell Backfire is fighting those trolls there...
*a Man* utters2001-06-19 18:18:04
Ethar2001-06-19 20:21:28
he had some shitty quickbolts
Skojardu2001-06-19 22:41:12
Damn shoulda been there and proc you - but then again im just a sucky troll aka old cave rat - arnt i mr copycat?
GORETONGUE2001-06-19 22:43:40
dontcha love it. come step with me into the sun, the girls are wearing next to nothing mon ami
Jalin2001-06-19 22:50:30
as good as a linkless kill imho, i would have thought linkloss after
2nd bolt went thru
Aschit2001-06-19 23:17:20
Did Shadrach just offer to fuck Lugburz?
Skojardu2001-06-19 23:17:46
Im close gorrie - im in perma haven - gonna be there for a long long time.
So can i see nude chiks to?
Reef2001-06-20 01:43:27
I wanna see nude chicks too! Backfire, quit playin yer pansy bn and come idle in warrens with your sexy troll - i've got a surprise for you...
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