##Initial plan was to trap some orcs, but since there were only two uruks on and they were naked from earlier death's we decided to
hang out behind crack to see what would happen.  Gabriel was luring mobs up from monitor so we could have SOME fun when Detest,
a level 17 orc warrior decided to help his fellow city defence out.##

/-Ok.
You burn the orc-soldier.
The orc-soldier yells 'Arbs! Ezemaes am pha crack!'

* C Mana:Hot the orc-soldier:Bad>|c 'burning hands'
You start to concentrate...
Gabriel tries to pierce an orkish patrol-leader, but he parries successfully.
The orc-soldier tries to stab you, but your parry is successful.

/-\|/*Rughh the Orc* has arrived from below.  <----Naked Uruk
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

-*Rughh the Orc* leaves down.  <---- See ya =p
A hungry warg leaves down.
Ok.
You burn the orc-soldier.
The orc-soldier yells 'Args! Anisieg am the cracb!'
An orkish patrol-leader tries to slash Gabriel, but he parries successfully.

* C Mana:Hot the orc-soldier:Awful>
An orkish patrol-leader swiftly dodges Gabriel's attempt to pierce him.
Anólad slashes the orc-soldier's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
get coins all.corpse
It begins to be automatic...
Your blood freezes as you hear the orc-soldier's death cry.
The orc-soldier is dead! R.I.P.

* C Mana:Hot the orc-soldier:Awful>bu
You can't find a coins in any corpse.

* C Mana:Hot the orc-soldier:Awful>
Gabriel giggles.

* C Mana:Hot the orc-soldier:Awful>|c 'burning hands'
You start to concentrate...

/-You swiftly dodge the orc-soldier's attempt to stab you.

\|/-An orkish patrol-leader swiftly dodges Gabriel's attempt to pierce him.

Anólad giggles.
Ok.
You burn the orc-soldier.
The orc-soldier is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
An orkish patrol-leader tries to slash Gabriel, but he parries successfully.
You slash the orc-soldier's head extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
get coins all.corpse
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
Your blood freezes as you hear the orc-soldier's death cry.
The orc-soldier is dead! R.I.P.

* C Mana:Hot>
You can't find a coins in any corpse.
The elite orc-guard has arrived from below.

* C Mana:Hot>
Anólad approaches an orkish patrol-leader, trying to slash him.
An orkish patrol-leader says 'Gasmarp! O'll gat yoe nor tnat, Azólog!'
An orkish patrol-leader says 'I'll lip yoa do puecev, zcuf!'

* C Mana:Hot>
*an Orc* has arrived from below.  <---- Detest, Now there is a patrol (half dead), *an Orc*, and elites...

* C Mana:Hot>
Anólad swiftly dodges the elite orc-guard's attempt to slash him.
Anólad slashes an orkish patrol-leader's right arm very hard.

* C Mana:Hot>
Gabriel pierces an orkish patrol-leader's left leg hard and tickles it.

* C Mana:Hot>hit *orc*  <----  Lets see what you are made of...
* C Mana:Hot *an Orc*:Hurt>
You barely slash *an Orc*'s left arm and tickle it.

hit *orc*
* C Mana:Hot *an Orc*:Hurt>
Gabriel pierces an orkish patrol-leader's body very hard.
An orkish patrol-leader tries to slash Gabriel, but he parries successfully.

* C Mana:Hot *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* growls 'idiots'

hit *orc*
* C Mana:Hot>
Anólad panics, and attempts to flee.
Anólad leaves south.
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.

* C Mana:Hot>hit *orc*
They aren't here.

* C Mana:Hot>They aren't here.
Gabriel pierces an orkish patrol-leader's right foot very hard.

* C Mana:Hot>hit *orc*
They aren't here.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

* C Mana:Hot>hit *orc*

*an Orc* leaves down.
Gabriel swiftly dodges an orkish patrol-leader's attempt to slash him.

* C Mana:Hot>They aren't here.
*Rughh the Orc* yells 'WIMP'  <----  We are the wimpy ones, fighting your mobs whilst you spam in  and out not doing a thing?
The elite orc-guard leaves down.

* C Mana:Hot>They aren't here.

* C Mana:Hot>hit *orc*
They aren't here.
An orkish patrol-leader swiftly dodges Gabriel's attempt to pierce him.

* C Mana:Hot>
The elite orc-guard has arrived from below.

* C Mana:Hot>
Anólad has arrived from the south.
You swiftly dodge the elite orc-guard's attempt to slash you.  <---- Hrm...

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Healthy>assist anolad
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You slash the elite orc-guard's right foot hard and tickle it.

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
Gabriel swiftly dodges an orkish patrol-leader's attempt to slash him.

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
Gabriel tries to pierce an orkish patrol-leader, but he parries successfully.

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>l

Saving Alwëon.

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
Gabriel panics, and attempts to flee.

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>Behind the Crack
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
A large sack is on the ground.
An orkish patrol-leader is here, fighting Gabriel.
Gabriel the Hobbit is here, fighting an orkish patrol-leader.
The elite orc-guard is here, fighting YOU.
Anólad the Silvan is standing here.
Anólad slashes an orkish patrol-leader's left arm very hard.
An orkish patrol-leader says 'A'lr rim yeu na pieces, scem!'

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
You swiftly dodge the elite orc-guard's attempt to slash you.

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
You try to slash the elite orc-guard, but he parries successfully.

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
Gabriel panics, and attempts to flee.
Gabriel leaves down.  <----  Nasty =p  Like we don't have enough mobs up here!

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
You suddenly notice Gabriel.
*an Orc* has arrived from below.

* C Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
*an Orc* joins the elite orc-guard's fight.  <---- Oh really...
*an Orc* crushes your right hand extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>
Gabriel leaves south.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>c 'colour spray' *orc*  <----  Here's hoping he went for the bash =p
\You quickly recall your stored spell...
The elite orc-guard slashes your right hand very hard.

c 'colour spray' *orc*
|c 'colour spray' *orc*
/-\|Ok.
You spray *an Orc* with many-coloured rays of bright light.  #1
You slash the elite orc-guard's left leg hard and tickle it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot the elite orc-guard:Fine>-
You quickly recall your stored spell...

\You suddenly notice Gabriel.
Gabriel pierces *an Orc*'s left foot extremely hard.
An orkish patrol-leader swiftly dodges Anólad's attempt to slash him.

|The elite orc-guard has arrived from below.

/*an Orc* crushes your head extremely hard.

-Gabriel swiftly dodges the elite orc-guard's attempt to slash him.
The elite orc-guard slashes your right hand.

\Ok.
You spray *an Orc* with many-coloured rays of bright light.  #2

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm the elite orc-guard:Fine>/
You quickly recall your stored spell...

-*an Orc* has lost his link.  <---- Yeah right =p  Too bad i can't cancel stored spells Though i don't think i would have.

\Anólad leaves down.

|/Anólad has arrived from below.

-Ok.
Your spray of light rips *an Orc* apart completely, killing him.  #3
You receive your share of experience.
get coins all.corpse
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Orc*'s death cry.
*an Orc* is dead! R.I.P.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm the elite orc-guard:Fine>Anólad leaves south.
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Orc*.
There was 20 lauren coins, 1 celeb penny, and 58 busc pennies.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm the elite orc-guard:Fine>
The elite orc-guard strongly slashes Gabriel's right hand and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm the elite orc-guard:Fine>
Gabriel swiftly dodges an orkish patrol-leader's attempt to slash him.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm the elite orc-guard:Fine>
Gabriel gets a nasty orkish fang from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a strip of dried meat from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a strip of dried meat from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a smoked piece of meat from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a water skin from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a ring from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a spiked collar from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a spiked collar from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a blood-encrusted breastplate from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a great helm from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a pair of greaves from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a thick pair of metal boots from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a pair of vambraces from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a shield of Arthedain from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a forest green cloak from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a heavy morningstar from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Gabriel gets a studded leather belt from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Anólad has arrived from the south.
Gabriel pierces the elite orc-guard's body very hard and tickles it.
You slash the elite orc-guard's right leg hard and tickle it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm the elite orc-guard:Fine>grin

The elite orc-guard sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.  <----  Bitch

##A level 17 dead, crap eq, 0 wpts... Only reason i posted it is because i thought it was pretty funny at the time.##