Some pukes....
posted by Oscarmeyer
2001-06-25 19:36:10
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Don't you love it when pukes don't take time to stop and think about what they a
* W S C Mana:Burning>track
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see:
   - a track of a Man coming from the south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - two tracks of a pack horse leading north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a guard leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a little boy leading north (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading north (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the south (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading north (done less than 4 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the south (done less than 4 hours ago).
   - a track of a citizen leading north (done less than 4 hours ago).
   - a track of a citizen leading south (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of a horse leading north (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of a little boy leading south (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of a guard leading north (done less than 6 hours ago).
   - a track of a thief leading north (done less than 8 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading south (done less than 9 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the north (done less than 9 hours ago).


*an Elf* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
A dark-maned lion has arrived from the south.
A powerful lioness has arrived from the south.
A powerful lioness has arrived from the south.

You stop searching.
A guard has arrived from the south.

* W S C Mana:Burning>s

Bah narrates 'kokoti'

* W S C Mana:Burning>*an Elf* issues the order 'kill 1.stormblast'.
The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
Exits: North East.

* W S C Mana:Burning>
*an Elf* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.
A dark-maned lion has arrived from the north.
A powerful lioness has arrived from the north.
A powerful lioness has arrived from the north.

* W S C Mana:Burning>e
Old South Road
Exits: North East =South= West.

* W S C Mana:Burning>s
Old South Road
Exits: =North= =East= South West.

* W S C Mana:Burning>w
sSmall Hill
Exits: East South.

* W S C Mana:Burning>
w
Trail in the Plains
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Burning>The Greyflood
A salmon swims here.
Exits: North East South West.
A salmon leaves west.

* W S C Mana:Burning>w
n
nThe Greyflood
A salmon swims here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C>ar *aMixing of the Waters
Exits: North East South West.

nar *an elf* issues the order 'kill 1.stormblast'
Ok.

* W S C>nar I wonder where 2.stormblast is?
Stormblast narrates 'hehe, is oiri'

* W S C>
Ok.
Garkan narrates 'heh'

* W S C>whois oiri
Oiri (Glowing) is a level thirty Noldorin Sage.

* W S C>
Tsejov narrates 'zzm, fnere us 2.?'

* W S C>e

Morhol narrates 'where action'

* W S C>The Greyflood
A shortbow has been left here.
Exits: South West.

* W S C>tell morhol this s tbad
s
e
Ok.

* W S C>The Greyflood
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C>Trail in the Plains
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C>n
Small Hill
Exits: East South.

* W S C>e
Old South Road
Exits: =North= =East= South West.

* W S C>n
Old South Road
Exits: North East =South= West.

* W S C>w
The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
Exits: North East.

* W S C>n
q
Outside the South Gate of Tharbad
A Guard is here looking for someone to abuse.
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse (shrouded).
A very large lion with a dark mane watches you lazily.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
Exits: [North] South.

* W S C>back *elf*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

Stormblast yells 'oh, whom'

Stormblast yells 'i am confused?'

Morhol tells you 'btw eale died *lick* and rapid trap'

A dark-maned lion bursts into tears.

You feel yourself exposed.
*an Elf* makes a strange sound, as you place a nasty orkish fang in his back.

* W S C *an Elf*:Fine>
Maal narrates 'anybogy got any parple killz fer sale?'

* W S C *an Elf*:Fine>nar elf s
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C *an Elf*:Fine>tag
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves south riding a pack horse.

* W S Cbb
Stormblast yells 'you too?'

* W S C>ed fine
Ok.

* W S C>s
The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
Exits: North East.
*an Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.

* W S C>
*an Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* W S C>n
Outside the South Gate of Tharbad
A Guard is here looking for someone to abuse.
A very large lion with a dark mane watches you lazily.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
Exits: [North] South.

* W S C>b lioness
Stormblast yells 'all solo?'

* W S C>

*an Elf* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.

* W S C>backstab lioness
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...


s*an Elf* yells 'EAT MY SPELLS SLUT!'
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...


* W S C>The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
Exits: North East.

* W S C>n
Outside the South Gate of Tharbad
A guard is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A very large lion with a dark mane watches you lazily.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse, fighting a guard.
Exits: [North] South.

* W S C>q

*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* W S C>back *elf*
You can't backstab a fighting person!

* W S C>
s
*an Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
A guard staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by *an Elf* hits him.

* W S C>*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
Exits: North East.

* W S C>
*an Elf* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.

* W S C>n
Outside the South Gate of Tharbad
A Guard is here looking for someone to abuse.
A very large lion with a dark mane watches you lazily.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
Exits: [North] South.

* W S C>
You swiftly dodge a dark-maned lion's attempt to hit you.

* W S C a dark-maned lion:Hurt>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W S C a dark-maned lion:Hurt>fle
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W S C a dark-maned lion:Hurt>fle

A guard sighs loudly.

* W S C a dark-maned lion:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W S C a dark-maned lion:Hurt>fle
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W S C a dark-maned lion:Hurt>fle
You flee head over heels.
The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
Exits: North East.

* W S C>e
n
Old South Road
Exits: North East =South= West.

* W S C>Morhol tells you 'u know how to recover corpse from that place?'
The Greyflood
Exits: North East South.

* W S C>n
On a River Drawing close to Tharbad
A swan swims gracefully on the surface of the water.
A trout swims here.
A trout swims here.
A trout swims here.
Exits: North East South.
The clouds begin to disappear.

* W S C>nar LOL elf wanted soon, bolted guard instead of me
Ok.

* W S C>s
The Greyflood
Exits: North East South.
You begin to see some clouds.

* W S C>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W S C>tell morhol busy :(
s
w
Ok.

* W S C>Old South Road
Exits: North East =South= West.

* W S C>The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
Exits: North East.

* W S C>n
Outside the South Gate of Tharbad
A Guard is here looking for someone to abuse.
A very large lion with a dark mane watches you lazily.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
Exits: [North] South.

* W S C>b lioness
*an Elf* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
backstab lioness
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...


*an Elf* leaves south riding a pack horse.
A dark-maned lion leaves south.
Your victim has disappeared!
A powerful lioness leaves south.
A powerful lioness leaves south.

* W S C>s
* W S C>The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse (shrouded).
A very large lion with a dark mane watches you lazily.
Exits: North East.
You suddenly notice a powerful lioness.
You suddenly notice a powerful lioness.

* W S C>e
Old South Road
Exits: North East =South= West.

* W S C>w
q
The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
Exits: North East.

* W S C>back *elf*
Backstab whom?

* W S C>n
q
*an Elf* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.
A dark-maned lion has arrived from the north.
A powerful lioness has arrived from the north.
A powerful lioness has arrived from the north.
Outside the South Gate of Tharbad
A Guard is here looking for someone to abuse.
Exits: [North] South.

* W S C>back *elf*
Backstab whom?

* W S C>s
n
qThe North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
*an Elf* is here searching for something, riding a pack horse (shrouded).
A very large lion with a dark mane watches you lazily.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
Exits: North East.

* W S C>
Outside the South Gate of Tharbad
A Guard is here looking for someone to abuse.
Exits: [North] South.

* W S C>back *elf*
Backstab whom?

* W S C>s
*an Elf* yells 'MORON'

* W S C>
q

*an Elf* yells 'MORON'

* W S C>The North-South Road
The corpse of a sand viper is lying here.
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse (shrouded).
A very large lion with a dark mane watches you lazily.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
A powerful lioness is barely visible in the grass.
Exits: North East.

* W S C>*an Elf* yells 'MORON'
back *elf*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

A dark-maned lion bursts into tears.

Stormblast yells 'yes?'

*an Elf* makes a strange sound, as you place a nasty orkish fang in his back.

* W S C *an Elf*:Bad>
*an Elf* pierces your left arm hard and tickles it.

* W S C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Bad>nar elf
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves north riding a pack horse.

* W S C HP:Fine>
Saving Oscarmeyer.

* W S C HP:Fine>BAD
*an Elf* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.

* W S C HP:Fine>
k elf
Ok.

* W S C HP:Fine>

*an Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.
A dark-maned lion leaves east.
A powerful lioness leaves east.
A powerful lioness leaves east.

* W S C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* W S C HP:Fine>nar s tbad
Ok.

* W S C HP:Fine>nar ate
*an Elf* yells 'tried to fucking mobdeath me?'

* W S C HP:Fine>second stab while spamming moron :)
e
Ok.

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Oscarmeyer2001-06-25 19:38:54
Was funny as hell: he orders followers to kill 1.stormblast, thinks *I* am stormblast *after* I stab him, yell some bull about eating spells, then proceeds to attack guard then claim I am trying to mobrip him. Then to top it off, he eats a *2nd* stab while spamming what a moron *I* am :) I only wish I had brd instead of that crappy fang, or he would have ripped for his cluelessness :(
Oscarmeyer2001-06-25 19:39:44
As I narrated later, I thought he sounded like p(Shadrach) on the boards, just with less class.
ROFL2001-06-25 19:51:05
Bah narrates 'kokoti'
Eàle2001-06-25 20:27:46
the elf u stabbed wasnt the elf who yelled. i yelled cause stormie tried to mobrip me in chief.
Stormblast2001-06-25 20:29:14
Nah, the yeller was Eale, who was trying to fight me solo (solo as in pukes' dictionary = 3-4 others around ready to port anywhere from anywhere, all tracking and casting), then he fled into tbad chief, which some1 else had unlocked and opened, then starts yelling that I tried to mobrip him, heh. Spammy and clueless, like most pukes in general.
Stormblast2001-06-25 20:33:35
Bah, Eale sounds so young that I want to molest him! Don't tell me you're past your prime *pray*?
Oscarmeyer2001-06-25 20:53:32
Ahh, that explains it. However, Eale was named when I met him just 5 ticks later, and no one died that I knew of :P Go figure. *APOL* Oiri or whoever I *did* stab.
Grimble2001-06-25 21:08:41
I bet if you wielded bow and shot 1 or 2 times instead of narrating a bunch of stuff during fight, you woulda had a dead elfie :)
Oscarmeyer2001-06-25 22:19:06
*nod* Grimble. I guess I was just too shocked to see that I stabbed him again :)
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