You've been waiting for this!
posted by Norsu
2001-07-01 16:48:14
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How to kill a 533hp orc in one bash.
*Norsu the orc* 010701
[We're 5 orcs at bree (above lord) and 8 named pukes around]
[after some 10 ticks standing on oermg sanced with gates broken]
[they finally decide that maybe they can fight without waiting for 5 more legends]
[Except clara of course who stayed in bree and just scried as usual instead of]
[trying to fight.]

It must be the middle of the night.
You can see a Full Moon (waning) in the southern part of the sky.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Meneldur.
Real time is Sun Jul  1 14:32:08 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sat Jun 30 16:04:28 2001 GMT

* R>sta

Kralor burps: fan vad det regnar

* R>
You stop resting, and stand up.

* R>
*Waldo the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* R>
Baresark stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* R>kill *dwarf*
* R *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>
Baresark pounds *Waldo the Dwarf*'s left foot very hard.
*Nator the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
You pound *Waldo the Dwarf*'s left hand very hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>
Silm begins some strange incantations...

* R *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>west

Glum pounds *Waldo the Dwarf*'s right foot very hard.

kill *dwarf*
* R *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>
Kralor stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* R *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>west
kill *dwarf*
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>
You're already fighting!

* R *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>west
* R HP:Fine *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Nator the Dwarf* has BASHED you.
*Nator the Dwarf* pounds your left foot extremely hard.

kill *dwarf*
* R HP:Fine *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>
*Ràin the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Fine *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>
Silm utters the word 'pabraw'

* R HP:Fine *Waldo the Dwarf*:Fine Baresark:Fine>
*Waldo the Dwarf* pounds Baresark's right leg and tickles it.

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Healthy>
*Waldo the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Waldo the DWARF* leaves -WEST-.

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Healthy>
Arthos tells you 'Im sorry they took your wps away...you were rockin:)'

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Healthy>
Silm begins some strange incantations...
Baresark approaches *Nator the Dwarf*, trying to pound him.

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Healthy>
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.
*Waldo the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
*Draglador the Half-Elf* has arrived from the west riding a horse of the
Rohirrim.
*Bornack the Beorning Man* has arrived from the west riding a horse of the
Rohirrim.

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Healthy>
Kralor begins some strange incantations...

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Healthy>
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Nator the Dwarf* pounds your left leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Healthy>
Glum approaches *Nator the Dwarf*, trying to pound him.
Baresark pounds *Nator the Dwarf*'s right leg hard and tickles it.

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>
Baresark panics, and attempts to flee.
Baresark panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
Glum pounds *Nator the Dwarf*'s right hand very hard and tickles it.

* R HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>flee

Silm leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
*Draglador the Half-Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Draglador the Half-Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.

* R HP:Hurt *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>
*Bornack the Beorning Man* utters the word 'pabraw'
*Bornack the Beorning Man* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
That really HURT!

* R HP:Wounded *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>
Baresark panics, and attempts to flee.
Baresark panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

flee
flee
* R HP:Wounded *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* R HP:Wounded *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>
You're already fighting!
Baresark panics, and attempts to flee.

* R HP:Wounded *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R HP:Wounded *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>
You're already fighting!
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
*Draglador the Half-Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Draglador the Half-Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R HP:Awful *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
Baresark pounds *Nator the Dwarf*'s body hard.

* R HP:Awful *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
*Waldo the Dwarf* pounds your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* R HP:Awful *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine>flee
flee
You flee head over heels.
Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!
On the Top of Hill
Silm is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: North East South West.
Silm leaves south riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
On the Small Hill
Exits: North East South West.
* R HP:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
On the Small Hill
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
On the Top of Hill
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
On the Small Hill
Exits: North East South West.

[Close but not quite!]
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Aschit2001-07-01 16:52:07
Norsu *almost* looked mortal in that log :)
draco2001-07-01 16:53:27
ARGH, bastard!!!!
hate2001-07-01 16:53:42
LOS?, what is LOS?
Clara2001-07-01 16:55:06
Rofl, where did i scry in that log ?
I was afk in Bree since my link fucked up...
Tharain2001-07-01 16:59:50
FUCK YOU! I almost drooled head off irl when saw intro, and ye stil alive in the end:( next time warn...sniff
Clara2001-07-01 17:00:02
And be happy that i wasnt there, my quickbolt spam would have
done just the missing hps.
Alcion2001-07-01 17:00:28
Lamers.
Nator2001-07-01 17:05:13
*curse* damn damn damn damn *cry*
Edvard2001-07-01 17:05:33
hahaha fucking lucky bastard!
Fredde2001-07-01 17:07:07
rofl! clap norsu. sigh draglador! hehe
Unknown2001-07-01 17:14:24
how much hps you got norsu?
534?2001-07-01 17:14:33
Mayavi2001-07-01 17:14:58

Bah, if you had fled s instead of w, you wre toast :P

Some people have all the luck!
Bornack2001-07-01 17:15:31
norsu 2 of your groupied died in the forest no1 tried to rescue em :p
we hunted em inside old forest for atleast 15 ticks
Khawin2001-07-01 17:17:08
i like your art to in the desc rogon :) [] maybe ill use it in my next log hihi
kralor2001-07-01 17:19:10
aint that fecking hobbit gate w of old fornost supposed to be open at day? :P
and ya silly block resisted break atempt as usuall otherwise non woulda have died
Norsu2001-07-01 17:21:26
actually you hunted them for about 5 minutes before they died, and i narrated and asked if some more was around. Not alot we could have done to save them when you're more and half your group is sanced. Not to mention no hps.
kralor2001-07-01 17:21:27
old forest nod fornost that is
Draglador2001-07-01 17:23:50
I was almost crying RL you didnt die...
Daevia2001-07-01 17:24:44
So close. :/
Elmir2001-07-01 17:36:55
Bah, bet he had like 80 hps left!
Khawin2001-07-01 17:41:55
wee hunting bn inside priest :p and guess what PORTAL TRAP!

and 10 darkies come in :p and kill me and i failed to notice floorstone was open :p could have gone out atleast 5 times but wanted to go theu irondoor and spammed open exit east on a blocked exit :p
Draglador's mot2001-07-01 18:13:56
I am pretty sure you did spit Draglador.
S'spit spit spit* then you whined on your
group members not being fast enough.
Backfire ©2001-07-01 18:16:34
I've never been waiting for that...
tushie2001-07-01 18:31:59
that was close
Xain2001-07-01 18:48:21
Ok, lets think about this for a second. You were a group of 5? And you knew casters were around. Clerics dont store spells, and so all of this could have been avoided if your other warriors in group didnt insta nator while he was fighting you, they should have waited for the casters to come (knowing that 2 pukes would not charge). The art of warfare, never give casters the chance to cast. Someone should always hit them. And I must say *comf* to the whitie group and *clap* for Norsu. (only did that because I knew norsu thought he was dead and they group of whities thought he was dead).
Rain2001-07-01 19:12:23
Shrug, we were protecting all casters anyway.
And we didn't even know he was down hps till someone checked scrollback... It happened kinda fast. I started bash on 3.orc when i entered and Norsu fled before bash went through..
Nazgum2001-07-01 20:07:58
Norsu needs to quit stealing my Log titles ;)
Bomir2001-07-01 20:31:30
You deceptive bugger =p Gratz on living since that is just nasty! =p
Everhate2001-07-01 21:35:42
Best part of this whole log is Xain giving pkill advice.
Molak2001-07-01 23:45:37
laugh everhate!
Antar2001-07-02 00:09:15
Xain's not that bad of a pker. Just as Xain he's a pussy 'bout eq.
Uldrak2001-07-02 00:22:34
Think Everhate just said it all.
Everhate2001-07-02 00:22:49
Don't know how good a pkiller Xain is, but pretty safe bet since I don't know who he is that he isn't of the level of the person he was giving advice to.
Everhate2001-07-02 00:24:17
For example, you don't ever hear me giving advice to .ee orcs on how to stonedoor trap do you, or Mumma/Mestan on the proper technique for storing teleports, or Snowy on the correct method for getting lightning up at moors?
Xain2001-07-02 01:07:27
Your right Everhate, and I wasnt giving pk advice, I was just stating what everyone could have seen in the log. Your just not of that level yet of realization. Only state the facts is all I do.
Unknown2001-07-02 01:50:57
your observations are lost on someone as pompous as pEverhate Xain, so dont bother defending yourself
Everhate2001-07-02 01:55:17
Pompous? Looks like someone got themselves a dictionary for X-mas!
Unknown2001-07-02 02:02:41
want to borrow it E?
Norsu's mother2001-07-02 06:06:58
Too bad the little shit didnt die, so he could
get a real life instead.
Vale2001-07-02 06:09:27
Hehe ... Xain does what every kissass does ... restates the obvious or what has already been said - but says it SLIGHTLY different. "I was just stating what everyone could have seen in the log." If we can see it in the log, then why restate it for us?
Devastator2001-07-02 07:44:31
Elmir still is clueless Awful is 10% or less of max hps so it must be 53- hps. *BONK* nice u survived =)

Pampalini2001-07-02 08:03:33
I thought Norsu gained lvl 100, but this was much more exciting:P Gratz to live.
Johan2001-07-02 11:03:03
det var fan den värsta spamfly paniken jag sett på flera år asso!!!
*LAUGH*
Kugen2001-07-02 11:06:06
Baresark such a brave fella spam flee when noone hits ya.....
Mammoth2001-07-02 11:14:02
HAhahaa... 8p Those bastards tried the same on me and succeeded. Good thing you got away
Give em PAIN!
Mammoth2001-07-02 11:17:44
hehe everhate hahaa..
Unknown2001-07-02 12:15:53
*nod Nazgum*
Mumma2001-07-02 14:00:30
u cant teach me about storeporting since i know all there is about it. Damn i would like to be on that list at mage prac, You learned all i got to teach bla bla, try with MUMMA etc!!! rowks!
Lochdale2001-07-02 19:54:29
Rogon should be cited for false advertisement and deceptive trade practices :) I love how people flame Everhate without ever using their name.
Unknown2001-07-02 22:01:01
Ya all missed Rogon whining how buggy fleeing is...
Why weren't you whining about it before? Most of us take less then
a round to die to a Norsupack so you must have had a lot of firsthand
experience with this already, and noone has seen you bothered by THAT before.
Unknown2001-07-03 07:54:57
i do it cus i like to see pEverhate irked... you should try it sometime lochdale :) he creates some of the most wonderful retorts and you know he will respond to them :)
Im Gay2001-07-03 09:23:07
Did you hear about the gay parade each weekend in San Francisco last month? Me, Clara, Elmir, Nator, Edvard, Fredde, we were all there waving (very small) flags off the end of our small peckers.
Jumbo2001-07-03 18:14:51
Rogon, your immo should get name change ASAP just to stop pukes whoing ainus online.
And man you lost one ball on that bash no?
orden2002-03-17 11:47:24
dont know what is funnier, the end of log or the comments on the log !
*lol*
my face hurts :/
Arnoc2002-05-20 01:01:14
NORSU ROCKS!
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