Bn + elf = true
posted by Sp
2001-07-02 15:11:24
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I was out xping at bree, when i meet a lil elf. We start to talk and so on, look what happends :P

* HP:Fine>north
Sparse Woods
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>
*an Elf* has arrived from the north.
A pack horse has arrived from the north.

* HP:Fine>gig
You giggle.

* HP:Fine>look
Sparse Woods
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves north.

* HP:Fine>alias y yell
Ok.

* HP:Fine>yel me
y lvl
y 1
Ok.

* HP:Fine>yell lvl
Ok.

* HP:Fine>yell 1
Ok.

* HP:Fine>look
Sparse Woods
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

* HP:Fine>look
Sparse Woods
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

* HP:Fine>south
Backyard
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>north
Sparse Woods
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: North South West.

*>
*an Elf* yells 'I won't harm you\'

*>yel ok
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* yells 'hey'

*>yel u
y call
y for
y backup?
Ok.

*>yell call
Ok.

*>yell for
Ok.

*>yell backup?
Ok.

*>yel come
y here
Ok.

*>yell here
Ok.

*>look
Sparse Woods
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*>
*an Elf* yells 'hey I think this is illegal'

*>yel exa
y me
Ok.

*>yell me
Ok.

*>yel no
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* has arrived from the north.

*>yel just
y to
y trade
y stuff
y and
y so
Ok.

*>yell to
Ok.

*>yell trade
Ok.

*>yell stuff
Ok.

*>yell and
Ok.

*>yell so
Ok.

*>gig
You giggle.
*>' exa me
emote piper: exa me
Ok.

*>look
Sparse Woods
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'nothing special'

*>l elf
exa elf
You see a tall elf covered in filth and crust. He smells like freshly turned
earth and mildew. His clothes seemingly made of leather are, upon closer
inspection, rather made of cotton gone shiny and smooth under layers of filth.
His red hair is bobbed and ropey, a hopeless knot which really must provide a
measure of protection for the skull. The skin is covered in scars and tattoos
all gone shades of brown and black, streaked with water marks. This elf must
have been raised by worms.
*an Elf* is in an excellent condition.
*an Elf* is using: 
<wielded>            a longsword (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a large metal shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a leather helmet (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick, rigid leather breastplate (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a pair of rigid leather gloves (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a thick pair of hard leather trousers (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of rigid leather boots (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a ring of silver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a weapon sheath

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a torch

*>' super eq
emote piper: super eq
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'excelent condition'

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a torch

*>
*an Elf* says 'you no eq'

*>' trying to tp
emote piper: trying to tp
Ok.

*>con elf
Are you mad!?

*>look
Sparse Woods
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* drops a piece of raw meat.

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>eat meat
You eat the meat.
You are full.

*>' i camprent
emote piper: i camprent
Ok.

*>' so u can ru naway
emote piper: so u can ru naway
Ok.

*>' run away
emote piper: run away
Ok.

*>look
Sparse Woods
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'never spoke to a bn before'

*>gig
You giggle.

*>' wzup?
emote piper: wzup?
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'piper?'

*>' my name is sp
emote piper: my name is sp
Ok.

*>
Saving Sp

*>
*an Elf* says 'I'd help you out'

*>nod
You nod solemnly.

*>' but illegal :(
emote piper: but illegal :(
Ok.

*>look
Sparse Woods
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'I am *beep* the evilest whitie'

*>
*an Elf* says 'I am evil!'


*>gig
You giggle.
*an Elf* says 'I don't care!'

*>look
Sparse Woods
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'I am evil'

*>' ok :P

Tack narrates 'hobbit was smelly'

*>emote piper: ok :P
Ok.

*>
Fnast narrates 'puks warrenns'

*>
*an Elf* says 'aw fuck'
*>' spare some bow and arrows and a quiver
emote piper: spare some bow and arrows and a quiver
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'is this your horse?'

*>
Tack narrates '3 smelly'

*>' no
emote piper: no
Ok.

*>' yers
emote piper: yers
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'i hvae none'

*>
Tack narrates 'barlock bash and noname'
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>
A pack horse realizes that *an Elf* is a jerk!
*an Elf* strongly slashes a pack horse's head.

*>
Corwyd narrates 'pukes warrens'

*>
Corwyd narrates '3'

*>' and get me a lvl 2 guy
emote piper: and get me a lvl 2 guy
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* strongly slashes a pack horse's left hindfoot.
*>gig
You giggle.

*>look
Sparse Woods
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A pack horse is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*an Elf* is here, fighting a pack horse.

*>
D

*>
A pack horse barely hits *an Elf*'s right leg and tickles it.

*>' and i kill him
emote piper: and i kill him
Ok.

*>cac
You cackle gleefully.

*>
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's body very hard and shatters it.

*>l pack

*an Elf* says 'i cann't group you can i?'
Corwyd narrates 'names?'

*>exa pack
The horse follows his master, and carries some of his equipment. The
horse seems rather strong to support all this weight.
A pack horse has several bruises.

*>
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's body very hard and shatters it.

*>VARIABLE {target} --> {horse} added

Shagra narrates 'anyime aroamb rsl 13 wawno oxh oz nac ?'
*>
*an Elf* strongly slashes a pack horse's head and shatters it.

*>l pack
exa pack
The horse follows his master, and carries some of his equipment. The
horse seems rather strong to support all this weight.
A pack horse has some big nasty scratches.
Nazg

*>l pack
exa pack
The horse follows his master, and carries some of his equipment. The
horse seems rather strong to support all this weight.
A pack horse has some big nasty scratches.
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's left hindleg hard and shatters it.

*>hit horse
* a pack horse:Bad *an Elf*:Fine>
Your attempt to hit a pack horse fails.

* a pack horse:Bad *an Elf*:Fine>
A pack horse fumbles and hits himself.

* a pack horse:Bad>
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's head extremely hard and shatters it.

* a pack horse:Awful *an Elf*:Fine>
A pack horse panics, and attempts to flee.
A pack horse panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* a pack horse:Awful *an Elf*:Fine>
You barely hit a pack horse's right forefoot and shatter it.
A pack horse is stunned and will probably die soon.

* a pack horse:Awful *an Elf*:Fine>
*an Elf* says 'I wanna be a spy!'

* a pack horse:Awful *an Elf*:Healthy>' ohno _
emote piper: ohno _
Ok.
* a pack horse:Awful *an Elf*:Healthy>
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's left foreleg extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a pack horse's death cry.
A pack horse is dead! R.I.P.

*>
Corwyd narrates 'dunno'

*>gig
You giggle.
Fnast narrates 'Barlok '

*>stat
OB: -6%, DB: 10%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 503 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- novoid

*>
Fnast narrates 'bash'
Gragar narrates 'of bzay see womsio hmuy josb flie'

*>who l
Legends
-------
      Burzum WarRider 
      D
      Khwaj Soulsbane 
      Drag
      Baphomet sez: Let sleeping wizards lie 
      Hannibal the Romper Stomper 
      Aaz the soldier 
      Blogg the Wimp 
      Nazg

9 players on.

*>look
Sparse Woods
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>
Khwaj narrates 'laror the whore  bash the wimpass barlok the retarded'

*>
Corwyd narrates 'barlok'

*>' we can meet here on certain times
emote piper: we can meet here on certain times
Ok.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>
Nazg

*>
*an Elf* says 'aw shit, before crash my pack horse was carrying eq'

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>
*an Elf* starts butchering the corpse.

*>' ooh
emote piper: ooh
Ok.

*>' sucks
Fnast narrates 'and a noname'
emote piper: sucks
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* finishes butchering the corpse.

*>' got spare bow?
*an Elf* gets a piece of raw meat.
emote piper: got spare bow?
emote piper: got spare bow?
Ok.

*>look
Sparse Woods
The butchered corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
Tack narrates 'We gather somewhere?'

*>
*an Elf* says 'no I cyn buy one in Fornost'

*>' ok
emote piper: ok
Ok.

*>' and some arrows?
emote piper: and some arrows?
Ok.

*>look
Sparse Woods
The butchered corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>' and a quiver
emote piper: and a quiver
Ok.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>
Nazg

*>
*an Elf* says 'you can't tell your fellow bns of this or they'll turn us in'

*>' no ofcourse not
emote piper: no ofcourse not
Ok.
*an Elf* says 'no buw no arrows'

*>
Nazg

*>' i'm not dumb
emote piper: i'm not dumb
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'i'm a slasher'

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>' ok
emote piper: ok
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'wll i'm dumb'

*>gig
You giggle.

*>look
Sparse Woods
The butchered corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'fol'

*>' all pukes are
emote piper: all pukes are
Ok.

*>' cant
emote piper: cant
Ok.

*>*an Elf* says 'er...'

*>
Sandra narrates 'ow all-mzarw teeh?'
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>look
Sparse Woods
The butchered corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>' got invis spell?
emote piper: got invis spell?
Ok.

*>look
Sparse Woods
The butchered corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>l elf
exa elf
You see a tall elf covered in filth and crust. He smells like freshly turned
earth and mildew. His clothes seemingly made of leather are, upon closer
inspection, rather made of cotton gone shiny and smooth under layers of filth.
His red hair is bobbed and ropey, a hopeless knot which really must provide a
measure of protection for the skull. The skin is covered in scars and tattoos
all gone shades of brown and black, streaked with water marks. This elf must
have been raised by worms.
*an Elf* is in an excellent condition.
*an Elf* is using: 
<wielded>            a longsword (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a large metal shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a leather helmet (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick, rigid leather breastplate (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a thick pair of rigid leather sleeves (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a pair of rigid leather gloves (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a thick pair of hard leather trousers (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of rigid leather boots (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a ring of silver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a weapon sheath
*an Elf* says 'hmmm. if i can remember how to get back here'

*>
The ground is hardening with frost.

*>
*an Elf* shakes his head.

*>' hmm
emote piper: hmm
Ok.

*>' from lane
emote piper: from lane
Ok.

*>' u go some w or so
emote piper: u go some w or so
Ok.

*>' no east
emote piper: no east
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'you wait and i'll go fornost and get ya a bow.'

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>' u go e just where lane get to road to fornost
emote piper: u go e just where lane get to road to fornost
Ok.

*>' u come to farm road
emote piper: u come to farm road
Ok.
*>
*an Elf* says 'we are east of lane now yeah?'

*>' u go east
emote piper: u go east
Ok.

*>
Nazg

*>' get out on backyard
emote piper: get out on backyard
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'hey. you hide in the loft'

*>
Hannibal narrates 'ap pzas mal iv janb swug, Kank lavpes'

*>' and go one north
emote piper: and go one north
Ok.
Hannibal narrates 'ho out'

*>
Vorsan narrates 'vev, valbry i mior hinht sez...rat om bag foze bacm at...'

*>' i think the farmer would yell

*an Elf* says 'yoo hide in the loft at farmer browns hoose'

*>emote piper: i think the farmer would yell
Ok.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>
Saving Sp

*>look
Sparse Woods
The butchered corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'and i can find that easy'

*>
D

*>' hmnm
emote piper: hmnm
Ok.

*>' where is it?
emote piper: where is it?
Ok.

*>
Garshnak narrates 'i da'

*>
Strail narrates 'me'

*>' go one room at a time
emote piper: go one room at a time
Ok.

*>' and i fol slow
emote piper: and i fol slow
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'or barn with the iron pick and pitchfork'

*>st
You are already standing.

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
Sparse Forest
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: East West.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
Abandoned Fields
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: East South.

*>
*an Elf* leaves south.

*>south
Farm Road
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

*>
*an Elf* says 'heh'

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
The Lane
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

*>' iih
emote piper: iih
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
Old Dirt Road
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: North East West.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
Old Dirt Road
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: East West.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
Old Dirt Road
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: East South West.
The frost is leaving its hold of the ground.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
Farm Road
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

*>exit
North - 
You can't distinguish a lot of details.
East  - 
You can't distinguish a lot of details.
South - 
You can't distinguish a lot of details.
West  - A closed 'Oakdoor'

*>
*an Elf* leaves south.

*>VARIABLE {spamdoor} --> {oakdoor} added
south
Nice Fields
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: North South West.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
Nice Fields
The hen is standing here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
Barn Yard
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.

*>west
The Barn
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: East South West Up.
The ground no longer feels frosty.

*>
*an Elf* leaves up.

*>up
The Loft
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: Down.

*>' ah
emote piper: ah
Ok.

*>re
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
*>' kewl as hell
*an Elf* says 'I'm tottally corrupt'
emote piper: kewl as hell
Ok.

*>look
The Loft
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>nod
You nod solemnly.

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>l d
exa d

*>
*an Elf* says 'no one will come up here'

*>' good luck fellow orc
emote piper: good luck fellow orc
Ok.

*>' elf
emote piper: elf
Ok.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>
*an Elf* says 'what you need? lantern. bow. arrows. armour?'

*>' i will put in a word for sauron
emote piper: i will put in a word for sauron
Ok.
*>' some plain eq
emote piper: some plain eq
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>' plain pair of pants and so on
emote piper: plain pair of pants and so on
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'leather armour?'

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>' better plain
emote piper: better plain
Ok.

*>
The hen has arrived from below.

*>' i want the db
emote piper: i want the db
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'I'm kinda poor.'

*>nod
You nod solemnly.

*>
*an Elf* slashes the hen's head extremely hard and shatters it.

*>st
You stop resting, and stand up.

*>VARIABLE {target} --> {hen} added
*an Elf* strongly slashes the hen's body and shatters it.
The hen is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

*>hit hen
*>
You hit the hen's right wing extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear the hen's death cry.
The hen is dead! R.I.P.

*>' xp!
emote piper: xp!
Ok.

*>stat
re
OB: -1%, DB: 13%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 486 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- novoid

*>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

*>
*an Elf* says 'ah, just pants,shirt?'

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>' sure
emote piper: sure
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'be back in a while'

// He go buy eq

*an Elf* has arrived from below.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

*>act IS AFK. If you are that nice little elf, gimme eqm thanx :)
Do something shorter please.
Ok.

*>gig

*an Elf* smiles happily.

*>
You giggle.

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* gives you a shortbow.

*>' thought u never come
emote piper: thought u never come
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* drops a quiver.

*>wield bow
You stop using a torch.
You awkwardly wield a shortbow, ready to defend yourself.

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>get quiver
You get a quiver.

*>
*an Elf* drops a plain shirt.

*>
Saving Sp

*>
*an Elf* drops a plain pair of pants.

*>' shops closed?
emote piper: shops closed?
Ok.

*>get plain
You get a plain pair of pants.

*>get plain
You get a plain shirt.

*>
*an Elf* drops a plain leather belt.

*>wear all
You hold a torch.
You light a torch.
You put a quiver over your shoulder.
You wear a plain pair of pants on your legs.
You wear a plain shirt on your body.

*>
*an Elf* drops a lantern.

*>rem torch
You stop using a torch.

*>
*an Elf* drops a hunting knife.

*>get lantern
You get a lantern.
*>get belt
You get a plain leather belt.

*>
*an Elf* drops a dark coloured flask.

*>wear belt
You wear a plain leather belt about your waist.

*>
*an Elf* drops a plain cloak.

*>get flask
You get a dark coloured flask.

*>get all
You get the corpse of the hen.
You can't take a fire.
You get a hunting knife.
You get a plain cloak.

*>drop corpse
You drop the corpse.

*>wear all
You hold a torch.
You light a torch.
You fasten a lantern on your belt.
You light a lantern.
You fasten a dark coloured flask on your belt.
You fasten a hunting knife on your belt.
You wear a plain cloak about your body.

*>rem torch
You stop using a torch.

*>snl
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

*>
*an Elf* snickers softly.
*>alias snl snuff lantern
Ok.

*>snl
snuff lantern
Ok.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a shortbow
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a plain cloak (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a dark coloured flask
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)

*>in
You are carrying:
a torch
a strip of dried meat
a strip of dried meat

*>liq
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

*>
*an Elf* says 'you all set?'

*>alias liq look in quiver
Ok.

*>nod
You nod solemnly.

*>liq
look in quiver
quiver (used) : 
thirteen arrows
a dozen war arrows

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'nothing else?'

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a shortbow
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a plain cloak (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a dark coloured flask
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)

*>' xp :P
emote piper: xp :P
Ok.

*>' that packhorse maybe :P if i can kill it
emote piper: that packhorse maybe :P if i can kill it
Ok.

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'I could incapacitate the bull and disengage!'

*>alias , shoot
Ok.

*>nod
You nod solemnly.

*>
*an Elf* says 'bull'

*>' ok
st
emote piper: ok
Ok.

*>
You are already standing.

*>
*an Elf* says 'farmer brown!'

*>gig
You giggle.

*>
*an Elf* says 'wait here'

*>
*an Elf* leaves down.
A pack horse leaves down.

*>in
You are carrying:
a torch
a strip of dried meat
a strip of dried meat

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a shortbow
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a plain cloak (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a dark coloured flask
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)

*>alias ll light lantern
Ok.

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a shortbow
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a plain cloak (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a dark coloured flask
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.

*>
Farmer Brown yells 'HELP! *beep* is trying to kill me in Nice Fields!'
*>wher
Players in your zone
--------------------
Sp

*>cac
You cackle gleefully.

*>
Farmer Brown yells 'HELP! *beep* is trying to kill me in Nice Fields!'

*>
You begin to feel thirsty.

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a shortbow
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a plain cloak (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a dark coloured flask
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)

*>st
You are already standing.

*>down
The Barn
Exits: East South West Up.

*>
Farmer Brown yells 'HELP! *beep* is trying to kill me in Nice Fields!'

*>east
west
Barn Yard

Exits: East South West.
You see some frost on the ground now.
*>The Barn
Exits: East South West Up.
The ground no longer feels frosty.

*>ll
light lantern
Ok.

*>east
Barn Yard
Exits: East South West.
You see some frost on the ground now.

*>north
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*>east
Nice Fields
Farmer Brown is lying here, mortally wounded.
Exits: East South West.

*>west
Barn Yard
Exits: East South West.

*>east
Nice Fields
Farmer Brown is lying here, mortally wounded.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

*>
*an Elf* leaves west.
A pack horse leaves west.

*>k brown
*>
You hit Farmer Brown's right foot extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Farmer Brown's death cry.
Farmer Brown is dead! R.I.P.

*>west
Barn Yard
Exits: East South West.

*>west
The Barn
Exits: East South West Up.
The ground no longer feels frosty.

*>up
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: Down.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>' i got him!
emote piper: i got him!
Ok.

*>stat
OB: -1%, M_OB: 32%, DB: 20%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 194 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- novoid

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a shortbow
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a plain cloak (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a dark coloured flask
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)

*>
*an Elf* says 'farmer brown?'

*>nod
You nod solemnly.

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'good!'

*>nod
You nod solemnly.

*>
*an Elf* says 'xp?'

*>' yeah
emote piper: yeah
Ok.

*>' :P
emote piper: :P
Ok.

*>
*an Elf* says 'level?'

*>' 194 xp to lvl
emote piper: 194 xp to lvl
Ok.

*>shake
You shake your head.

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*>
*an Elf* says 'horse'

*>' ok
A pack horse stops following *an Elf*.
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's right hindfoot very hard.
emote piper: ok
Ok.

*>
You begin to feel hungry.
get strip pack
eat strip
get strip pack
eat strip

You are thirsty.

*>
You don't see a pack to get things from.

*>
You eat the meat.

*>
You don't see a pack to get things from.
*>
You eat the meat.
You are full.

*>
Saving Sp

*>st
You are already standing.

*>VARIABLE {target} --> {horse} added
shoot
Shoot whom?
A pack horse barely hits *an Elf*'s right hand and tickles it.
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's right forefoot extremely hard and shatters it.

*>shoot horse
You shoot a pack horse's body hard.

*>shoot horse
shoot horse
A pack horse swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him.

*>A pack horse swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him.

*>shoot horse
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's left hindleg very hard and shatters it.

shoot horse
You try to hit a pack horse, but he parries successfully.

*>*an Elf* sends a pack horse sprawling with a powerful bash.

You strongly shoot a pack horse's right hindleg and shatter it.

*>shoot horse
shoot horse
You shoot a pack horse's right hindfoot and shatter it.

*>*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's body extremely hard and shatters it.

Your attempt to hit a pack horse fails.
*>shoot horse
A pack horse seems to have recovered his senses.

You shoot a pack horse's right forefoot and shatter it.

*>
*an Elf* slashes a pack horse's right foreleg extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a pack horse's death cry.
A pack horse is dead! R.I.P.

*>' flee when awful
emote piper: flee when awful
Ok.

*>gig
You giggle.

*>rec
Recite what?

*>
*an Elf* says 'aw shit'

*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.

*>alias rec recover
Ok.

*>rec
recover
You search the surroundings for your missiles...

You recover 8 missiles and put them in your quiver.

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
*an Elf* says 'that'll work'
*>nod
You nod solemnly.

*>look
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

*>stat
OB: -1%, M_OB: 32%, DB: 20%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 174 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- novoid

*>
*an Elf* leaves down.

*>inf
You are a female Black N
You are 42 years, 0 months and 1 days old. 
You have played 0 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Sp
You are six feet one and weigh thirteen stone and four pounds.
Perception: vision 40, hearing 20, smell 5. Alertness: normal.
You are totally corrupted by the Evilness of Morgoth!
You are carrying twenty-eight pounds of equipment. A tad uncomfortable, but no problem.
Your base abilities are: Str:12 Int:19 Wis:14 Dex:13 Con:12 Wil:16 Per:14.
Offensive Bonus: 32%, Dodging Bonus: 20%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 31/31 hit, 123/123 mana, and 111/111 movement points.
You have scored 351 experience points and you have 214 travel points.
You need 174 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Morbeth.
You are thirsty.

You are subjected to the following temporary effects:
- noquit
- novoid
*>st
You are already standing.

*>
*>down
The Barn
Exits: East South West Up.

*>east
Barn Yard
Exits: East South West.
You see some frost on the ground now.

*>west
The Barn
Exits: East South West Up.
The ground no longer feels frosty.
You are thirsty.

*>south
The Barn
The corpse of the cow is lying here.
Exits: North South.

*>south
Chicken Coop
Exits: North East.

*>east
Pig Pen
The corpse of a pig is lying here.
Exits: North West.
You see some frost on the ground now.

*>north
Barn Yard
The corpse of the bull is lying here.
The healthy cow stands here grazing on the bright green grass.
Exits: North South.

*>VARIABLE {target} --> {cow} added
north
Barn Yard
Exits: East South West.

*>west
The Barn
Exits: East South West Up.
The ground no longer feels frosty.

*>up
The Loft
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The corpse of the hen is lying here.
Exits: Down.

*>wher
Players in your zone
--------------------
Sp

*>down
The Barn
Exits: East South West Up.

*>north
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*>east
Barn Yard
Exits: East South West.
You see some frost on the ground now.

*>east
Nice Fields
The corpse of Farmer Brown is lying here.
Exits: East South West.

*>west
Barn Yard
Exits: East South West.

*>north
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*>south
Barn Yard
The corpse of the bull is lying here.
The healthy cow stands here grazing on the bright green grass.
Exits: North South.

*>
Mrs. Brown yells 'HELP! *beep* is trying to kill me in Foyer!'

*>south
Pig Pen
The corpse of a pig is lying here.
Exits: North West.

*>west
Chicken Coop
Exits: North East.
The ground no longer feels frosty.

*>north
The Barn
The corpse of the cow is lying here.
Exits: North South.

*>north
The Barn
Exits: East South West Up.

*>west
The Well
A circular stone well has been built here.
Exits: North East.
You see some frost on the ground now.

*>drink water
pour water skin
You drink the water.
You are not thirsty anymore.
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There u see, we have spies allover the place, so whatch out pukes, we have infiltrated your ranks!
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Mammoth2001-07-02 15:15:19
I hoped in the end you'd let it buff something bigger behind a closable...
*yawn*
Üks2001-07-02 15:42:30
Khwaj...Laror...Burzum...i say this is old log.
*The bn*2001-07-02 15:54:45
quite old, but not too old
Balduran2001-07-02 16:12:02
Rockin :P
Devastator2001-07-02 16:13:21
Khwaj is still on of my favourites=P
Molak2001-07-02 16:38:41
heh
Tsejov2001-07-02 17:50:13
best logs in days
fredde2001-07-02 17:54:08
no comon! tell me tony is back! hehe
Edvard2001-07-02 18:47:23
no shit, i was playing hannibal, this log is ancient! =p
Kreil2001-07-02 20:14:48
Hrm.. the best part of this..//
Khwaj narrates 'laror the whore bash the wimpass barlok the retarded'//

__Lobster
A Director2001-07-03 05:06:22
ITS PERFECT!The story of A Whitie and A Darkie, Friends who cant be seen together in public who help each other and grow together and after years of training they meet again in the Battle Field but will they kill each other in war or will they live to be friends?*sniff* I smell an oscar!!!!!!!!im gonna get started on it RIGHT away!!!
Wryak2001-07-03 05:56:56
Damm but yeah all that it lacked was the death of elf .)
Unknown2001-07-03 11:46:45
true love is soooooo overpowered
Jumbo2001-07-03 14:40:08
remove the narrate and there where commands and it is perfect actually
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