Brave orcies
posted by Camân
2001-07-03 23:48:50
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Bashtrapping's fun...
The Small Hill
The corpse of a butterfly is lying here.
The corpse of a duck is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting Tri.
Tri the Dwarf is here, fighting *an Orc*.
Exits: East South Down.

*an Orc* sends Tri sprawling with a powerful bash.
*an Orc* crushes Tri's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Valamir has arrived from the east riding a pony.

Valamir utters the words 'lightning bolt'
*an Orc* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Valamir hits her.

Valamir begins some strange incantations...

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from below.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from below.
*an Orc* has arrived from below.
*a Troll* has arrived from below.
*a Troll* has arrived from below.
*an Orc* has arrived from below.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from below.
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
Valamir begins some strange incantations...

* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds Tri's left arm extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*a dreadful Orc* slashes Tri's body extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>flee

Valamir begins some strange incantations...

* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>*a dreadful Orc* slashes Tri's body very hard and shatters it.
You flee head over heels.

* R C>whoi tri
Tri is a level fifteen Dwarven Warrior.
Last login less than one hour ago from *.net.
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P(Screyo, izit, bleeeh i dunno)

--Do I have to mention he died?..
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Spamfleer2001-07-03 23:58:15
Fleeing when you never got hit is fun. =)
Camân2001-07-04 00:02:20
Better safe then sorry... I spamnuked the orcie with fireballs too since I haven't practiced spray..
Tsejov2001-07-04 00:45:38
only whines below this
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Devastator2001-07-04 00:48:48
Valamir and a couple of newbies fight some darkies =P
Anti-Devastator2001-07-04 00:51:26
And if that were whities that did that to dorks and s-trolls, it, of course, would have been WRONG! YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS FUCKING OVERKILLING SPAM KILLING LINKLESS KILLING FUCKERS. Thankfully, it was experienced players who felt the need to overkill some newbies with their darkies. Oh, how cool they be!
Mammoth2001-07-04 00:54:18
who do you think just spared Quincy (linkless) on oermg while 12 darkies around?
Fuck u Anti-Dev
When pukes are 6+ they always say OOO COULDNT SEE IN SPAM SORRY and loot
Unknown2001-07-04 00:54:21
my friend's got a girlfriend man he hates that bitch. he tells me everyday. i really gotta lose my chick, in the worst kinda way. she sits on her ass her works his hands to the bone, to give her money every payday. but she wants more dinero just to sit at home, well my friend you gotta say. i wont pay i wont pay i wont pay ya, no waaaaay. man why dont you get a job.
Melinda2001-07-04 01:05:15
Let me tell you about my other friend now... My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick, she tells me every day - He wants more dinero just to stay at home well my friend you gotta say... "i wont pay i wont pay i wont pay ya, no waaaaay, man why dont you get a job" Cackle, the Offspring rocks... *clap Unknown*




E2001-07-04 01:31:39
offspring is ok...
Ethar2001-07-04 01:31:57
ok, fuck, i made that comment above... *Slap self*
Fredde2001-07-04 01:51:01
offspring is children pop. they suck so fucking hard! real music is Cat Stevens!
Mammoth2001-07-04 04:52:13
TEeen music owns. KORN! YEEEEEEE TOOL! W000t w0000t! BRITTNEY
Devastator2001-07-04 06:51:14
Lol
Wryak2001-07-04 07:11:25
I thought Melinda only listens to boybands? :/
Jaron2001-07-04 07:39:44
No offence but todays offspring blows goats
Core2001-07-04 08:25:32
Sober by TOOL is prob the best song ever!
Cagim2001-07-04 12:25:47
Fredde is so right! Offspring is mainstream fuckmusic!
Cagim2001-07-04 12:26:11
Cat stevens,dire straits and Die Prinzen!1
Wryak2001-07-04 13:31:51
Bah, everything sucks where the musicians don't have tight leather pants!
Edvard2001-07-04 14:24:32
so... you were 3 on 1, they got 8 on 3... quit whining, overkillingpuke! *grin*
Edvard2001-07-04 14:25:09
and Nod Wryak, tight lederhosen is all that matters..
Tri2001-07-05 01:36:34
Son of a bitch!
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