From a bit ago havent got around to edit and
post was fun.
Older log about 3 weeks ago but never got around
to edit the long ass bitch but finally did it.
Shitloads of fun out west-----
All kills one room away or in my room shown...
Overall OVER 30 pukes ripped it that day...
Over 350k worth...
West of Bree
A body lies on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
A skull is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
*an Elf* is standing here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
*a Half-Elf* is here trying to concentrate, riding a pack horse.
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
*a noble Elf* is here, riding a pack horse, fighting *a dreadful Orc*
(glowing).
*a powerful Man* is here, riding a warhorse (glowing).
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*a powerful Man* is here, riding a trained horse.
*a Dwarf* is standing here (glowing).
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, riding a horse.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
*a noble Half-Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a pony.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a noble Elf* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, fighting *Relim the Dúnadan Man*.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
Splooge has arrived from the west.
Kaan has arrived from the west.
Draggy has arrived from the west.
Gothia has arrived from the west.
Llort has arrived from the west.
Britney has arrived from the west.
Suka has arrived from the west.
Üks has arrived from the west.
Lammoth has arrived from the west.
Norman has arrived from the west.
Wroom has arrived from the west.
Devastator (dev) has arrived from the west.
Hmm how did he die!? PACKET LOSS!!!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Hobbit*'s death cry.
*a Hobbit* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Smrtihlav utters the words 'diesilla barh'
A lightning bolt from Smrtihlav shatters *an Elf*.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *an Elf*.
You hit *an Elf*'s left foot extremely hard and shatter it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *an Elf*.
* the wight-lord:Awful Smrtihlav:Hurt>
Norman smites the wight-lord's body extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear the wight-lord's death cry.
The wight-lord is dead! R.I.P.
The wight-lord disappears into nothing.
Ohh and Bombadil here is a warning...
* Tom Bombadil:Wounded>
Tom Bombadil hits your body extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
Pukes come when fighting Bombadil this is what they get...
Devastator (dev) pounds *a Half-Elf*'s right leg extremely hard and shatters
it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Half-Elf*'s death cry.
*a Half-Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Üks smites Tom Bombadil's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Tom Bombadil's death cry.
Tom Bombadil is dead! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of Tom Bombadil.
*LICK*
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We come back for Tom and his wife this TIME!
Tom Bombadil yells 'Who is hurting Goldberri?!'
Goldberry yells 'HELP! Smrtyhlav is triang to kall me yn The Maan Ruom!'
Britney pounds Goldberry's left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Goldberry's death cry.
Goldberry is dead! R.I.P.
Gobbler hits Tom Bombadil's body extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes!
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear Tom Bombadil's death cry.
Tom Bombadil is dead! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of Tom Bombadil.
Kralor slashes Old-Man Willow's branch extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Old-Man Willow's death cry.
Old-Man Willow is dead! R.I.P.
Kloonk hits *a Man*'s head extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Then pukes enter our tunnels thinking they can fight... BAD MISTAKE!
There goes 1 when not in room...
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Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
You hit *a Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
You hit *a powerful Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a powerful Man*'s death cry.
*a powerful Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Another when not in room...
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Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
Kralor slashes *a noble Elf*'s right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *an Elf*.
Chewer hits *a Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Yes!
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.
*a Dwarf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
Chewer hits *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.
*a Dwarf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
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Then just wandering around we show the pukes
why they arent safe around Bree/Fnost...
Muhûgar pounds *a Half-Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Half-Elf*'s death cry.
*a Half-Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
You hit *a Half-Elf*'s left arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Yes!
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Half-Elf*'s death cry.
*a Half-Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
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Some packet loss here!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Üks smites *a Hobbit*'s right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Hobbit*'s death cry.
*a Hobbit* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Suka hits *a noble Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*a noble Elf* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
Draggy hits *a noble Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *an Elf*.
You hit *a Hobbit*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
You feel more experienced.
Yes!
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Hobbit*'s death cry.
*a Hobbit* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Then couldnt rent with eye so had some fun hehe...!
*>
You point an obsidian eye at Tramm.
Tramm seems to be blinded!
*>cack
r
You cackle gleefully.
*>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
*>laugh
Bodycast narrates 'heh, typical lowyn manuver'
*>gig
You fall down laughing.
*>
You giggle.
*>
Guano giggles.
*>
Chewer giggles.
Kosmo giggles.
*>
Bodycast giggles at your silly antics.
*>laugh
Sharmak narrates 'whare maet '
*>
You fall down laughing.
*>nar LOL
Gobbler giggles at Tramm's silly antics.
*>
Ok.
*>
Tramm swears : #@*"*&^$%@*&! !!!!!
*>nar sorry
Ok.
*>
Smrtihlav narrates 'we lb fort inn'
*>
Gobbler pats Tramm on his head.
*>
Mantra giggles.
*>l
Adorable narrates 'we lbinv'
*>Cave
A pair of black padded boots lie on the ground here.
A dagger lies on the ground.
A broadsword made of a dark metal lies here.
A small hunting knife lies on the ground.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A map of Bree is lying on the ground.
A patch of moss grows here on a wet, flat stone.
The great warlord Lothar stands here forever frozen in time.
A large torch lies here among the dust.
A quiver lies on the ground.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Sìn the Black Númenórean is standing here.
Mantra the Black Númenórean is resting here.
Kosmo the Orc is resting here.
Bodycast the Cave Troll is standing here.
Chewer the Cave Troll is resting here.
Gobbler the Cave Troll is resting here.
Draggy the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Kasama the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Tubig the Black Númenórean is resting here (shrouded).
Guano the Cave Troll is standing here.
Suka the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Kolakas the Cave Troll is standing here.
Tramm is standing here.
Llort the Cave Troll is standing here.
Dwas the Mountain Troll is standing here.
*>
Zlobr narrates 'how many they?'
*>
Tavariz has arrived from the south.
Massey has arrived from the south.
*>
Kosmo stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
*>sc
437/437 hit, and 120/120 moves.
*>
Kosmo opens the tendrils.
*>
Kosmo leaves up.
*>
Dwas hungrily devours a black pair of padded boots.
*>use eye massey
Nah...
You feel too relaxed to do that..
*>t
stand
You stop resting, and stand up.
*>use eye massey
You point an obsidian eye at Massey.
Nothing seems to happen.
*>
Tavariz sits down and rests.
*>
Splooge narrates 'fucking rediculas'
*>use eye massey
Tubig stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
Sìn narrates 'ANyone have a ruby clothes fgc's lying arond yer packs, pls
share :)'
*>
You point an obsidian eye at Massey.
Massey seems to be blinded!
*>
Tramm grunts: who the phuk was this?
*>
Tubig begins some strange incantations...
*>r
Chewer narrates 'we come fort at night?'
*>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
Kosmo has arrived from above.
*>gig
Massey looks around slowly as if looking for something hidden in the room.
*>
You giggle.
*>
Splooge narrates 'coulda been a huge fucking trap'
*>
Tubig utters the word 'ghafz'
Saving Horas.
*>t
Tubig sits down and rests.
*>Kosmo closes the tendrils.
stand
You stop resting, and stand up.
*>
Kosmo sits down and rests.
*>rem eye
Guano giggles.
*>
You stop using an obsidian eye.
*>drop eye
d
s
You drop the eye.
*>u
e
Caved-in Tunnel
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
An old, strong cave troll is standing here.
An old, strong cave troll is standing here.
An old, strong cave troll is standing here.
Exits: North South.
Guano has suddenly arrived.
o>At a Nexus
Exits: North East South West Up.
Guano has arrived from the north.
o>A Stone Stair
A large skin is lying here.
A metal breastplate is on the ground.
A pair of chain mail leggings are lying here.
A pair of ring mail sleeves are lying here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A small metal shield is on the ground.
Exits: East Down.
Guano has arrived from below.
o>offer
A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A wide pair of snowshoes lies on the ground here.
A pair of soft leather sleeves are lying here.
A pot helm is on the ground here.
A statue of Aucher the Troll is here.
A thin pair of soft leather boots are on the ground.
A thin pair of soft leather pants are lying here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Splooge the Cave Troll is standing here.
Shazam the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Exits: West.
Guano has arrived from the west.
o>Grinder tells you 'It will cost you 1 gold coin, 2 silver pennies, and 95
copper pennies per day.'
You have enough money for 11 months.
Well that concludes it one of the more fun raids
I have ever been in....