Attempted roleplay w of Bree goes wrong.
posted by Eomund
2001-07-07 16:47:25
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2 orcs vs a roleplaying Rohirrim (lvl 19) goes wrong when his usual alias bo (ba
This is a little used character so my bo Bash *orc* alias ended up a bounce and threw me
off a bit. At least I managed to roleplay a little.... but bad typing cost me dearly.
 
* R W C>e
iOld East Road Meets Greenway
Bodies lie piled on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =North= =East= =South= =West=.
Nim has arrived from the west.
 
* R W C>
 
A butterfly has arrived from the south.
 
* R W C>*a dreadful Orc* smites Nim's head extremely hard and shatters it.
You are carrying:
a steel-tipped lance (brand new)
a mace
a shortsword (dented)
a fine pelt
 
* R W C>
Nim barely pierces *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickles it.
 
* R W C>w
Large Road
Exits: =East= =West=.
 
* R W C>e
bo
Old East Road Meets Greenway
Bodies lie piled on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting Nim.
Nim the Hobbit is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
Exits: =North= =East= =South= =West=.
 
* R W C>BOIINNNNNNGG!
Nim barely pierces *a dreadful Orc*'s left leg and tickles it.
 
* R W C>c
*a dreadful Orc* sends Nim sprawling with a powerful bash.
 
* R W C>ma
cha mood aggressive
Ok.
 
* R W C>b o
*a dreadful Orc* smites Nim's left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
 
* bash >rcx
Olórion has arrived from the north riding a warhorse.
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite Nim, but he parries successfully.
 
* R W C>*or
Olórion leaves south riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C>c
Olórion has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C>*
 
Olórion begins some strange incantations...
Nim seems to have recovered his senses.
 
* R W C>
Nim panics, and attempts to flee.
Nim leaves east.
 
* R W C>
Nim has arrived from the east.
 
* R W C>
Nim panics, and attempts to flee.
Nim leaves north.
Olórion utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*a dreadful Orc* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Olórion hits him.
*a dreadful Orc* swiftly dodges Olórion's attempt to pierce him.
 
* R W C>Olórion begins some strange incantations...
 
Olórion utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
Olórion sprays *a dreadful Orc* with painfully bright, concentrated rays of
light.
 
Olórion begins some strange incantations...
*a dreadful Orc* sends Olórion sprawling with a powerful bash.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
 
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
 
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
 
* R W C>k
A butterfly leaves west.
 
* R W C>il
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite Olórion, but he parries successfully.
 
* R W C>*orc8
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
 
* R W C>
They aren't here.
 
* R W C>kil *
Nim has arrived from the north.
 
* R W C>orc
Olórion seems to have recovered his senses.
 
* R W C>8
Olórion panics, and attempts to flee.
Olórion leaves east riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C>
 
Nim leaves east.
 
* R W C>They aren't here.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C>kil *orc*
They aren't here.
 
* R W C>
Olórion has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C>
Nim has arrived from the east.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Olórion leaves west riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C>
Nim leaves west.
 
* R W C>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C>kil *orc8
The night has begun.
You feel very bad, you scratch yourself.
You are hungry.
 
* R W C*
 
Olórion yells 'haha'
 
* R W C>They aren't here.
 
* R W C>
Olórion has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C>k
Olórion leaves east riding a warhorse.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C>o
 
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C>
Olórion has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C>kill *orc*
They aren't here.
 
* R W C>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Olórion begins some strange incantations...
 
* R W C>
*a dreadful Orc* smites Olórion's body hard.
 
* R W C>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
Olórion begins some strange incantations...
 
* R W C>ko
 
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C>
 
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
 
* R W C>* R W C *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt Olórion:Fine>
kill *orc*
You stab *a dreadful Orc*'s right foot extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Olórion utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*a dreadful Orc* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Olórion hits him.
 
* R W C *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt Olórion:Fine>
Olórion tries to pierce *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.
 
* R W C *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Olórion panics, and attempts to flee.
Olórion leaves south riding a warhorse.
 
cm* R W C *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>a
b*a dreadful Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
cha mood aggressive
Ok.
 
* R W C *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>bash
 
* R W C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
 
* R W C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>1
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
 
 
2
3* R W C HP:Fine>
4
 
Olórion has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
Your head stops stinging.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>emote cries 'Forth Eorlings!!'
Ok.
Olórion leaves east riding a warhorse.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>*a dreadful Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.
emote cries 'For Rohan!' and raises his spear in defiance.
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>emote of Eastfold raises his horn and blows it.
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>emote cries 'For Rohan and the King! Charge!'
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>1
2
emote cries 'Forth Eorlings!!'
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>emote cries 'For Rohan!' and raises his spear in defiance.
Ok.
A butterfly has arrived from the west.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>
Movin narrates 'lets fight bree orcs!'
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>ko
 
Olórion yells 'hahaha'
 
* R W C HP:Fine>
The coach from Bree rolls past you, heading towards Fornost.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>kill *orc*
They aren't here.
 
* R W C HP:Fine>c
cast 'cure serious'
You start to concentrate...
 
You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but you keep him at bay.
You stab *a dreadful Orc*'s body extremely hard.
A young ranger has arrived from the north.
 
* R W C Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>ko
* R W C Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
kill *orc*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
Chipsdvärg narrates 'Jeah, scare'em off!'
 
3
* R W C Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'bfzahp ay bfugtizgg'
You stab *a dreadful Orc*'s body extremely hard.
 
2
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
 
* R W C Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>emote of Eastfold raises his horn and
 blows it.
Ok.
 
* R W C Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>12
emote cries 'For Rohan!' and raises his spear in defiance.
Ok.
 
* R W C Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>emote cries 'For Eastfold!' and lower
s his spear in readiness.
Ok.
 
* R W C Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
 
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
A young ranger tries to slash *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.
 
b
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
The last ashes blow in the wind as the fire slowly disappears.
 
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
A butterfly has arrived from the south.
 
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>12
 
Olórion narrates 'hahaa. 2 orcs cant hit me in a bash! and im noname. love it!'
 
2
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
A butterfly leaves north.
 
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>3
4
*a dreadful Orc* swiftly dodges a young ranger's attempt to slash him.
 
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
 
*a dreadful Orc* smites your right leg extremely hard.
 
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a dreadful Orc* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
That really HURT!
 
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Saving Eomund.
 
*a dreadful Orc* leaves north riding a hungry warg.
Your head stops stinging.
 
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>bash
 
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
A young ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at Old East Road Meets Greenway!'
 
c
Your bash at *a dreadful Orc* sends him sprawling.
 
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>emote cries 'For Eastfold!' a
nd lowers his spear in readiness.
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>emote cries 'For Rohan!' and
raises his spear in defiance.
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>emote of Eastfold raises his
horn and blows it.
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>emote cries 'For Rohan and th
e King! Charge!'
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>cast 'cure serious'
You start to concentrate...
 
b
A butterfly leaves east.
 
A young ranger barely slashes *a dreadful Orc*'s right foot and tickles it.
 
5
*a dreadful Orc* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a dreadful Orc* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>emote sings the battlesong o
f Rohan and then the tales of Eorl.
Ok.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
A young ranger barely slashes *a dreadful Orc*'s left foot and tickles it.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You stab *a dreadful Orc*'s body extremely hard.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>fle
You flee head over heels.
Large Road
Exits: =East= =West=.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>e
 
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
You feel very bad, you scratch yourself.
You are hungry.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>w
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>w
 
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>Old East Road
Exits: =North= =East=.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>w
w
w
*a dreadful Orc* barely slashes your left arm and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
w
w
Old East Road
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =North= =East=.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>w
w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>w
n
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>w
n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You stab *a dreadful Orc*'s right leg hard.
*a dreadful Orc* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for
 your life!
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for
 your life!
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for
 your life!
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>fleNo way! 
You are fighting
for your life!
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* stops using a dark broadsword.
*a dreadful Orc* decisively draws a fell blade.
 
* R W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>e
n
w
*a dreadful Orc* smites your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
 
You are dead! Sorry...
 
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
 
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
 
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
 
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Nim tells you 'you ok'
 
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>l
Halls of Mandos
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A Warning Sign for new players is here.
Einestaja the Half-Elf is standing here.
 
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>tell nim mandos
Your voice doesn't reach from here!
 
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>sleep
You go to sleep.
 
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>stat
OB: 93%, DB: -49%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 50. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 359,396 xp, 1,642 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
 
* W C HP:Awful>sc
29/272 hit, 90/90 mana, and 118/127 moves.
 
* W C HP:Bad>sc
31/272 hit, 90/90 mana, and 122/127 moves.
 
* W C HP:Bad>inf
You are a male Rohirrim.
You are 54 years and 3 days old.
You have played 2 days and 20 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Eomund the Man Rider (level 19).
You are five feet six and weigh ten stone and twelve pounds.
Perception: vision 47, hearing -34, smell -71. Alertness: normal.
You must have been sent to Arda to free it from the sorrows that weigh upon it.
You are welcome in Bree, Fornost, the Grey Havens, and Rivendell.
You are carrying 0 pounds of equipment. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:17 Int:9 Wis:13 Dex:15 Con:17 Wil:14 Per:10.
Offensive Bonus: 93%, Dodging Bonus: -49%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 31/272 hit, 90/90 mana, and 124/127 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy. 
You will flee if your hit points go below 50.
You have scored 3,180,604 experience points and you have 10,508 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 359,396 exp. points and 1,642 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Westron.
You will swim if necessary.
You will climb if necessary.
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Zoone2001-07-07 17:01:12
that was cool :)
Tsejov2001-07-07 17:07:18
no it sucked but hey zoone - i will kill you!
Ilmarin2001-07-07 17:57:26
Bad bad typos there.
Dengue2001-07-07 18:12:41
Ever see a 3 eyed fish???
Horas2001-07-07 18:17:30
I sunrip
Rogon2001-07-07 18:22:56
Olorion showing true puke spirits, running away from a fight then bravelry narrates that he wasnt hit. woofuckinghoo
Boargh2001-07-07 18:25:44
Huuuuuge comfies Horas
Unknown2001-07-07 19:10:46
steel-tipped lance? sub?
Olorion2001-07-07 20:27:27
Rogon, since you dont know shit.. I fought them until they left east.
So...shutit!
Aschit2001-07-07 21:28:42
I've tried that tactic too...but no matter how much you spam them, it isn't fatal :(
Ogyf2001-07-07 21:48:20
Your death shall be avenged! FORTH EORLINGAS!
adroit2001-07-07 21:57:50
perhaps you should try fighting rather than spamming them with emotes, which I believe is against some rule as well
Eomund2001-07-08 03:29:42
Since when is emote roleplaying against some rule?? I'd prefer to make a fight
interesting and die than just kill. And yes typos killed me. I needed that bash
*orc* alias. Booiiiinnngg doesnt work too well *ponder*....
Wryak2001-07-08 13:05:55
You know, in the books, every now and then people actually fight instead of yelling stupid stuff! I know you must like braindead books w lots of fancy dialogs during swordplay, but spamming is NOT fighting, and even if you consider it roleplaying and it "could be"... but why not try to fight? add an emote to every bash, or every 25th time you hit etc. instead of trying to spam 50 lines in 1 single room before you die. Some creativity from you wannabe roleplayers. Oh btw ever heard the phrase 'Forth Eorlingas!' not Eorlings, damn americans.
Devastator2001-07-09 08:10:33
Ehe nod Wryak
Eomund2001-07-12 11:00:51
I cant recall seeing many people even try to emote during fights... and I am
not american!!!
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