Mume in the Eyes of a Lowbie
posted by Mulgrim
2001-07-11 22:37:25
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Little ole me trying to run from bree to shire in order to kill a few cows etc .
Old East Road Meets Greenway
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Estelle the Dúnadan is standing here.
Darelth the Elf is here, riding a pack horse.
Plip the Hobbit is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: =North= =East= =South= =West=.

*>w
w
Large Road
Exits: =East= =West=.

*>w
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.

*>Old East Road
You see two lanterns on the ground.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
Vintage the Half-Elf is standing here.
Exits: =North= =East=.
Vintage leaves east.

*>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*>w
Old East Road
The corpse of a butterfly is lying here.
Exits: =South= =West=.

*>w
w
Old East Road
Exits: =East= South =West=.

*>Old East Road
*Sharmak the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =North= =East=.

*>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*>n
w
w
Old East Road
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Exits: =South= =West=.

*>Old East Road
Exits: =East= =West=.

*>w
Old East Road
The corpse of a tall stag is lying here.
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
A duck is here, quacking happily.
Exits: =East= =West=.

*>w
Old East Road
Exits: =East= South =West=.

*>s
Old East Road
Exits: =East= =West=.

*>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*>Old East Road
Exits: =East= =West=.

*>w
w
Old East Road
Exits: =North= =East=.

*>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*>
*Sharmak the Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

*>n

*a dreadful Orc* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>w
w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* stabs your right hand extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>w
w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>*a dreadful Orc* smites your right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
You are already attempting to flee!

* HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
Exits: =South= =West=.

* HP:Hurt>
*Sharmak the Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>n
n
flee

*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
*Sharmak the Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>*Sharmak the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to stab you.

* HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>*a dreadful Orc* slashes your left foot very hard.
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
Exits: =North= =East=.

* HP:Hurt>s
s

*Sharmak the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.

* HP:Hurt>*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
*a dreadful Orc* stops using an engraved broadsword.
*a dreadful Orc* masterfully draws an engraved warhammer.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Orc* stabs your body extremely hard and shatters it.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>n

You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
Exits: =South= =West=.

* HP:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
Exits: =East= =West=.

* HP:Wounded>w
w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Wounded>Old East Road
Exits: =East= =West=.

* HP:Wounded>Gray narrates 'darkwoman'

Old East Road
Exits: =East= =West= Up.

* HP:Wounded>w
w
w

*Sharmak the Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* HP:Wounded>*a dreadful Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Orc* strongly slashes your left leg and shatters it.
*Sharmak the Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>Eldor narrates 'mume time?'
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
*Sharmak the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =East= =West=.

* HP:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
Old East Road
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =East= =West= Up.
*Sharmak the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to stab you.
*a dreadful Orc* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Dying *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>w
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...
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balzak2001-07-11 22:42:07
Comf, spam faster?
Unknown2001-07-11 22:49:15
Some of us do not have superlinks to spam faster.
Mulgrim2001-07-11 22:53:22
Why the fuck are uruks burning the corpse/eq of level 12 newbies? I say it's time for MORE rangers to be placed near bree. It's just crazy that we lowbies get molested like this!
Coach to Shire2001-07-11 22:57:24
At next reboot.
Edvard2001-07-11 23:09:39
hahahaha i loved the beginning of this log "Little ole me trying to run from bree to shire in order to kill a few cows etc ...." =p
Lochdale2001-07-11 23:29:01
Its called a good link vs. a crap link. Hard to spam against that. Still, as a lowbie, if you meet 5 orcs you probably should rip.
Saeth2001-07-11 23:37:38
Hmmm, coach to Hobbiton from Bree sounds nice for lowbies. IMHO.
Bornack2001-07-12 00:16:06
i must say that sharmak is truly the best pker in the world!!!
Common Sense to2001-07-12 00:36:58
He overkilled a lowbie....and hes the best pker in the world?....................
David2001-07-12 00:58:34
hahahaha.. "Common Sense" doesnt know what sarchasm is! bwahahaha =) dumbass! =P
Aschit2001-07-12 02:23:20
What exactly IS 'sarchasm'?
Common Sense to2001-07-12 04:37:47
Yes....Its SO easy to understand Sarcasm online! I guess I should look for the HTML tags so I know for sure when someone is being sarcastic.
Skojardu2001-07-12 05:00:23
If you dont know when some1 is sarcastic - you prolly should stop sitting infront of the computer and get out in rl more often.
Kaldae2001-07-12 05:35:44
Load this:
FOR (*orc* level 21+) DO (load rangers*2) IF zone west of neni.
-- And yes, i have died to rangers a few times myself, but if 8 orcs CAN RAID oer to bwb like this, we need more rangers. If they are 8 in ONE group, then make rangers move in atleast group of 16, if not even more.
Sauros to Mulgr2001-07-12 06:52:56
Because pukes do the same shit to little *orcs*
Dork2001-07-12 07:19:17
Did you notice that he spammed w 5 xs in the right direction they caught him before spam was over and hit! him. Thats why the mume population does not grow. We actually play two diferent games. The game of the fast link and the game of the crap link. AGAIN SPAM TAKES NO SKILL
Dork2001-07-12 07:19:52
Did you notice that he spammed w 5 xs in the right direction they caught him before spam was over and hit! him. Thats why the mume population does not grow. We actually play two diferent games. The game of the fast link and the game of the crap link. AGAIN SPAM TAKES NO SKILL
Devastator2001-07-12 08:19:59
Hey Sko show ur ugly face someday on warrens again=) Kaldae, fuck you.
Mulgrim to Saur2001-07-12 08:53:12
Ah ... well my characters don't do that to darkies when I play puke. *shrug*
Sharmak2001-07-12 09:09:27
OK then again how many was pukes there, + some 8 rangers in zone! U ppl only whine! whine whine whine, and where da fuck should i know that u are a friggin lowbi, and ppl saing that i am fast linked - LAUGH! I just pre spamm and choose places where it is not so good to flee away! And burning corpses makes me feel good! Btw i HATE pukes!!!
Unknown2001-07-12 09:15:02
Face the truth - lowbie/newbie orcs/trolls/bns die 25x less often than whitie newbies around bree and fnost. About rangers i may say they often sit 4 in same room not moving for hours (irl) - between oermg and bwb theres no hardeneds in patrol so often that any lowbie can feel safe. Who die usually to rangers? slowlinked bns. Make coach/wagon to shire or do smthn else for lowbies...
Core2001-07-12 09:21:19
Muahhahhahha, go and fuck yourself Unknown, Warrens is under constand raid, Orcs have actually go outside caves to tp, ever heard of that, and newbie bns die like flies, get your facts stright before you whine. You don't need a coach to go to shire, you need to get a better area knowledge instead. And why da hell if you are a lowlevel and the orcs are there do you stay in that area, Mume is a big place, and there are more areas than Bree/Fornost to exp in, bawahhahhahha. DIE PUKESCUM DIE!
Sharmak2001-07-12 10:21:20
GO CORE GO! :) Thats the true orc spirit!
Lammoth2001-07-12 10:30:42
In books pukes killed ALONE tons of orcs´(remember Boromir?) Now Kaldae wants 2 overpowered puke mobs vs 1 orc.HAHAHAHAAHA. wimps
Frantic2001-07-12 11:15:22
Mulgrim, if you managed to escape to Brandywine Bridge, it would have given you the biggest adrenaline rush you could get on mume, except for your first PK. You didn't manage to escape, so now you're complaining. You just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. It should fuel your anger against darkies, to make sure you get high enough level to PK. I suggest you stick to GH if you want to play a safe, tedious game and if you still need to complain about something, where were all the Bree Legends to protect you?
Prist2001-07-12 11:42:19
Bwahahahhahahaaa, haven't laughed so hard in ages when i read the last unknowns comment... been xping lowbie puke lately, have died just ONCE at lvl 11 when was bad from xpin and died in one hit...:P bree/fnost/bwb areas are 90% safe if u simply stay out of main roads when orcpacks are moving around and can spam you down easily... sheesh, want to see my history? I believe prist has 40+ deaths before hero level and 30+ deaths at legend level, sheesh, show me some pukes that have died as much? those that are COMPLETE newbies should stick to gh/bm until they got some clue, after all, that's why those areas were created, no?
Tharain2001-07-12 11:54:16
log and all comments were whines=) get better link
Sauros to Mulgr2001-07-12 12:28:14
My chars do not do that either, as well as I don't spamloot, but that was just to give an explanation. (Do you have a high lvl puke that comes pick on lowlvl orcs at slag.?)
Let's add up so many rangers that there has to be 30+ orcs to enter Bree zones :p and *nod* Devastator.
Ethar2001-07-12 17:46:32
im going to go out on a limb and say link had nothin to do with that, he just didnt spam right "alas, you cannot go that way..." etc, and i can outspam people like mammoth and im on 350 ms (unless he is pounding they keys equally as fast!)
faint2001-07-12 18:01:46
amen to that prist

i think nush has about 120 deaths totally

maybe 30 mobrips and 30 linkless/afk rips
*pat self*
and maybe 30% of pk deaths inside shady =)
Re: Ethar (Asch2001-07-12 18:25:55
It's not as hard to outspam a solo person as it is a group: the leader spams dirs, followers spam k *target*. End of fight :)
Dork2001-07-12 22:49:00
And that is the point. Link speed enhances spam killing. Pound that keyboard
Spunt2001-07-13 13:43:18
Our gods can programe the same fast link to all players. It's a posible. But the question is, if they want to do something that.
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