Read and let me know what you think
posted by tbadtestman
2001-07-15 20:58:55
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Just read and give me your thoughts
*>info
You are a male Dúnadan.
You are 35 years and 1 day old.
You have played no time (real time).
This ranks you as Tbadtestman the Man Apprentice (level 1).
You are five feet nine and weigh ten stone and thirteen pounds.
Perception: vision 40, hearing -10, smell -25. Alertness: normal.
You find a form of beauty in other's pains.
You are welcome in Tharbad.
You are carrying 0 pounds of equipment. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:8 Int:9 Wis:8 Dex:9 Con:8 Wil:10 Per:9.
Offensive Bonus: 2%, Dodging Bonus: 8%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 28/28 hit, 57/57 mana, and 95/95 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy. 
You will fight to the death.
You have scored 1 experience points and you have 0 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 999 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Westron.

*>pick door s
-You begin to try to pick the lock...

\|/-\|/-\|/open door s
-The lock finally yields to your skill.

*>
Ok.

Im a cit of Tharbad, so i should be okay to enter the office of the guy who protects tharbad...

*>s
The Chief of Thieves' Office
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A grim bodyguard is here, sworn to protect the Chief.
A grim bodyguard is here, sworn to protect the Chief.
A grim bodyguard is here, sworn to protect the Chief.
A grim bodyguard is here, sworn to protect the Chief.
A grim bodyguard is here, sworn to protect the Chief.
A figure, cloaked indiscernibly in the corner, looks at you piercingly.
The Chief of Tharbad is standing here.
Exits: North.
The warlock utters the word 'gaiqhjabral'
The warlock is surrounded by a white aura.
The warlock utters the word 'gaiqhjabral'
The Chief of Tharbad is surrounded by a white aura.

*>
The Chief's bodyguard pierces your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
Your attempt to hit the Chief's bodyguard fails.

* HP:Wounded the Chief's bodyguard:Healthy>
The Chief of Tharbad says 'How dare you disturb my peace, Tbadtestman?'
The Chief of Tharbad slashes your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.

You are dead! Sorry...

Guess not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*>
The voice of Axel whispers to you 'read help pray first'

*>tell axel no i know how to play mume, this is a test char
No-one by that name here...

*>pray no i know how to play mume, this is a test char
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

*>pray hence the name tbadtestman  {Silly gods, they cant understand english}
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

*>
The voice of Lia whispers to you 'Well, get to the point?'

o>pray the chief in tharbad is here to protect tharbad and its citizens correct?
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

o>pray am i correct or wrong in that
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

o>
The voice of Axel whispers to you 'who told ya that? maybe narrate and ask
your fellow mortals - only pray if u think u found a bug or similar' {thought that was supposed to be posted on a board}

{once again silly gods dont know even what to do}

o>
Saving Tbadtestman.

o>pray if the chief is not supposed to protect its citizens then why does he come out when orcs or trolls enter?
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

{they are trying to ignore me} HA its not giong to work

*>pray so if he does not protect its citizens why does he come out when orcs and trolls enter?
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

Saving Tbadtestman.

*>
The voice of Miser whispers to you 'Its called city defence.. now please keep
these question to narrates and not pray' {so hes just a city defence so really no purpose good good}

*>nar okay fellow mume players i have a question for you all, that the gods decided not to answer for me
Ok.

*>
Helios narrates 'still moors?'

*>
Khzandros narrates '
Ok.. anyone in rdell got a full metalset, ornate, engrawed
broadwsword, good shield, bsb etc ?'

*>
Someone narrates 'any have a spare branch?'

*>
Bohemond narrates 'no glow in moors at least'

*>nar the chief in tbad protects its citizens correct, it comes out when orcs and trolls enter
Ok.

*>
Tuén narrates 'laugh'

*>
Shorty narrates 'it hits anyone when its outside'

*>nar he says if you are not a cit on the city key he will kill you
Ok.

*>
Wezron narrates 'guards and chief hits random ppl' {wrong they kill everything}

*>
Saving Tbadtestman.

*>
Shorty narrates 'he kills you anywya'

*>nar so he obviolsly likes its citizens
Ok.

*>
Ganon narrates 'you can hace they key either way...it doesnt matter'  {thanks captian obvious}

*>nar i know
Ok.

*>
Ganon narrates 'the key means nothin'

*>nar but i thought this was supposed to be role-playish
Ok.

*>
Clint narrates 'Im out to kill they who make me say such stupid things'

*>
Ganon narrates 'its just some description making it scary'

*>
Ulla narrates 'mume rpish, heh, nice joke' {that is what i have been finding out}

*>
Fenir narrates 'anyone in forlond ? please give me a tell.'

*>
Ganon narrates 'LOL clint!'

*>
Gilbrethil narrates 'clap clint, u rock bigtime'

*>
Gilbrethil narrates 'go nuke ganon for exsample *snore*'

*>
Wezron narrates 'bug about tharbad makes guards hit all players nomatter race
. if darkies in and fighting something. including mobs'

*>nar and the only reason the chief is around is to load no trax, iron ring and city defence {what i have come to find out}
Ok.

*>
Ganon narrates '*blink*'

*>nar city defence, hmmm
Ok.

*>nar i think that means protecting its citizens {makes sence to me}
Ok.
Clint narrates 'ganon is my friend, Ill kick your ass gilbrethil'

*>
Pandion narrates 'ok rhodry, you can have ford-lb area as your pk area now'

*>nar yet he kills them anyway {this does not make sence}
Ok.

*>
Ganon narrates 'who charmin clint?'

*>nar damn chief is messed up {way to much muave petals i guess}
Ok.

*>
Pandion narrates 'do you want it? :p'

*>nar anyone agree?
Ok.

*>
Saving Tbadtestman.

*>
Wezron narrates 'any1 trade me vellumscroll for my corberyl ?'
Ganon narrates 'with my mage i charmed clint but i need a shitload of command
to command him'

*>
Gilbrethil narrates 'wait, wasn't rdell area belonging to Ginlon?'

*>
Notus narrates 'ehyowt hpvp Jhz mprpa fhme rofky'

*>
Helios narrates 'any1 i can exp with?'

*>
Rhodry narrates 'hm no tracks ford *glare*'

*>nar okay, guess you all dont care, well then good bye {obviously the only thing people care about is gaining
levels, maxing their eq out. and geting to that 100 level, oh what fun for the rest of us who just want to role-play}
Ok.

*>
Ganon narrates 'huh?'

*>quit
Goodbye, friend.. Come back soon!
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Unknown2001-07-15 21:02:34
You know it's illegal to "test" things with a throw away char, right?
tbadtestman2001-07-15 21:11:51
No i did not, oh well
ryan2001-07-15 21:18:54
all my chars are test chars, wtf else is there? rp chars, surely not in this game, whore-stat chars, well theres a lot of those.....worthless gimmick chars, yeah some of those....and testchars, they just dont have the name test in them..
tbadtestman2001-07-15 21:31:37
thanks for your inputs you stupid followers
tbadtestman2001-07-15 21:38:38
One other thing how the hell does the worlock sanc himself and the chief in less time it takes for them to hit me???? thats a bit fucked up dont you think
Fredde2001-07-15 21:44:52
ok you got rangers and now you want chief to protect you. what the fuck!
tbadtestman2001-07-15 21:50:50
But since he protects tharbad, dont you think he should protect its citizens, its like the police or army that protects its country to just walk around and kill people for walking into thier office
Natash2001-07-15 21:56:17
Tbad is a weird town, learn to live with it, its fun. chief not being safeplace isnt the problem. Problem is that bns got safespot at ngate :)
Prist2001-07-15 21:58:20
Of course it's messed up... I mean, when you're cit in tbad then pukes could just run to chief and sit there, right? wouldn't that be nice? I mean, chief is there to protect the citizens from bns, right? or am i wrong?
unknowntesttest2001-07-15 21:59:31
who said anything about protect, id just like him not to beat the living shit of me cause i stopped by for a cup of coffee
Unknown2001-07-15 21:59:54
Try walking in to MR Bush office at the white house with a sword in your hand and see what happens.
tbadtestman2001-07-15 22:00:28
See you people dont get it, im not trying to find a place to run and hide or say its to easy for bns to kill in tbad cuz its not, if you know tbad you can run pretty eaisly. this is for the pure role playing aspect.
Prist2001-07-15 22:00:53
Errr.... and since when is n gate safe spot for bns Natash... I've eaten stab at n gate more than once tho I have never died there... but you cannot consider it to be 'safe' place for bns... and now that i'm thinking about it... there are _no_ safe spots for bns... at least i've died in all the places that are mostly considered as 'safe'.
to: unknown2001-07-15 22:01:53
yeah he'd say, gee that sure is a nice squirty gun y'all got therem how bouts giving me a lil squirty....
Blue falond and2001-07-15 22:04:10
WD: Gee ,bf what the fucks all the commotion......., Falcon: can it! wonderdog, and hand me my de-egoizer ray so i can take care of this website!!!!!
to above2001-07-15 22:04:55
can it!!! blue falond, and learn to spell
Natash2001-07-15 22:08:15
Uhm prist, hit a thief at ngate as 2 bns and its wizkill. never sit anywhere without searching silly bn.
Edvard2001-07-15 22:16:06
giggle, nod unknown =p
Unknown2001-07-15 22:16:32
Pandion narrates 'ok rhodry, you can have ford-lb area as your pk area now'
CACKCELCK CAKCKCKKCKCCKCKKCKCCKCKCACKCACKCACKCACKCAKLE!
Lia/Aira2001-07-15 22:17:36
*snore* tbadtestman, you're a joke. You don't want to play MUME, yet you make up a log about how horrible non-RPish it is, and post in so that people who choose to PLAY the game get to read it? We know it's not RPish. Now go find some other ppl to bug with your whining?
TO:Lia/Aira2001-07-15 22:20:41
yeah i do want to play mume, i have been playing now for over a year, its not horrible, i just think chief should be used for some kind of quest for citizens or something, other wise 100 gold is useless for citizenship. Chief is to cool to just waste
Lia/Aira2001-07-15 22:23:05
Yet you have to use anonymous name to report us this terrible fact?
To:Lia/Aira2001-07-15 22:26:47
Well once again, character seperation, role-playing ......
Relim2001-07-15 22:36:41
To Natash: Not true, my friend. Only citizen is rescued at n gate, not 'thief'. I've fought there many times. Sure, hurts like hell if you're cit, but that's all. Not safe for bns there, not at all.
tômek2001-07-15 22:38:18
The Chief of Tharbad says 'How dare you disturb my peace, Tbadtestman?'

hrm, wouldn't you be pretty pissed of when someone picks the door to your office and rushes in? from a role-playish point of view you could've been an evil assassin or whatever. how should he see the difference between you and a bn? you don't rush in unannounced to the president's private office in rl either...
Lia/Aira2001-07-15 22:39:34
*nod Tфmek*
Natash2001-07-15 22:51:05
Bleh thieves shuold be citizen in tbad, what else to spend the gold one steals from chief in 1st place :P
Unknown2001-07-15 22:54:04
What made you think the Chief of Tharbad protects Tharbad? He's an evil, corrupt man whose one goal is to maintain power. He's doesn't care about Tharbad; he only cares about money. Your mistake was thinking that the Chief is some sort of defender of Tharbad, which he is not. He's out for himself. That's all.
tbadtestman2001-07-15 22:55:54
Well i was told by the gods he is only there for city defence so there Mister Unknown
Astar2001-07-15 23:51:05
Shady inkeeper isn't enough to protect you, paleskin?
Rackhir2001-07-16 01:08:21
Hmm think of chief like this!!! if he was Stalin and you picked open his door and just walks in =P I guess you all get the point now
Ramangth2001-07-16 03:07:24
Point #1: Its funny how a so-called 'test-char' can claim anything in the name of role playing. Point #2: Tharbad is probably the most documented place in MUME, with several books (namely Malardil and MA journals) documenting the power struggle for the corrupt city. You would think any RPer who has played here for a year would know that. Wouldn't you?
Aschit2001-07-16 03:12:16
Although 2 other people beat me to it, when I read this log I immediately thought: "Bush is theoretically responsible for defending the U.S., but what would happen if I walked into his house carrying a gun thinking it was a good time for him to have a chat with me?"
Nâlizindubêth2001-07-16 04:59:21
The Chief defends Tharbad because it's his turf. He doesn't give a rat's ass for its citizens, but a Tharbad raided and burned to the ground by the servants of the Dark Tower is useless to him. And he's a tough guy, he's got an image to keep up. So when enemies come calling, he doesn't run whimpering to his hole, letting his underlings do all the dirty work: he plunges right into the shit. Besides, he knows all that blood and slaughter is fun stuff.
Duriel2001-07-16 07:41:01
Note to Cluelessfuckroleplayer: In LOTR if you ever bothered to read it which i guess not, tharbad wasnt a 'good' city, with elves and shite like that, it was a bad/neutral place with evil men and the like, the populus isnt even worth policing because they are all crooks and thieves, so obviously the gods got it right. They only need to actively defend their town when orcs/trolls (which are obviously evil at the sight of them) invade. Most likely why its the safest town for bn's because they are evil men too :p
Axel2001-07-16 10:20:30
Tbadtestman, if you would have given it a thought you would know why Chief is agg to anyone. Wanna know why? Balance. But IMO you just wanted some reason to post YACL (yet another cool log) on mume.net
Aredhel2001-07-16 10:25:32
As the other parts of this log were thoroughly covered (thanks Ramangth and Duriel, especially) Now to a message from the Surgeon General, eh,
from all of us clueless useless boardreading M+: do us and yourself
a favour and read help god (probably better written then anything I can
produce atm). And then do go and read rules some.
I am trying to remember if the latest MUME poll had a question
about ppl having read LoTR, but there should be one if there isn't right now.
Unknown2001-07-16 12:08:38
Which god told you that, Tbadtestman?
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