Don't fuck with *orcs*
posted by The *oomers
2001-07-16 07:46:58
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No matter who you are, no matter how many folks kiss your ass or how many pale b
o HP:Hurt>Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
An old battle-scarred orc stands here, guarding a spiked gate.
Doomer is sleeping here.
Exits: South Up.

o HP:Hurt>u
Behind the Crack
Exits: [South] Down.

o HP:Hurt>op crack
s
n
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>Dark Dry Cave
*a noble Half-Elf* is standing here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
Exits: North *South*.

* HP:Hurt>Behind the Crack
Exits: South Down.

o HP:Hurt>
*a noble Half-Elf* has arrived from the south.
A warhorse has arrived from the south.

* HP:Hurt>d

*a noble Half-Elf* pounds your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad *a noble Half-Elf*:Healthy>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* HP:Bad *a noble Half-Elf*:Healthy>d

PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* HP:Bad *a noble Half-Elf*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
An old battle-scarred orc stands here, guarding a spiked gate.
Doomer is sitting here.
Exits: South Up.

o HP:Bad>Doomer tells you 'i go get eq'

o HP:Bad>s
>A Large Passage
Exits: North East West.

o HP:Bad>Doomer tells you 'so you guys dont die again'

o HP:Bad>
tel

o HP:Bad>l do
The stonedoor closes quietly.

o HP:Bad>omer no
Ok.

o HP:Bad>nar noble erlf at crack
Ok.

o HP:Bad>sco
wh
15/102 hit, 109/109 mana, and 99/112 moves.

o HP:Bad>Players in your zone
--------------------
Doomer               - Orc Guard Room
Loomer               - A Large Passage

o HP:Bad>tell doomer noble elf there
Ok.

o HP:Bad>op stonedoor
Ok.

o HP:Bad>n
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
An old battle-scarred orc stands here, guarding a spiked gate.
Doomer is standing here.
Exits: South Up.

o HP:Bad>r
wh
sco
stat
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

o HP:Bad>
Ok.
Raum has arrived from the south.

o HP:Bad>Players in your zone
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Raum                 - Orc Guard Room
Doomer               - Orc Guard Room
Loomer               - Orc Guard Room

o HP:Bad>17/102 hit, 109/109 mana, and 103/112 moves.

o HP:Bad>OB: 27%, DB: -33%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 101. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 83,664 xp, 55 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- panic
- a light wound at the left foot.
- noquit
- novoid

o HP:Bad>
Ufthak has arrived from the south.
Poks has arrived from the south.
Aglunk has arrived from the south.
Rauh has arrived from the south.
Oompa has arrived from the south.

o HP:Bad>
Raum leaves up.

o HP:Bad>
Ufthak leaves up.
Poks leaves up.
Aglunk leaves up.
Rauh leaves up.
Oompa leaves up.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from above.

o HP:Bad>
*a noble Half-Elf* has arrived from above.

* HP:Bad>st
u

*a noble Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Zathdug the Monitor prevents *a noble Half-Elf* from entering the stonedoor.

* HP:Bad>
The orkish bodyguard says 'YOU! Zaber! 
You will die before your time.'
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a noble Half-Elf*'s right hand hard.

* HP:Bad>
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a noble Half-Elf*'s head extremely hard and
shatters it.

* HP:Bad>
You stop resting, and stand up.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a noble Half-Elf*'s right hand extremely hard
and shatters it.
*a noble Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Zathdug the Monitor prevents *a noble Half-Elf* from entering the stonedoor.

* HP:Bad>
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a noble Half-Elf*'s right leg extremely hard and
shatters it.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a noble Half-Elf*'s head hard and shatters it.
Zathdug the Monitor smites *a noble Half-Elf*'s right foot and shatters it.

* HP:Bad>Behind the Crack
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
*a powerful Man* is here, fighting Raum.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Raum is here, fighting *a powerful Man*.
Ufthak is standing here.
Poks is standing here.
Aglunk is standing here.
Rauh is standing here.
Oompa is standing here.
Exits: South Down.

* HP:Bad>c
c
c
*a powerful Man* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* HP:Bad>

Doomer has arrived from below.
Doomer closes the crack.
It's already closed!

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

* HP:Bad>
Poks crushes *a powerful Man*'s head hard and tickles it.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
*a powerful Man* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Bad>
Raum crushes *a powerful Man*'s right foot extremely hard.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
*a powerful Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a powerful Man* leaves down.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
Raum leaves down.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
*a powerful Man* has arrived from below.

* HP:Bad>
Ufthak tries to smite *a powerful Man*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
*a powerful Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a powerful Man* leaves down.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
*a powerful Man* has arrived from below.

* HP:Bad>
Zoomer has arrived from below.
It's already closed!
Poks tries to crush *a powerful Man*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard has arrived from below.
*a powerful Man* smites Poks' right foot extremely hard.

* HP:Bad>c
c
c
It's already closed!
Ufthak approaches *a powerful Man*, trying to smite him.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

* HP:Bad>*a powerful Man* opens the crack.
Doomer closes the crack.
It's already closed!

Raum has arrived from below.
It's already closed!

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard barely cleaves *a powerful Man*'s body and tickles it.
*a powerful Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a powerful Man* leaves down.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard leaves down.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

co HP:Bad>Raum leaves down.
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
*a powerful Man* has arrived from below.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
Ufthak smites *a powerful Man*'s right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
*a powerful Man* smites Ufthak's right leg very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard has arrived from below.
*a powerful Man* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard leaves down.

* HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

* HP:Bad>c
klkRaum has arrived from below.
Poks lightly crushes *a powerful Man*'s right arm and tickles it.
It's already closed!

* HP:Bad>Raum crushes *a powerful Man*'s left leg very hard.
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard has arrived from below.

* HP:Bad>
k
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard fails to cleave *a powerful Man*.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from below.
*a powerful Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a powerful Man* leaves down.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>c
c
cRaum leaves down.
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
c
c
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard leaves down.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
An elite orc-guard leaves down.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
Ufthak leaves down.
Poks leaves down.
Aglunk leaves down.
Rauh leaves down.
Oompa leaves down.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from below.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>c
c
c
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
c
c
c
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

o HP:Bad>
It's already closed!
Zoomer leaves down.

o HP:Bad>d
Orc Guard Room
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Half-Elf* is lying here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
An old battle-scarred orc stands here, guarding a spiked gate.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
Raum is standing here.
Ufthak is standing here.
Poks is standing here.
Rauh is standing here.
Oompa is standing here.
The shadow of *a Man* is floating here.
Zoomer is standing here.
Exits: South Up.
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Boomer2001-07-16 07:50:09
*Chuckle* Nice work boys!
Doomer2001-07-16 07:54:06
To bad those other orcs stole our eq!
loomer2001-07-16 07:55:30
lol
Doomer2001-07-16 07:56:58
One day:
| 1, 0%, #Kape | 1, 0%, #Regin |
| 2, 0%, #Aragost | 1, 0%, #Preston |
| 1, 0%, #Zaber | |
Regin2001-07-16 08:36:19
first they complain about 5 pukes for an erami and pZaberĀ“s in dt.. then they come like 14 for us + mobs.. HhMMMmmM.. and why the hell loot staff and like fuckign eat it.. bloody chumps..
Onatah2001-07-16 08:46:05
All eq is good for da stomach, staffs is just a great dessert!
Devastator2001-07-16 08:58:55
Kickass fuck da pukies!
Unknown2001-07-16 09:54:52
GOLFIMBUL!
Harrow2001-07-16 10:39:28
lol Regin, there was no way there was 14 and most orcs there
were midlevels/snagas anyway. your staff was hidden i was told
Amith2001-07-16 11:27:55
All we ever see are rude and derogatory comments from Devastator, how about posting some logs where people can 'learn' from you!
Rogon2001-07-16 13:04:38
Let's analyze the fearful oomer orcs there. You did a whole of 0hp damage. Didnt even try to hit. Didnt close crack a single time. Did absolutely nothing except one thing. Serve as fodder to bring the pukes in. i think you should get a rename from oomer to ooder. Fooder!
Shadow of *a Ma2001-07-16 14:54:53
How could it be your eq? You lil tykes could never have killed me.
You just added to the collective "close crack" spam. Congrats snagoomers.
Oomers = Lamers = the other limp meat.
Unknown2001-07-16 16:22:22
Rogon makes no sense as usual.
Ufthak2001-07-16 16:23:05
Oomers if you didnt notice, Monitor prevented pukes from fleeing out stonedoor and i myself was spamming close crack, still as i can recall we gave you money and thick metal from the kills. Doomer was pissed because he asked me for warsword and i didnt answer, like i told him since his tell prolly got lost in spam, but still i wouldnt have given warsword to a level 7 snaga. Still they mouthed off like they were Uruks and had been part of kill and received nothing for their effort, so we killed them!
Angelus2001-07-16 16:57:56
Ufthak has returned...Rejoice Orcs!
Regin2001-07-16 17:00:33
heh.. doesnt matter if it was hidden where i cant get ever reveal it.. i revved all over dt.. no staff anywhere..
Loomer2001-07-16 17:14:07
rogon: Wrong Again, re-read log and consider the truth of your "observations". pukes died.
Devastator2001-07-16 17:16:06
Yeah rejoice Ufthak has returned but he commented I'm hoarder in my log... so he is a fucking clueless fuck we don't need him on dark side.
snird2001-07-16 17:34:44
Why a would / should a darkie care about getting a staff back to a whinny puke?
wah-wah-wah my staff is gone!
well wah-wah-wah dont pk with one and you wont loose one.
why the hello loot a staff? CAUSE YOU ARE A PUKE!!!!
loomer2001-07-16 17:55:44
BTW - ufthak wanted me to post this, is why i posted it. obviously we are just lowbies and i am having fun with it. rogon get over yourself
Rogon2001-07-16 18:11:24
Ok i reread it..still didnt see you do nothing but act fodder! Nothing wrong with being fodder, but if you're gonna scream "OOMER POWER" you can expect someone to ask you to show what it is too!
Fredde2001-07-16 18:17:52
of course darkies loot staff and eat or hide it! your starting to sound like gray now david. to much mud latley, ey?!
Doomer2001-07-16 18:27:29
Excuse me, but I hit and did a little damage, but my main concern was keeping that blasted crack closed. And thats exactly what I did, is stand at crack and spam close so those pukes couldnt get out. To think if I wasnt there preston could have easily got out as could have zaber.
loomer2001-07-16 19:02:20
rogon bring pandion behind crack and i will be glad to spam close crack while my mates tear you up. spamcrack power, call it waht you will, ZABER RIPS
David2001-07-17 02:55:28
i say what i have allways said about staffs and other focuses.. taking and destroying them is like sunripping a troll BUT not as harsch.. it takes time rl to make trolls/focuses and taking time from ppl rl is for ppl you hate.. and I dont HATE you just because you play puke.. those that say "YOUR A PUKE GO DIE" are mostly fools.. i mean hey.. its a fucking game.. we are all pukes.. men, women, dwarves and little hairy short people that eat to much.. dunno.. just my point of view..
Steele2001-07-17 06:20:02
Devastator, you have no idea who you're attempting to flame. Why don't you crawl back into your corner and gain some humility. Ufthak is one of the true uruk-hai of old. He's the old Golfimbul who has fought well and hard throught the early years of mume. And, for you to sit there and inult him is just plain ludicrous. I would have killed those snagas too for mouthing me.
loomer2001-07-17 17:55:37
of course ufthak was right, and he meted out some snaga beatdown like a good uruk should. steele is right this time
Boomer2001-07-18 01:11:11
David, my boy, we actually like to play a game called 'Hide and Seek' with your staff.
Doomer2001-07-18 02:29:07
Damn, who hid it last? Was it me or was it Loomer? Or maybe it was Boomer. Who was supposed to find it anyway? Bleh next puke staff we get, I hide it first!
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