Tom Bombadil = ZIM!

Ack Relim, I thought that you would be one of the last to go..instead the bug of posting inanely has bitten you. I weep.

Helps to pass the time when working too hard, Irish. Anyway, it's an interesting way to see how today's crop of characters compare to those oldies above. Or something. Okay, I posted inanely. Weep away.

Too many americans as ringwraiths. The ringwraiths were
feared.

Yes Caolin Ringwraiths are supposed to be feared thats why they are americans...Have you ever walked through a newyork ally at night and survived?

I thought Galadriel was suppose to be beutiful!

so did i :/ what about ling instead? But she's too slutty, i always thought Galadriel was like shy etc

so did i :/ what about ling instead? But she's too slutty, i always thought Galadriel was like shy etc

You need professional help. Call 1-800-IAM-NUTS to make an appointment today!

No cool troll in LOTR? =(

Nuts is good - good for us veggies anyway. Forgot to mention, the characters named are those chosen by Johannes. And yes, there are cool trolls in LOTR - and some people have voted for them too. The list above is a guide, feel free to add as you see fit.

no cool troll? what the hell do you call jotun then!

Need to add Lurken and Darkun as ringwraiths!

Bill = Toe, Bert = Echo, Tom = Badush

Gollum = Grang, Shagrath = Shadrach. Lemme think of some more.

Wormtongue = incanus!

where are the cool trollies(cele, insane, akuma, khawj, echo, bulldozer, toe, skojardu, utumno, traverza, zanetha, lothar, bump, yellowbellie, griz, and the little caverat devastator.)

Devastator you can be thoose sun riped trolls that gandalf tricks or something like that

Duh u stupid puke, even me knows that was the Hobbit..we're talking
LOTR here

Sniff, I'm not a cool troll :< *pout*

i never heard of that dwarf Sreyrin

Thats old Scrape? =p

New Scrape even, with namechange.. *pat self*

stussy, your the coolest, well, maybe not compared to Boscheit but still really awesome.

Tom Bombadil should be Ganon, he knows bree areas WELL!!

Too many cool trollies to list :) Geeze.. we had some glory days!

hey! i wanna be a ringwraith to man! or am i to ballsy?

I wrestled warrens from you, Toe - remember that! *wink*

3 more rl years and I might actually make it in that ringwraith list! :P

Relim-Balrog!!

I am not even there :(

Well gollum was a hobbit ... thus gangee is more appropriate than Grang (whoever commented). Also ... BBT Trix, Aucher, and hmm well think of a third. And Darkun should be a ringwraith. And there must be a spot for Slayer.

Where the fuck do I fit in?????

Did you get demoted once?

Bnman and Koldun should be ringwraiths

of course mouthofsauron would be played by mouthofsauron

Yah, Gollum was once a hobbit, but he also lived in goblin cave and he admitted to hunting and eating orcs when the albino fish supply was load. Gollum = Grang.

I there is some goodly pies in it fer me, I wuld be myself in dis movie but odderwise u shuld get Arnol Shwarzznager or dat uther guy who is so hansome and a lot yunger but i forgot his name., but don't get Shawn Pen cuz I hate dat guy. Also i shud be da main hobbit of dis muvie insted of dildo and frito cuz I got more fur on my toes than either of dem guys.

Dead Men of Dunharrow (Various Estonians)
And big *nod* herr Freud
Btw, who plays Bill Ferny? And pony...?

can any1 tell me who darkun was and what made him special?

Come! Send votes and emails! 20 or so so far, could do with many more... some people are voting just for themsleves, or just for a handful of characters. Vote!

I wanna see hobbitses, lotsa cute little hobbitses

frodo should be frode or can only active chars. be chosen? ehm, tom bombadil should be hanse, the best newbiegroupleader ever :) dunno too many active players atm, didnt play for awhile. obviously shadowfax is a mule i'll think up more...

Shadowfax is an ass, so called 'brown donkey'!

BBT should definetly be Trix, Aucher and Lothar, because they already are statues, so it'll be an easy part for them.
Balrog should be Rogon(no, not Norsu, but Rogon, as balrog was a maia).
And i think Gollum should be Grang, because, well, gangee isn't a very active char.
Tom Bombadil is not going to be in the movie, so don't bother searching for someone to play him.

Tom not gonna be in the movie?? Hes the coolest char in the whole book - baaaaaahhh fuck it

Im the balrog!

What about all those ugly thugs and half-orcs in shire? I'm 90% sure many ppl IRL has ugly face here...Hmm, vote yourself now, but hey! don't say unknowns are ugly=)

Unknowns are cowards. Probably ugly. But definitely cowards.

Hehe Wormtongue and Diam fits as hell :) nice work Relim...

Isaldren for Bill Ferny please. And we gotta give Ike a job now that he's back :P.

Grima Wormtongue (Diamonium) *gig*

Sandello should play his own role ... from Ring of Darkness.

I am Merry and noone else!