BBP vs. BBT
posted by Plato
2001-07-22 10:23:02
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Badrock, Bodycast, and Plato versus Bill, Bert, and Tom. We show these poser tro
Start logging: 22.07.2001 03:17

o>659/659 hit, and 98/137 moves.

o>l
Dark Dip in the Valley
A longsword is on the ground.
Covering a section of ground is a pool of a thick red liquid.
A skull is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
A large arrow lies on the ground.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
Badrock the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Bodycast (Bod) is standing here.

Badrock grins evilly.

Badrock says What do you think this is kid, T.V. kiddy hour where we all sit
around and lick Barney the Dinosaur's fucking pussy?

Badrock says This is real life with consequences you take to the grave.

Badrock giggles.

Badrock says  so lets get this right

o>emote pierces your soul with a deafening roar.

Badrock leaves north.
Very Steep Passage
Faster and faster, you slide down the steep passage.
Sinister-looking Cave
There are two barrels here.
A pan is here, ready for use.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
Bodycast (Bod) is sitting here.
Suddenly Badrock falls down from the hole in the wall and lands with a thud.
Bill the stone-troll has arrived from the west.
Tom the stone-troll has arrived from the west.
Bert the stone-troll has arrived from the west.

o HP:Fine>
Bodycast (Bod) clambers on his feet.
Badrock clambers on his feet.
Bill the stone-troll crushes Bodycast (Bod)'s head very hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine>st
You stand up.
Bill the stone-troll says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Bodycast!'

o HP:Fine>aass badrock
You cannot assist someone who is not fighting.

o HP:Fine>aass badrock
You cannot assist someone who is not fighting.
Badrock tries to hit Bill the stone-troll, but he parries successfully.
Bill the stone-troll says 'Bastard! I'll get you for that, Badrock!'
Bill the stone-troll says 'I wonder if you taste good, Badrock.'

o HP:Fine>a
Bill the stone-troll crushes Bodycast (Bod)'s right arm hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine>aass badrock
You assist Badrock.
Bill the stone-troll says 'Bastard! I'll get you for that, Plato!'
Bill the stone-troll says 'I wonder if you taste good, Plato.'
You hit Bill the stone-troll's right hand extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Fine Bodycast (Bod):Fine>ass badrock
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Fine Bodycast (Bod):Fine>abashass badrock
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
Tom the stone-troll joins Bill the stone-troll's fight.
Tom the stone-troll crushes Bodycast (Bod)'s body very hard and tickles it.
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bill the stone-troll's body extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Fine Bodycast (Bod):Fine>Badrock heroically rescues Bodycast (Bod).
Tom the stone-troll says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Badrock!'
Bill the stone-troll says 'Blimey! This one looks tasty.'
Tom the stone-troll says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Bodycast!'
Bert the stone-troll joins Tom the stone-troll's fight.
Bert the stone-troll lightly crushes Badrock's left hand and tickles it.

Bert the stone-troll says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Badrock!'

Bill the stone-troll crushes Badrock's body very hard and tickles it.

Tom the stone-troll lightly crushes Badrock's body and tickles it.

Bert the stone-troll strongly crushes Badrock's left arm and tickles it.

Bill the stone-troll crushes Badrock's left leg very hard and tickles it.

Bill the stone-troll says '
You won't leave my cave alive, Plato!'
Your bash at Bill the stone-troll sends him sprawling.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Fine>
Badrock hits Bill the stone-troll's body extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Fine>
Tom the stone-troll barely crushes Badrock's body and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Fine>
Bert the stone-troll crushes Badrock's left arm very hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Fine>
Bodycast (Bod) joins Badrock's fight.
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bill the stone-troll's left hand extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Fine>
You hit Bill the stone-troll's right leg extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Fine>

You hit Bill the stone-troll's left hand extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Fine>
You can't do that while fighting.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Fine>
Badrock hits Bill the stone-troll's body very hard.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Fine>
Bert the stone-troll sends Badrock sprawling with a powerful bash.
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bill the stone-troll's left foot extremely hard and
shatters it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Fine>
Bert the stone-troll lightly crushes Badrock's left arm and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Fine>
Tom the stone-troll crushes Badrock's left arm hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Hurt>
Bill the stone-troll seems to have recovered his senses.
You hit Bill the stone-troll's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
Bert the stone-troll strongly crushes Badrock's right arm and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
Tom the stone-troll crushes Badrock's body very hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bill the stone-troll's body extremely hard and shatters it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
Bill the stone-troll crushes Badrock's body very hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
You hit Bill the stone-troll's left foot extremely hard and shatter it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Bert the stone-troll crushes Badrock's left leg and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Bill the stone-troll crushes Badrock's body very hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Tom the stone-troll crushes Badrock's left leg hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Badrock seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Badrock says  kcake

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Badrock says  super cake

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
You hit Bill the stone-troll's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Bill the stone-troll is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Dying Badrock:Hurt>aass badrock
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Dying Badrock:Hurt>aass badrock
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o HP:Fine Bill the stone-troll:Dying Badrock:Hurt>aass badrock
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
Bodycast (Bod) bashes Bill the stone-troll to death.
You receive your share of experience.
get coins all.corpseYes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear Bill the stone-troll's death cry.
Bill the stone-troll is dead! R.I.P.

o HP:Fine>Badrock gets a pile of coins from the corpse of Bill the stone-troll.
You can't find a coins in any corpse.

o HP:Fine>aass badrock
You assist Badrock.
Tom the stone-troll sends Badrock sprawling with a powerful bash.
Tom the stone-troll says 'Bastard! I'll get you for that, Plato!'

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Healthy Badrock:Hurt>bashBodycast (Bod) joins Badrock's fight.
Tom the stone-troll says 'Dinner!'
Bert the stone-troll crushes Badrock's right foot very hard and tickles it.

Tom the stone-troll lightly crushes Badrock's left foot and tickles it.

Tom the stone-troll says 'Blimey! This one looks tasty.'
Your bash at Tom the stone-troll sends him sprawling.
You hit Tom the stone-troll's right hand extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Hurt>emote notes 'DIEEEEEEEe'
Ok.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Hurt>
You hit Tom the stone-troll's left leg extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Hurt>
Bodycast (Bod) hits Tom the stone-troll's right arm extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Hurt>
Bodycast (Bod) chokes 'DINNER!!!!!'
Badrock seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Hurt>
Badrock hits Tom the stone-troll's right arm very hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Hurt>
Bodycast (Bod) screams 'Die you ankle biting ninnie!¡!¡!¡!¡'

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Hurt>
Bodycast (Bod) hits Tom the stone-troll's right leg extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Hurt>
You hit Tom the stone-troll's body extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Hurt>
Tom the stone-troll seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Hurt>
Bert the stone-troll sends Badrock sprawling with a powerful bash.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Hurt>
Tom the stone-troll crushes Badrock's body and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Hurt>emote notes 'YUM'
Ok.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Hurt>
Tom the stone-troll says 'I wonder if you taste good, Bodycast.'
Bodycast (Bod) sends Tom the stone-troll sprawling with a powerful bash.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Hurt>
Bodycast (Bod) hits Tom the stone-troll's left foot extremely hard and
shatters it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Hurt>
You hit Tom the stone-troll's right arm extremely hard.
Bert the stone-troll crushes Badrock's body and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Hurt>
Bodycast (Bod) chokes 'tasty vittles!'
Badrock seems to have recovered his senses.
Badrock hits Tom the stone-troll's left foot extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Hurt>

Bodycast (Bod) hits Tom the stone-troll's left foot extremely hard and
shatters it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
You hit Tom the stone-troll's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
Tom the stone-troll seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
Bert the stone-troll sends Badrock sprawling with a powerful bash.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
Tom the stone-troll lightly crushes Badrock's right leg and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Hurt>
Bodycast (Bod) hits Tom the stone-troll's right foot extremely hard and
shatters it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Bert the stone-troll lightly crushes Badrock's right arm and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
WARNING: inactivity timeout in 5 seconds.
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Tom the stone-troll crushes Badrock's body very hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
You can't do that while fighting.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Bert the stone-troll crushes Badrock's left foot very hard and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Tom the stone-troll strongly crushes Badrock's right foot and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Hurt>
Bert the stone-troll crushes Badrock's left arm and tickles it.
Tom the stone-troll strongly crushes Badrock's body and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Wounded>
Badrock seems to have recovered his senses.
Badrock hits Tom the stone-troll's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Wounded>

Tom the stone-troll says 'I wonder if you taste good, Bodycast.'
Bodycast (Bod) sends Tom the stone-troll sprawling with a powerful bash.

o HP:Fine Tom the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Wounded>
You hit Tom the stone-troll's right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
get coins all.corpseYes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear Tom the stone-troll's death cry.
Tom the stone-troll is dead! R.I.P.

o HP:Fine>Badrock gets a pile of coins from the corpse of Tom the stone-troll.
You can't find a coins in any corpse.

o HP:Fine>aass badrock
You assist Badrock.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Healthy Badrock:Wounded>bashBodycast (Bod) joins Badrock's fight.
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bert the stone-troll's right arm extremely hard and
tickles it.
Badrock hits Bert the stone-troll's body extremely hard and tickles it.

Bert the stone-troll sends Badrock sprawling with a powerful bash.

Bert the stone-troll says 'Blimey! This one looks tasty.'
Your bash at Bert the stone-troll sends him sprawling.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Wounded>
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bert the stone-troll's right arm extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Wounded>emote pierces your soul with a deafening roar.
Ok.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Wounded>
You hit Bert the stone-troll's right hand extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Wounded>
Badrock seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Fine Badrock:Wounded>
Bodycast (Bod) chokes 'cake :)'
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bert the stone-troll's right arm extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Wounded>get key all.corpse
Bert the stone-troll seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Wounded>
You can't find a key in any corpse.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Wounded>
You hit Bert the stone-troll's head extremely hard.
Badrock hits Bert the stone-troll's body extremely hard.
Bert the stone-troll crushes Badrock's right arm and tickles it.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Hurt Badrock:Wounded>bashBert the stone-troll says 'Dinner!'
Bodycast (Bod) sends Bert the stone-troll sprawling with a powerful bash.

Badrock nods in agreement with Bodycast (Bod).

Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bert the stone-troll's right foot extremely hard.
Badrock hits Bert the stone-troll's body extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Wounded>o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Wounded>
You hit Bert the stone-troll's left foot extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Wounded Badrock:Wounded>
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bert the stone-troll's right foot extremely hard and
shatters it.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Wounded>
Bert the stone-troll seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Bad Badrock:Wounded>
Badrock hits Bert the stone-troll's right foot extremely hard and shatters it.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Awful Badrock:Wounded>
Bodycast (Bod) hits Bert the stone-troll's body extremely hard and shatters it.
Bert the stone-troll is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

o HP:Fine Bert the stone-troll:Dying Badrock:Wounded>
You hit Bert the stone-troll's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
get coins all.corpseYes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear Bert the stone-troll's death cry.
Bert the stone-troll is dead! R.I.P.

Bodycast (Bod) chokes 'in my neck of the woods, we call it Supper.'
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Plato2001-07-22 10:27:32
Troll Power!
Venotlin2001-07-22 10:30:03
Stuff like this inspires us level 3s that ain't played for 7 or so months, to make a come back! (OOC: Just when puke-mage was getting extremely entertaining and I was getting ready to sleep trolls at Ford at beginning of night!)
Fredsvunta2001-07-22 10:31:47
TROLLPOWER!!!
btw I´m no midget :þ
Plato2001-07-22 10:31:53
Sleeping trolls at any time of day is MEAN, and you shouldn't do it! *ROAR*
Plato2001-07-22 10:32:30
Fredvunta is the only 2 foot tall troll! (She's really more like a gnome.)
Fredsvunta2001-07-22 10:34:59
watch your mouth bigfoot!
Bodycast2001-07-22 10:40:52
Ok to everyone, we all deliberated about it before we tried. Each was ready to lose a million exps if we lost. A number of things could have gone wrong. It was more like becoming blood brothers than doing a mob. Then it turned out to be easy with care. BBT move over, let BBP take over!
Bodycast2001-07-22 10:41:44
A swarm of midgets is here, humming around you. *cringe Rut*
Shriek2001-07-22 10:51:08
So, BBP is gonna now follow me into Moria, where they will kill Muranog, and his trolls?
Rut2001-07-22 11:06:32
you mean "A swarm of tall long legged Rut is here, humming around you"??
Badrock2001-07-22 11:15:36
BBP is more then a match for Muranog! Give us something harder!
Kötta2001-07-22 11:29:16
okay BBP come meet your reaper in the form of.... kötta! nod self
*Troll*2001-07-22 11:44:06
Heh, and whiner-trolls call us underpowered :)
Ozon2001-07-22 13:37:08
from now you are my personal bodyguards
Ior2001-07-22 14:29:11
mwahahahaha!
*a Troll*2001-07-22 15:58:22
Ok, something harder?.... BBP will now have to go to moria and defeat Balrog all by themselves!
Crackle2001-07-22 21:14:35
It always warms my heart to see some good old-fashioned troll-fist action, with no pansy puke weapons to be seen.
Horast2001-07-22 23:06:00
Yeah!
Echo2001-07-23 00:47:28
Sniff, It just brings a tear to me eye.
Ughlor2001-07-23 01:28:13
This was one of the best logs i have read!
Devastator2001-07-23 12:10:22
U ain't see nothing yet then Ughlor=)
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