Eale the Comedian (no death, sucks, etc.
posted by Oscarmeyer
2001-07-22 18:58:37
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Funniest mume-yell of the day! I just killed Ratark in sewers of tbad, hadn't s




* W S C Mana:Hot>Inside the North Gate of Tharbad
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
A secretary is sitting at the desk.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: North South.

* W S C Mana:Hot>
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the north.

* W S C Mana:Hot>
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* closes the gate.

* W S C Mana:Hot>n
The gate seems to be closed.

* W S C Mana:Hot>2
3
nunlock gate
It's already unlocked, it seems.

* W S C Mana:Hot>
op gate
Ok.

* W S C Mana:Hot>Outside the North Gate of Tharbad
Exits: North South.

* W S C Mana:Hot>nar
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the south.

* W S C Mana:Hot>reale tbad
n
Ok.

*****I run to water to sort the eq I had just looted from Ratark*****


* W S C Mana:Hot>look in 2;.
Jätte narrates 'storeport!'   

****Hehe, true.  Why bother fighting him, if he fights solo he storeports, all other times he just traps****

* W S C Mana:Hot>.pack
backpack (carried) :
six receipts

* W S C Mana:Hot>
Saving Oscarmeyer.

* W S C Mana:Hot>get a
Cerberos narrates 'aradleh and maghorii in bliezt..'

* W S C Mana:Hot>ll.receipt 2.pack
You get a receipt for a heavy pair of greaves from a leather backpack.
You get a receipt for a heavy pair of vambraces from a leather backpack.
You get a receipt for a thick metal breastplate from a leather backpack.
You get a receipt for a thick pair of metal gauntlets from a leather backpack.
You get a receipt for a thick pair of metal boots from a leather backpack.
You get a receipt for a great helm from a leather backpack.

* W S C Mana:Hoexam receipt
You see a little yellowish scrap of paper. In one corner, someone has
scribbled the words "the Bree Armoury, a great helm".

* W S C Mana:Hot>s
The Greyflood
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>s
A Shore
A swarm of midges is here, humming around you.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>w
The Greyflood
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>w
The Greyflood
A salmon swims here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>drop all.receipt
drop pac
You drop the receipt.
You drop the receipt.
You drop the receipt.
You drop the receipt.
You drop the receipt.
You drop the receipt.

* W S C Mana:Hot>k
You drop the backpack.

* W S C Mana:Hot>n
The Greyflood
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>inv
You are carrying:
an embellished longbow
a red ruby
a laced quiver
a shop key
a broad silver belt
a bejewelled shield (used)
a piece of raw meat
a canoe
a black horn shortbow
a water skin
a stone

* W S C Mana:Hot>look in 2.
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the south.    *****He wants to play today!*****

* W S C Mana:Hot>quiv
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* leaves south.

* W S C Mana:Hot>er
quiver (carried) :
fifty-five silver-tipped arrows        ******DANCE*******

* W S C Mana:Hot>
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the south.

* W S C Mana:Hot>e
The Greyflood
A salmon swims here.
A salmon swims here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>s

A salmon leaves south.

* W S C Mana:Hot>The Greyflood
A salmon swims here.
A salmon swims here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>w
n
The Greyflood
There are six receipts here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A salmon swims here.
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* is standing here (shrouded).
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>q
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* gets a receipt for a heavy pair of greaves.   ****I have to start hiding that crap****
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* gets a receipt for a heavy pair of vambraces.
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* gets a receipt for a thick metal breastplate.
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* gets a receipt for a thick pair of metal gauntlets.
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* gets a receipt for a thick pair of metal boots.
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* gets a receipt for a great helm.
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* gets a leather backpack.
The Greyflood
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>back *elf*      *****I will try for a stab, I usually get one in each time I fight him*****
Backstab whom?

* W S C Mana:Hot>
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the south.

* W S C Mana:Hot>
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* leaves east.

* W S C Mana:Hot>
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the east.

* W S C Mana:Hot>e
q
*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* W S C Mana:Hot>
The Greyflood
A salmon swims here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>back *elf*
Backstab whom?

* W S C Mana:Hot>n
Mixing of the Waters
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Hot>n


* W S C Mana:Hot>nar damn, eale grabbed all the puke receipts I dropped
Ok.

* W S C Mana:Burning>w
The Nen Kalthar
A brook trout is here, swimming in the current.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C Mana:Burning>n
The Nen Kalthar
A brook trout is here, swimming in the current.
Exits: South West.

* W S C Mana:Burning>w
The Nen Kalthar
A brook trout is here, swimming in the current.
A brook trout is here, swimming in the current.
Exits: North East South.

* W S C Mana:Burning>nar I have to start hiding those    
Ok.


* W S C Mana:Burning>view warlord

*** Warlords hall of fame ***

    Armies of the West

 1  Relim the Dúnadan Archer.
 2  Fingéror the Sindarin Wizard.
 3  Ike the Stoor Adventurer.
 4  Clara the Eriadorian Witch.
 5  Perago the Harfoot Adventurer.
 6  Gabriel the Harfoot Hunter.
 7  Lowyn the Rohir Rider.
 8  Rhodry the Half-Elven Champion.
 9  Bubu the Rohir Battlemaster.
10  Turviniel the Dúnadan Matriarch.

    Forces of the Dark Lord

 1  Vridush the Orkish Wargrider.
 2  Shake the Orkish Veteran.
 3  Norsu the Orkish Veteran.
 4  Macros the Black Númenórean Rider.

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (71%) ***
 5  Haazheel the Orkish Necromancer.
 6  Everhate the Orkish Battlemistress.
 7  Verminaard the Orkish Warrior.
 8  Baresark the Orkish Battlemaster.
 9  Dax the Orkish Soldier.
10  Oscarmeyer the Black Númenórean Assassin.

*****Darkies are getting more wps, just killed named puke (albeit not a legend) and didn’t move from #10****

* W S C Mana:Burning>
*****Removed spam here, of me running around looking for Eale to stab*****


*Eàle the Sindarin Elf* yells 'damn ultrawimp'    ****


yell LOL
Ok.

* R W S C Mana:Burning>yell now THAT is funny
Ok.



* R W S C Mana:Burning>nar CACKLEW
Ok.



* R W S C Mana:Burning>
nar EALE calls me superwimp
Ok.



* R W S C>
Ior narrates 'hahaha!'

* R W S C>
Bunghol narrates 'that is the day'

* R W S C> 
Jätte narrates 'ackack superwimp vs superwimp who wins?'

* R W S C>
Bunghol narrates 'when eale calls other ppl wimpy'

nar that's like Oprah calling someone fat
Ok.



Ior narrates 'gig'



Cerberos narrates 'who's oprah?'
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Ratark2001-07-22 19:01:01
You evil bn!, stabbbing lowlevels in tbad =(
Oscarmeyer2001-07-22 19:01:25
Yes it's stupid. Yes, it is a waste of space. I know all this, so your flames are pointless. Also, I don't mean to imply that I'm *not* wimpy, as I certainly am...that's the only way to survive as bn thief. But for HIM to say so....I had to rent since I was laughing so hard RL. Which kinda sucks, because Trinity also showed up, who is much more fun to fight.
Oscarmeyer2001-07-22 19:02:46
You were a named lowlevel with bej, bsb, laced, red ruby, and 55 silver tips. You also loaded a shadow. Why in the world would I spare you? Most likely you got that eq and wps by trapping some noble Numenorean who was trying to free Arda from the oppression of the Maia.
Relim2001-07-22 19:06:13
You just have to allow for the stupidity and naivity of teenagers, Oscar m'boy. This is MUME - a game for kids played by adults ruined by kids. *nod self*
Ratark2001-07-22 19:10:28
I was doing some mobs around neni and all of a sudden 3 orcs arrived, appared to be that
Some other players was trapping there, I had no idea about that.
Manaja2001-07-22 19:18:24
*lol* eale why wimp? As OM said.. there's NO point to fight with you.
You just storeport out of situations you can't handle..
Trinity2001-07-22 19:20:04
I completely agree with everyone here...
Edvard2001-07-22 19:20:08
haha, that WAS funny =)
Wellknown2001-07-22 19:28:26
Actually, if Eale would only storeport out of situations he can't handle when solo that would be just fine, but he always narrates about where what darkie poped, even before fight - playing safe always? *puke*
Eàle2001-07-22 19:31:28
i heard ratark ripped, i blocked sewer exits was about to enter when i saw oscar, he went river with once (and actually i DIDNT have port stored, had a fireball and a block stored) then i went in oakdoor hoped that oscar would track me and stab me so i could trap him.. but no luck. i called oscar a wimp cause everytime i try to kill him he either runs river or splits.. nothing personal.
Relim2001-07-22 19:34:01
Eale, your ignorance of the situation, and the parody you have become, are totally lost on you. This is good - it's entertainment for the rest of us.
Eàle2001-07-22 19:36:17
if theres darkies tharbad (where i mostly pk) i narrate yes, dont want all the lowbies who xps there to die, and if your so well known why dont you show us your name? god.. people cant do anything but flaming, yall should know it only fuels my fire.
Relim2001-07-22 19:39:05
There is no fire, just a smouldering mess of stupidity.
Steele2001-07-22 19:56:10
Ya know, stop flaming Eale for storeporting. He's fairly new in pk and he wins with his tactics. Sure, it's somewhat lame, but it's part of the game. How can you CONTINUE to flame someone who is playing within the rules of the game? Give it up already, I'm tired of the bashing.
Eàle2001-07-22 20:03:32
thanks steele.
Khazdul2001-07-22 20:33:41
Oscarmeyer and Eale are both ultrawimps!
Shin2001-07-22 20:52:15
store-port is as cheap as arachnia poison, if not less so.
Almariel2001-07-22 20:57:27
OK, I stop bemoaning the days of narr TRANS NOW RINGS OFF right this very moment.
Just trying to figure how come noone thought transing and storeporting a big
deal some years ago, and now there's is all this peer pressure about it.
Kids. Pffff.
nushenak2001-07-22 20:59:11
a perfect example:
i go pk tbad (solo ofcourse)
eale zool and tiamat tries to trap me,
i get zool in closable 1 vs 1 and he storeports.
i run back to others and zool has joined them again and this time they try trap me in oakendoor.
I manage to trap eale in their own trap 1 vs 1 and he has to streport on bad
i dont call that pking eale, i call it playing a game you cant loose, where is the andrenaline? where is the rush....
Tsejov2001-07-22 21:03:25
i sit here pondering, why is people always saying 'this game is no fun anymore'
a normal person dont spend hour after hour on something he dont find fun to do... eek!
Methamphetamine2001-07-22 21:26:47
People don't find me fun after awhile. Funny, they all come back! Everybody lova the meth. Ahhhhh yeh, Baby.
David2001-07-22 21:27:54
Tsejov, its all about the addiction..
Re: Almariel2001-07-22 21:29:15
It was a lot easier to die way back when. And people still bitched about trans/port. But what I really miss is the old Word of Recal....ah...what a spell.
Moonglum2001-07-22 21:33:45
The ONLY reason everyone whines about others' tactics is that there is now a place to do so ... its called mume.net ... used to be u took ur lumps and and had nowhere to post your badluck and have a huge racewar discussion about it.
Celol2001-07-22 21:44:17
Is that the same metal set that Eale was offering to trade for something when i convinced to give away instead of hoard? I can't believe you trading away other peoples eq like that, lame. But at least you gave to some1 instead of being asshole and keeping it for trading.
Oscarmeyer2001-07-22 22:15:03
Wow, you are all being harder on Eale than I was. I only posted to highlight the irony of it....you know, the saying about pots and kettles and all. Storeporting itself isn't so bad, only some situations when it is used is. Personally, I feel storeporting is less wimpy than spamming around in groups of 4+ hunting solo opponents.
Eàle2001-07-22 23:03:01
laugh celol.. it was from ratark.. i know him i said i had his receipts and he said i should take the shit.. god you are lame celol.
Celol2001-07-23 00:30:23
Laugh, you don't even know who i am/have NEVER fought me, HOW do you call me lame? Just a simple question.
Eàle2001-07-23 00:54:42
cause you flamed me for "stealing" others receipts, you dont know the facts of it and thats why i called you lame.
Celol2001-07-23 01:04:28
Do you even know the defenition of "lame" Eale? It's far from what you just accused me of.
Celol2001-07-23 01:04:54
Do you even know the defenition of "lame" Eale? It's far from what you just accused me of.
Celol2001-07-23 01:05:57
Hehe, if computer acts like it's not sending the info don't doubleclick :)
Manaja2001-07-23 01:18:12
Steele you make no sense!!! Ok let him use the storeport.. but calling ppl wimps for not fighting a storeporter *Y A W N* S PARE ME!
Mikala2001-07-23 01:54:03
Yes he can use whatever game mechanics he wants to as a player. But at the same time, if he chooses to be so gay as to permastoreport, we have every right to acknowledge his pussyristicness.
Aschit2001-07-23 03:03:42
"pussyristicness" = I love that word, I hope it makes it into Webster's next edition!
Arhar2001-07-23 11:52:29
who's oprah?
Devastator2001-07-23 14:28:38
Lol OM
Dliador2001-07-23 16:38:16
Solo mage should always have a couple of decent keys and a port stored. With new flee it is becoming even more important. Each class has its own advantages and disadvantages so deal with it.
Moonshade2001-07-23 19:41:49
Eale, this mumbling about bn who refuses to fight storeporter makes me feel you never played. And actually I will be very happy if you never try to.
Moonshade2001-07-23 19:42:28
Should be "never played bn"
Relim2001-07-23 23:22:28
Sheesh Irish, dont tell me you're missing the point too?
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