Eale the Comedian (no death, sucks, etc.
posted by Oscarmeyer
2001-07-22 18:58:37
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Funniest mume-yell of the day! I just killed Ratark in sewers of tbad, hadn't s
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Ratark2001-07-22 19:01:01
You evil bn!, stabbbing lowlevels in tbad =(
Oscarmeyer2001-07-22 19:01:25
Yes it's stupid. Yes, it is a waste of space. I know all this, so your flames are pointless. Also, I don't mean to imply that I'm *not* wimpy, as I certainly am...that's the only way to survive as bn thief. But for HIM to say so....I had to rent since I was laughing so hard RL. Which kinda sucks, because Trinity also showed up, who is much more fun to fight.
Oscarmeyer2001-07-22 19:02:46
You were a named lowlevel with bej, bsb, laced, red ruby, and 55 silver tips. You also loaded a shadow. Why in the world would I spare you? Most likely you got that eq and wps by trapping some noble Numenorean who was trying to free Arda from the oppression of the Maia.
Relim2001-07-22 19:06:13
You just have to allow for the stupidity and naivity of teenagers, Oscar m'boy. This is MUME - a game for kids played by adults ruined by kids. *nod self*
Ratark2001-07-22 19:10:28
I was doing some mobs around neni and all of a sudden 3 orcs arrived, appared to be that
Some other players was trapping there, I had no idea about that.
Manaja2001-07-22 19:18:24
*lol* eale why wimp? As OM said.. there's NO point to fight with you.
You just storeport out of situations you can't handle..
Trinity2001-07-22 19:20:04
I completely agree with everyone here...
Edvard2001-07-22 19:20:08
haha, that WAS funny =)
Wellknown2001-07-22 19:28:26
Actually, if Eale would only storeport out of situations he can't handle when solo that would be just fine, but he always narrates about where what darkie poped, even before fight - playing safe always? *puke*
Eàle2001-07-22 19:31:28
i heard ratark ripped, i blocked sewer exits was about to enter when i saw oscar, he went river with once (and actually i DIDNT have port stored, had a fireball and a block stored) then i went in oakdoor hoped that oscar would track me and stab me so i could trap him.. but no luck. i called oscar a wimp cause everytime i try to kill him he either runs river or splits.. nothing personal.
Relim2001-07-22 19:34:01
Eale, your ignorance of the situation, and the parody you have become, are totally lost on you. This is good - it's entertainment for the rest of us.
Eàle2001-07-22 19:36:17
if theres darkies tharbad (where i mostly pk) i narrate yes, dont want all the lowbies who xps there to die, and if your so well known why dont you show us your name? god.. people cant do anything but flaming, yall should know it only fuels my fire.
Relim2001-07-22 19:39:05
There is no fire, just a smouldering mess of stupidity.
Steele2001-07-22 19:56:10
Ya know, stop flaming Eale for storeporting. He's fairly new in pk and he wins with his tactics. Sure, it's somewhat lame, but it's part of the game. How can you CONTINUE to flame someone who is playing within the rules of the game? Give it up already, I'm tired of the bashing.
Eàle2001-07-22 20:03:32
thanks steele.
Khazdul2001-07-22 20:33:41
Oscarmeyer and Eale are both ultrawimps!
Shin2001-07-22 20:52:15
store-port is as cheap as arachnia poison, if not less so.
Almariel2001-07-22 20:57:27
OK, I stop bemoaning the days of narr TRANS NOW RINGS OFF right this very moment.
Just trying to figure how come noone thought transing and storeporting a big
deal some years ago, and now there's is all this peer pressure about it.
Kids. Pffff.
nushenak2001-07-22 20:59:11
a perfect example:
i go pk tbad (solo ofcourse)
eale zool and tiamat tries to trap me,
i get zool in closable 1 vs 1 and he storeports.
i run back to others and zool has joined them again and this time they try trap me in oakendoor.
I manage to trap eale in their own trap 1 vs 1 and he has to streport on bad
i dont call that pking eale, i call it playing a game you cant loose, where is the andrenaline? where is the rush....
Tsejov2001-07-22 21:03:25
i sit here pondering, why is people always saying 'this game is no fun anymore'
a normal person dont spend hour after hour on something he dont find fun to do... eek!
Methamphetamine2001-07-22 21:26:47
People don't find me fun after awhile. Funny, they all come back! Everybody lova the meth. Ahhhhh yeh, Baby.
David2001-07-22 21:27:54
Tsejov, its all about the addiction..
Re: Almariel2001-07-22 21:29:15
It was a lot easier to die way back when. And people still bitched about trans/port. But what I really miss is the old Word of Recal....ah...what a spell.
Moonglum2001-07-22 21:33:45
The ONLY reason everyone whines about others' tactics is that there is now a place to do so ... its called mume.net ... used to be u took ur lumps and and had nowhere to post your badluck and have a huge racewar discussion about it.
Celol2001-07-22 21:44:17
Is that the same metal set that Eale was offering to trade for something when i convinced to give away instead of hoard? I can't believe you trading away other peoples eq like that, lame. But at least you gave to some1 instead of being asshole and keeping it for trading.
Oscarmeyer2001-07-22 22:15:03
Wow, you are all being harder on Eale than I was. I only posted to highlight the irony of it....you know, the saying about pots and kettles and all. Storeporting itself isn't so bad, only some situations when it is used is. Personally, I feel storeporting is less wimpy than spamming around in groups of 4+ hunting solo opponents.
Eàle2001-07-22 23:03:01
laugh celol.. it was from ratark.. i know him i said i had his receipts and he said i should take the shit.. god you are lame celol.
Celol2001-07-23 00:30:23
Laugh, you don't even know who i am/have NEVER fought me, HOW do you call me lame? Just a simple question.
Eàle2001-07-23 00:54:42
cause you flamed me for "stealing" others receipts, you dont know the facts of it and thats why i called you lame.
Celol2001-07-23 01:04:28
Do you even know the defenition of "lame" Eale? It's far from what you just accused me of.
Celol2001-07-23 01:04:54
Do you even know the defenition of "lame" Eale? It's far from what you just accused me of.
Celol2001-07-23 01:05:57
Hehe, if computer acts like it's not sending the info don't doubleclick :)
Manaja2001-07-23 01:18:12
Steele you make no sense!!! Ok let him use the storeport.. but calling ppl wimps for not fighting a storeporter *Y A W N* S PARE ME!
Mikala2001-07-23 01:54:03
Yes he can use whatever game mechanics he wants to as a player. But at the same time, if he chooses to be so gay as to permastoreport, we have every right to acknowledge his pussyristicness.
Aschit2001-07-23 03:03:42
"pussyristicness" = I love that word, I hope it makes it into Webster's next edition!
Arhar2001-07-23 11:52:29
who's oprah?
Devastator2001-07-23 14:28:38
Lol OM
Dliador2001-07-23 16:38:16
Solo mage should always have a couple of decent keys and a port stored. With new flee it is becoming even more important. Each class has its own advantages and disadvantages so deal with it.
Moonshade2001-07-23 19:41:49
Eale, this mumbling about bn who refuses to fight storeporter makes me feel you never played. And actually I will be very happy if you never try to.
Moonshade2001-07-23 19:42:28
Should be "never played bn"
Relim2001-07-23 23:22:28
Sheesh Irish, dont tell me you're missing the point too?
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