The tale of a orc who didn't hit and a m
posted by Bara the Dwarf
2001-07-23 02:20:23
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Featuring 'Someone', 'The dreadful Orc', 'a fierce boar' and a whitie mage... No
West of Bree
Exits: [East] =South= =West=.

* R Move:Tired Mount:Tired>narr will someone pls open west gate Bree?
Ok.


#####   Waiting for a kind person to open West Gate    ####


* R Move:Tired Mount:Tired>
Someone has arrived from the west riding a horse.

* R Move:Tired Mount:Tired>
Someone wait

* R Move:Tired Mount:Tired> 
Someone plz spare like 10 gold

* R Move:Tired Mount:Tired>'I have none :(
Ok.

* R Move:Tired>
Someone damn

* R Move:Tired>inf

Someone says 'open'

* R Move:Tired>
You are a female Dwarf.
This ranks you as Bara the Dwarf (level 8).

* R Move:Tired>
Someone says 'open'

* R Move:Tired>
Someone calls for the gate to be opened.

* R Move:Tired>'call

You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* R Move:Tired>east

* R Move:Tired>
Someone#2 leaves east riding a horse.
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R Move:Tired>The gate seems to be closed.


#####   Ok - so I'm not fast enough or slightly lagged...    ####


* R Move:Tired>tell Someone again pls?
Ok.

* R>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.

* R>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.


#####   Not staying around to get butchered with lvl 8, so I run westwards...    ####


* R>west
Large Road
Exits: =East= =West=.

* R>west

A young ranger yells 'An Orc is here at Large Road!'

* R>Old East Road Meets Greenway
Exits: =North= =East= =South= =West=.

* R>west
Large Road
A fierce boar is here, grunting at you.
A young man in ranger's attire is here, travelling the roads.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =East= =West=.


* R>west

A boar tries to hit *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.
*a dreadful Orc* pounds a boar's left hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.


#####   Who would have thought that a boar would most likely save my life? *pat boar*   ####


* R>Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.


#####   And I run my ass to bwb    ####
#####   It gets light...and just as I think it's over, I enter Bree...    ####

* R>West Gate of Bree
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
Harry the Bree Gatekeeper stands here.
Someone#2 the Man is here, riding a horse.
Someone#1 the Elf is here, resting on a mountain mule.
Exits: East West.

* R>
Someone#1 begins some strange incantations...

* R>
Someone#1 utters the words 'diesilla barh'
Someone#2 staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Someone#1 hits him.
Someone#2 slashes Someone#1's right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
Someone#1 slashes Someone#2's right hand and tickles it.

* R>
Someone#1 begins some strange incantations...

* R>
Someone#1 utters the words 'diesilla barh'
Someone#1's spell backfires, and he squeals in surprise!

* R>
Someone#2 panics, and attempts to flee.
Someone#2 leaves west riding a horse.

* R>
Someone#2 has arrived from the west riding a horse.

* R>
Someone#2 leaves east riding a horse.
Someone#1 sniffs sadly.

* R>'wtf
Ok.

* R>
Someone#1 begins some strange incantations...

* R>
Someone#1 utters the words 'diesilla barh'
Someone#1 sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
That really HURT!
Someone#1 swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him.
Someone#1 fails to slash you.

#####   Oh now this is nice! A whitie midlvl mage bolting me   ####

* R HP:Fine Someone#1:Bad>
Someone#1 begins some strange incantations...

* R HP:Fine Someone#1:Bad>f
A Bree Guard has arrived from the east.
You flee head over heels.
ZBLAM! A pony doesn't want you riding him anymore.
st
lead
You stop riding a pony.


Someone#1 utters the words 'diesilla barh'
Someone#1 sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
That really HURT!

A Bree gateguard joins a Bree gateguard's fight.
A Bree gateguard stabs your head.
A Bree gateguard stabs your body.

#####   This is even nicer!    ####

* HP:Wounded a Bree gateguard:Healthy>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* HP:Wounded a Bree gateguard:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.

Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Wounded>
Someone#1 tells you 'what the hell'


* HP:Wounded>tell Someone#1 !!
Ok.

* HP:Wounded>
Someone#1 tells you 'arent you a citizen?'

* HP:Wounded>tell Someone#1 no
Ok.

* HP:Wounded>
Someone#2 has arrived from the west.
A horse has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded>
Someone#1 tells you 'upps..'

* HP:Wounded>sigh

Someone#1 tells you 'hehe =P'

* HP:Wounded>
You sigh.


#####   And here I was, thinking that it was the darkies who were the enemies :p   ####
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Zoone2001-07-23 02:43:57
i dont follow this log at all
Bara the Dwarf2001-07-23 02:52:42
Well, about the orc, then I guess I was lucky that the boar engaged fight with him so that I could run to Brandywine bridge. About the mage - then he started throwing bolts at another guy and then at me (of some reason - he was bad, so maybe he wanted to die and screw up my alignment) but since I was not cit, the guards assisted him.
Nerf2001-07-23 03:33:29
My large capacity troll brain doesn't understand your dribble.
Duriel2001-07-23 07:38:08
*nod* nerf, but its my numenorean brain thats fried :/, who cares, honestly
Devastator2001-07-23 10:20:44
My Int6 sure rockedh ere.... ermmm?!!?!!
Gaesta2001-07-23 12:08:57
bwahhahahahhaha.. eat my fire!
Gaesta2001-07-23 12:08:57
bwahhahahahhaha.. eat my fire!
Edvard2001-07-23 19:24:34
cant u post with names??... uh.. gaesta? david din fjortis!!!!
Someone2001-07-23 20:39:57
Damn people post some more interesting ones !!! This was borring as hell
Torvald2001-07-24 03:43:40
Hah! gaesta lvl so u can stand up for the challenge! 1,1% gaesta *cac*
Badrock2001-07-24 11:27:39
He left names out? Damn my troll brain, and here I thought he either blind
or fighting a bunch of shrouded people
Gaesta2001-07-26 13:57:04
hmpf.. was resting bad in breegates and he takes a chance.. HMPF.. bad stile i say.. but hey.. i cant blame you.. i dont play fair either..!...
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