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	        MUME: Multi Users in Middle Earth, Version VII.

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Last login 2 hours ago from another.idiot.newbie.pukeshit.fucklog.net.
A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A statue of Aucher the Troll is here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Exits: West.

Your default tongue is Newbesian
Free rent.

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*>sc
32/32 hit, 125/125 mana, and 111/111 moves.
*>inventory
You are carrying:
a cup
a shortbow
a torch
Lowyn's rubber dick
*>equipment
You are using:
<wielded>            a dagger (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a small wooden shield (worn out)
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a lantern; it is lit
*>snuff self
Ok.
*>

A grey troll pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
A grey troll pounds your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Grinder hits your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT! 
You're probably fucked.

You are dead! Sorry...

o HP:Awful>
Alas, you realize that yet again you have posted a worthless log of newbie Númenor
and are lost... Despair settles on you.
* HP:Awful>flee
!
!
!
#500 flee
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
Nah.. Nah... 
Nahhhhhh. ........ (495 Nah's later)... Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
* HP:Awful>
Saving Nergay.
* HP:Awful>narrate DAMN THIS FUCKING SUCKS! Why do I always die?? Gods are more useless than EVER! Flee is NOT FAIR to BN'S!!
Ok.
* HP:Awful>
Your heart feels lighter, yet you are just as worthless.