Whips kick ass
posted by Nazgum
2001-07-28 06:54:55
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How many whips does it take to get to the middle of a hungry warg pop?
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* R W C HP:Fine>eq
You are using:
<held>               a riding whip
<held>               a riding whip
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a riding whip
<worn on belt>       a riding whip
<worn on belt>       a riding whip
<worn on belt>       a riding whip
<worn on belt>       a riding whip

* R W C HP:Fine>
Yanze tells you 'gig you drunk bastard'

* R W C HP:Fine>exa
Trail at a Cave
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south. Keeping yourself close to the mountain wall, you press on your hazardous
journey through the Misty Mountains. Looking behind a boulder that has fallen
down on the trail, you see a dark cave.
A sign wrought from black metal, inscribed with blood-red letters stands here.
A hungry warg is standing here, ridden by you.

* R W C HP:Fine>whip warg
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Your blood freezes as you hear a hungry warg's death cry.
A hungry warg is dead! R.I.P.
You stop riding a hungry warg.


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Trail at a Cave
You feel your knees wobbling as you try not to look down the steep cliff to the
south. Keeping yourself close to the mountain wall, you press on your hazardous
journey through the Misty Mountains. Looking behind a boulder that has fallen
down on the trail, you see a dark cave.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
A sign wrought from black metal, inscribed with blood-red letters stands here.

* W C HP:Fine>

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Vecna2001-07-28 07:07:27
Lol! you dork
Chauncey2001-07-28 07:31:18
Ha, that was hilarious
faint2001-07-28 09:07:10
hahah i belive some1 has taken a overdoze=)
*a hungry warg*2001-07-28 10:04:13
Anybody got the number for the humane society?
Dax2001-07-28 12:28:31
Any delay?
Edvard2001-07-28 12:54:51
lol
Rogon2001-07-28 13:09:16
Dax plans to use it in pk .... wonder how he's gonna make a dwarf let him mount up!
Tarden2001-07-28 16:13:13
*Dax the orc* drops a cookie. *a dwarf* bends over to get the cookie. thats now dax mounts a dwarf!
Aschit2001-07-28 17:36:49
Now, if you were a female Beorning, and were wearing a leather riding skirt and a black leather top, combined with a studded leather collar and a pair of high boots, I would be in love!
Dax2001-07-29 02:39:13
ok.. ok,.. very funny very funny.....
NOW STOP IT!
Devastator2001-07-30 11:19:43
Rofl
Uldrak2001-07-30 12:25:56
You must have alot of spare time.....
Hyack2001-07-30 14:22:10
Dax the orc* drops a piece of soap. *a dwarf* bends over to get the piece of soap...
Unknown2001-10-26 16:58:29
hehehehe
Weird2002-03-02 03:57:45
What's wrong with u guys? :P
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