Troll patience example, for relim
posted by Echo
2001-07-31 22:04:33
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Trolls get bored, so trolls talk, troll decide to talk a cpl hours in cellar,
Well, link was suckin, i was personally around 450 ms with 25% loss or so, so i wasnt really in to spammin bree.  We decided to hang in cellar in case the odd chance (.00001 statistically)that a puke would enter.   We were there around 2 hours with 5 min break in the middle.

* W C>
Psycho says: "i should have made a female troll"

* W C>
Varginark falls flat on his face. laugh at him if you must.

* W C>
Saving Echo.

* W C>
Varginark rubs his big round troll belly.

* W C>
Gothia narrates 'holr.. yii cuz pog thab gy satgizp eb ppi luwdenemt da
yellanb kolkies !'

* W C>
Stray narrates 'fi dog navdeb dhartud abeof so i kaabt ell de phele anybese
hooh'

* W C>
Varginark stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* W C>
Varginark curtseys gracefully.

* W C>
Varginark sits down and rests.

* W C>
Backfire stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

=========  I decide to go get a coke  ============

* W C>
Backfire begins some strange incantations...

* W C>
Backfire utters the word 'gaiqhjabral'
You start glowing.

* W C>
Backfire sits down and rests.

* W C>
Backfire © says 'depression gone!'

* W C>
Backfire throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* W C>
The hatch is opened from the other side.

* W C>
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* has arrived from above.
A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Man is here at An Abandoned Cellar!'
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s right foot and
tickles it.
A vicious olog-hai swiftly dodges *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s attempt to
slash him.

* W C>
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

====== I get back after flinging the coke across the room  ======

* W C>
Backfire stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* W C>st

Backfire tries to slash *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*, but she parries
successfully.

* W C>
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C>c
c

Psycho stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* W C>
You stop resting, and stand up.

* W C>c
c          <=====   Link sucks, only 1 thing to do,  and thats SPAM

*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s left arm and tickles
it.

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*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* tries to slash a vicious olog-hai, but he parries
successfully.

*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

kill *man*
Varginark stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

Psycho lightly crushes *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s left arm and tickles it.
Backfire begins some strange incantations...

*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

A vicious olog-hai crushes *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s body very hard.

*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* opens the cask.
Psycho closes the cask.

Backfire utters the words 'braqt eaaf'
The exit east seems to blur for a while.

*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* tries to slash a vicious olog-hai, but he parries
successfully.

Varginark hits *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s right leg extremely hard.

You didn't find anyone.

* W C>close cask
It's already closed!

* W C>close cask
close cask
It's already closed!
Psycho crushes *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s left arm extremely hard and
shatters it.
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C>close cask
It's already closed!

* W C>close cask
It's already closed!

* W C>close cask
It's already closed!

* W C>close cask
It's already closed!

* W C>kill *man*
close cask
It's already closed!
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C>close cask
It's already closed!

* W C>* W C>
Alas! 
You failed to reach her through the melee.

kill *man*
* W C>
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* swiftly dodges Varginark's attempt to hit her.

* W C>
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* tries to slash a vicious olog-hai, but he parries
successfully.

kill *man*
kill *man*
* W C>
Psycho throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* W C>
Psycho crushes *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s body extremely hard.

* W C>
It's already closed!

* W C>
You smite *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s left arm extremely hard and shatt
er
it.
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Wounded a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>
You're alr
eady fighting!

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Wounded a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>
You're alr
eady fighting!

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Wounded a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>
You're alr
eady fighting!
A vicious olog-hai sends *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* sprawling with a
powerful bash.

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Wounded a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s left foot extremely
hard and shatters it.

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Bad a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>rescue backfir
e

Varginark hits *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s left foot extremely hard and
shatters it.

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Awful a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>But nobody i
s fighting him?

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Awful a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>
Psycho says: "haha"
Backfire throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Awful a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* seems to have recovered her senses.
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Awful a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>
Psycho crushes *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s left leg hard and shatters it.
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not
aided.

* W C *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*:Dying a vicious olog-hai:Healthy>
You smite *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter
it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman*'s death cry.
*Magnolia the Dúnadan Woman* has drawn her last breath! R.I.P.

* W C>gac

Psycho says: "u sawk"

* W C>
Backfire © says 'bye!'

* W C>get all corpse
You get a copper ring from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a plain shirt from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a plain hood from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a plain pair of pants from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a thin pair of soft leather boots from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a thin pair of leather gloves from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a fine pair of chain mail sleeves from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a reinforced oak staff from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a fine grey cloak from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks from the corpse of *a
Woman*.
You get an engraved broadsword from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a gleaming belt from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a gem-inlaid knife from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a sable pouch from the corpse of *a Woman*.
You get a fortune in gold from the corpse of *a Woman*.
There was 103 gold coins, 10 silver pennies, and 41 copper pennies.

* W C>
Stray narrates 'ocdually...koniv wuakst lamdendh do zoohbob...lazbazgw was
arha zuewdeg'

* W C>
Psycho giggles.

* W C>
Backfire hops around looking rather silly.

* W C>laugh

Varginark says 'hahaha'

* W C>
You fall down laughing.

* W C>
Varginark smiles viciously.

* W C>say holy shit
emote says: holy shit
Ok.

* W C>
Backfire © says 'my stored block payed off!'

* W C>
Varginark giggles.
Psycho says: "fun"

* W C>
Backfire starts taking the scalp from the corpse.



No skill, no thinking needed, no fair, chump kill, spam loot, 

But 2 hours of bullshitting does get you someplace after all.
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David2001-07-31 22:07:18
haha NICE! =P trollidling pays off! =P
Drinar2001-07-31 22:08:51
*laugh* Damn, idlewhoring pays off.
Backfire ©2001-07-31 22:09:19
Well, I loved it :) We knew the chance of pukes enterin there is pretty low, so I was rather confused and slow on blockin when someone finally did... Comf on coke though!
Fredde2001-07-31 22:44:45
i bet you learned that idle pk tactic from the idle lord himself........ Donutello *worship*
Aschit2001-07-31 22:54:38
When I was helping Donutello xp some when he was a mume newbie, he went afk all the time as I recall :)
Lowyn2001-07-31 23:20:37
And you're proud of that? :)
Vargas2001-08-01 00:07:48
lowyn is the last one to talk about pride. *Follow leader*
Backfire ©2001-08-01 00:55:56
Well, as Echo so firmly stated, no skill needed, so that should mean nothing to be proud about.. the point of this log I think was to just show Relim that he's not the only one with patience around here :)
Guano2001-08-01 01:12:51
*howl* I remeber those days...sittin around cave middle of summer then gettin kills that take NO skill at all :p fun fun fun!
Mouser2001-08-01 01:42:38
It took her some time to open the cask .... a bit faster there and she might
have gotten out .... was like 6 wasted flee attempts before she opened cask.
Such is life *comf*
Nerf2001-08-01 04:00:18
It woulda really sucked if that was the million dollar can of coke and you
broke the damn thing for a pk...8)
Rogon2001-08-01 07:31:46
That olog was so obviously on triggers. Some v+ look into it and demote the bastard.
Echo2001-08-01 07:38:54
That was my last F****** coke too, i had to drink rum and kool-aid tonight
but.... its not that bad of a mix, baccardi and fruitpunch
TRY IT
Relim2001-08-01 11:19:02
Snicker, you're just a lazy idle whore!
Backfire ©2001-08-01 12:07:50
Well, we figured a sancted olog would scare pukes shitless in there, and I almost think that's why she was so late opening cast *lol* Had to look twice mebbe ? We were sittin there around 2 hours rl with me permasancting Echo.. Strange, but sittin in there is always a thrill.. you never know if 10 pukes enter all of a sudden *gig*
Jocke2001-08-01 14:25:03
Hehe me and Johan(Magnolia) were laughing pretty good too. WE tried to fight
some extremly wimpy trolls and orcs for several hours but they only ran inside
safe areas after the first hit. The few and only fights they brought us was from
inside of warrens and s of dt door with door broken.. even if 4 vs 2. We then decided
to check warrens one last time and if nothing was there we would rentrent. Johan,
impatient as he is just dismounted his horse and went straight down into cellar. :)
Tried to run in and break the wall from inside but the break was resisted. I guess
it pays off some times to be a total wimp sitting in dt, caves, warrens or what ever,
and never go outside. :)
Manic2001-08-01 14:43:48
Hey, Jocke please tell Johan not to permablind everyone he meets and mebbe we, and others, would stand still to fight you. God damn retarded Magnolia spammed that blind button like mad all the damn time. We tried to hit you 2 vs 2 me and buick but beeing permablinded ain't my cup of tea.
Devastator2001-08-01 16:02:40
If pukes try blind me I always instaleave fights too. Blind is so boring. Nice gettig xp on that spamblinding fuck=P
Psycho2001-08-01 16:38:35
mwahaha, i was so afk in the beginning =p anyway, what took u so long, starting to open cask? how can u enter cellar that unprepared? =p atleast have doortarget, alias or pretyped cask or something...
gretna2001-08-01 17:25:03
echo isnt wimp jocke ;*(
gretna2001-08-01 17:25:06
echo isnt wimp jocke ;*(
gretna2001-08-01 17:27:56
heheheh u should do that at stonedoor and when 2/3 legends enter to get themselves a key ............ ;) hehehe , no luring just sit and chat for some.
gretna2001-08-01 17:27:56
heheheh u should do that at stonedoor and when 2/3 legends enter to get themselves a key ............ ;) hehehe , no luring just sit and chat for some.
Unknown2001-08-01 17:42:50
WE LOVE YOU, ECHO! YOU ARE SO BRILLIANT, YOU ARE SO FUNNY, YOU ARE SO KIND, YOU ARE SO SO SO COOL! DONT EVER NEVER RETIRE AND LEAVE US ALONE. NEVER. ECHO E C H O!
Echo2001-08-01 18:06:40
stare
GORETONGUE2001-08-01 22:33:45
*howl* re: jocke's comment about being a wimp sitting in warrens paying off: eat corpse and die
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