I found i funny anyways =)
posted by Kralor
2001-08-01 00:58:47
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Went ooc to prac some etc.. found 1 newbie elf and killed it found another nona
o R W C>s
An Ancient Broken Road
Exits: =North= [East] =South= [West].

You see some tracks of *an Elf* leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

o R W C>s
An Ancient Broken Road
*an Elf* is resting here.
Exits: =North= East =South= West.
Aha, you have found your victim!

* R W C>qlb *elf*
cast quick 'lightning bolt' *elf*
You start to concentrate...

*an Elf* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *an Elf* with full impact.
*an Elf* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.
You try to slash *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* R W C Mana:Burning *an Elf*:Wounded>qlb *elf*

*an Elf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* R W C Mana:Burning *an Elf*:Wounded>cast quick 'lightning bolt' *elf*
You start to concentrate...

*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*an Elf* leaves west.                               ###Felt like trap but what the hell

o R W C Mana:Burning>
A large rabbit has arrived from the west.

o R W C Mana:Burning>w
e                                                    ###e prespammed before entering
The Animal Pen
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Saladin the Silvan Elf* is here, riding a warhorse.
*Elebor the Eriadorian Man* is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: East.
*Elebor the Eriadorian Man* tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.
*Elebor the Eriadorian Man* swiftly dodges your attempt to slash him.

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>flee
*Saladin the Silvan Elf* closes the gate.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>flee
You are already attempting to flee!

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
*Elebor the Eriadorian Man* tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>csq
change spell quick
Ok.

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
*Saladin the Silvan Elf* utters the words 'braqt eaaf'
The exit east seems to blur for a while.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
You try to slash *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*, but he parries successfully.

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>work  ###ups
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* R W C Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
*Saladin the Silvan Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Saladin the Silvan Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
*Saladin the Silvan Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>word  ###worth a try ..dont have quake
cast 'word'
You start to concentrate...

PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

*Saladin the Silvan Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Saladin the Silvan Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>word
cast 'word'
You start to concentrate...

*an Elf* says 'GROUP ME'
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

*Saladin the Silvan Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Saladin the Silvan Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
You try to slash *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*, but he parries successfully.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>word
cast 'word'
You start to concentrate...

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
*Elebor the Eriadorian Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
*Elebor the Eriadorian Man* crushes your right hand hard.

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
*an Elf* has left the group!

word
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>
Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *Elebor the Eriadorian Man*:Healthy>cast 'word'
You start to concentrate...

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

*an Elf* says 'GROUP'

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

The sun rises in the east.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Grassy Field
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
Your vision is troubled and you feel disoriented.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
You slowly regain your bearings as your head clears.  ### *cackle*

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
A fallow deer leaves west.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>whois elebor
Elebor The Last of The Great is a level forty-six Eriadorian Warden.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>sq
search q
You begin to search ...

You didn't find anyone.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>sc
161/247 hit, 109/111 mana, and 111/125 moves.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>l
Grassy Field
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>info
You are a male Orc.
You are 56 years, 8 months, and 25 days old.
You have played 6 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Kralor  (level 32).
You are five feet nine and weigh eleven stone and five pounds.
Perception: vision 15, hearing -15, smell -15. Alertness: normal.
You are totally corrupted by the Evilness of Morgoth!
You are welcome in Goblin Town.
You are carrying sixty-six pounds of equipment. A tad uncomfortable, but no problem.
Your base abilities are: Str:16 Int:16 Wis:16 Dex:13 Con:15 Wil:14 Per:11.
Offensive Bonus: 54%, Dodging Bonus: 52%, Parrying Bonus: 78%.
Your armour provides an average protection of 42%.
You have 161/247 hit, 109/111 mana, and 113/125 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy. 
You will flee if your hit points go below 100.
You have scored 12,444,486 experience points and you have 50,539 travel points.
You are recognised as a leader of the forces of the Dark Lord.
You need 605,514 exp. points and 2,761 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 89 gold coins, 6 silver pennies, and 78 copper pennies.
You are speaking Orkish.
You will swim if necessary.
You will climb if necessary.

You are subjected to the following temporary effects:
- noquit
- novoid
- strength
- shield
- armour

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>l
Grassy Field
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.

* W C HP:Hurt>sc
162/247 hit, 111/111 mana, and 115/125 moves.
prac

Word of recall         Average    Very hard  Shaman       7, Short ### 4 pracs in word =)

* W C HP:Hurt>eq
You are using:
<wielded>            a dark broadsword (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a bejewelled shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a plain hood (brand new)
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a pair of soft leather sleeves (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a pair of soft leather gloves (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn around neck>   a black amulet
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a jewelled ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a gleaming belt
<worn on belt>       a butcher's cleaver (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a stone
<worn on belt>       a fragrant-smelling bag
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
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rage2001-08-01 01:24:59
damn that was cool :)
Elistan2001-08-01 01:25:47
Awesome escape
Saladin2001-08-01 01:27:31
Stopped nuking to let Elebor group this elfie, otherwise u would have died.
Garkan2001-08-01 01:31:27
Obviously a smart move, what u think orc was casting? harm? not likely
Everhate2001-08-01 02:01:24
Stopeporters hoo.. oh wait! this was actually cool
Vale2001-08-01 02:15:44
Nice sinister magiks ork brother! I still no trust ur magiks too much but I start to see the good of it!
Vargas2001-08-01 03:01:00
so? i love storeport too because i cant escape else! im wimp and i cant play w/o using storeport. so forgive me god!
Everhate2001-08-01 03:14:36
Good lord, just noticed what a fakking sissy Elebor is too. Try going agg next time so you actually HIT something and he might not be able to cast next time.
Vargas2001-08-01 08:19:02
cackle, i'm known pker now since ppl started commenting in my name :PPP
The sun rises i2001-08-01 09:42:57
You flanic and attempt to pee.
Vargas2001-08-01 11:19:02
IM THE MOST KNOWN PKER IN WORLD! and you all are jelous because you cant storeport!
Zhagrat2001-08-01 11:53:43
Hmm Well I was Aggressive st 153 % ob and Silvery morningstar so dear browntongue Everhate keep yar bright ideas to yarself :)
Devastator2001-08-01 16:14:40
Niiiiiiice escape=P
Dardhel2001-08-01 16:42:02
Same result as a stored port yet people think this is cool and a stored port is lame.
MUME population is pretty fucking stupid...
Aschit2001-08-01 16:56:31
I think even a stored port would have been good in this situation. Storeporting isn't as bad as trapping 3 v. 1 IMO. Storeporting in open areas and in 1:1 fights though....
Deacon2001-08-01 17:10:29
quick thinking...
gretna2001-08-01 17:19:56
stored port is pussy ESP when done in open areas because INSTEAD of storing offensive shit and trying to get kills , u all prepared to port out. word of recall i NO WAY as wimpy a word takes ages, can be interrupted and shamans fail it alot (esp with 4 pracs ! ) ectect, btw for some reason i thought WORD could only be casted while not in combat, its changed ? oralways been that way ;0)?
adroit2001-08-01 20:46:50
me thinks dardhel may be the one that is lacking lusterous mental capacity in this situation, as no one is as pissed at the result of storeporting as they are at its delivery. This was cool because there was risk and most likely would fail, where as a stored teleport involves no risk and is ludicrous as it takes away from offensive ability meaning the person is just jerking you around and doesn't want to fight. If someone did this same situation with a non stored teleport, I am pretty sure that people would be almost as impressed.
a snot2001-08-02 12:28:27
bwahhaha!
stupid2001-08-05 02:50:09
wow ...it took me about 2 min to figure out that he ported out
i kept looking at it think wtf just happened
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