Damn Snagas!
posted by Vale of Darknes
2001-08-03 23:48:54
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Snagas have been a pain as of late ...
o W C HP:Fine>bash orc
flee
Your bash at an orkish veteran guard sends him sprawling.
You smite an orkish veteran guard's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

o W C HP:Fine an orkish veteran guard:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
A Tunnel
Exits: North West.

o W C HP:Fine>n
Guardpost at a Tunnel Fork
You see five spiked heads on the ground.
The corpse of an orkish veteran guard is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
The shadow of Takhr the orkish warden is floating here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North East South.

o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish veteran guard bleeds from open wounds.

o W C HP:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>bash orc

SNAGA-ORC leaves east.

o W C HP:Fine>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o W C HP:Fine>bash orc

An orkish veteran guard seems to have recovered his senses.

o W C HP:Fine>flee
Your bash at an orkish veteran guard sends him sprawling.
You smite an orkish veteran guard's right hand extremely hard and shatter it.

o W C HP:Fine an orkish veteran guard:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
East Fork
SNAGA-ORC is standing here.
Exits: East West.

o W C HP:Fine>w
Guardpost at a Tunnel Fork
You see five spiked heads on the ground.
The corpse of an orkish veteran guard is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
The shadow of Takhr the orkish warden is floating here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North East South.

o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish veteran guard seems to have recovered his senses.

o W C HP:Fine>bash orc
flee
SNAGA-ORC has arrived from the east.

SNAGA-ORC leaves east.

[WHY IS THIS SNAGA SPAMMING AROUND HERE ???]

Your bash at an orkish veteran guard sends him sprawling.
You smite an orkish veteran guard's body extremely hard and shatter it.

o W C HP:Fine an orkish veteran guard:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
East Fork
SNAGA-ORC is standing here.
Exits: East West.

o W C HP:Fine>w
Guardpost at a Tunnel Fork
There are five spiked heads here.
The corpse of an orkish veteran guard is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
The shadow of Takhr the orkish warden is floating here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North East South.

o W C HP:Fine>
Flatbrain has arrived from the south.

o W C HP:Fine>
Flatbrain leaves east.

o W C HP:Fine>
Flatbrain has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish veteran guard seems to have recovered his senses.

o W C HP:Fine>bash orc
flee
SNAGA-ORC has arrived from the east.

SNAGA-ORC leaves south.

Flatbrain leaves east.
Your bash at an orkish veteran guard sends him sprawling.
You smite an orkish veteran guard's head extremely hard and shatter it.

o W C HP:Fine an orkish veteran guard:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
Tunnel Bend
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
Exits: South West.

o W C HP:Fine>s
Guardpost at a Tunnel Fork
There are five spiked heads here.
The corpse of an orkish veteran guard is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
The shadow of Takhr the orkish warden is floating here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North East South.

o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish veteran guard seems to have recovered his senses.

o W C HP:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC has arrived from the south.

o W C HP:Fine>bash orc
SNAGA-ORC leaves east.

Your bash at an orkish veteran guard sends him sprawling.
You smite an orkish veteran guard's body extremely hard and shatter it.

o W C HP:Fine an orkish veteran guard:Awful>flee
You flee head over heels.
Tunnel Bend
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
Exits: South West.

o W C HP:Fine>s
Guardpost at a Tunnel Fork
You see five spiked heads on the ground.
The corpse of an orkish veteran guard is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
The shadow of Takhr the orkish warden is floating here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Snurran is standing here.
SNAGA-ORC is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

o W C HP:Fine>
Rorka has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>
Rorka leaves south.

o W C HP:Fine>kill orc

SNAGA-ORC leaves east.

o W C HP:Fine>
You smite an orkish veteran guard's left arm extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
It begins to be automatic...
Your blood freezes as you hear an orkish veteran guard's death cry.
An orkish veteran guard is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse

o W C HP:Fine>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

o W C HP:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC gets a ring mail hauberk from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.
SNAGA-ORC gets a ring mail coif from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.
SNAGA-ORC gets a pair of ring mail leggings from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.
SNAGA-ORC gets a pair of iron-shod boots from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.
SNAGA-ORC gets a pair of ring mail gloves from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.
SNAGA-ORC gets a pair of ring mail sleeves from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.
SNAGA-ORC gets a spiked shield from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.
SNAGA-ORC gets a jagged-edged scimitar from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.
SNAGA-ORC gets a studded leather belt from the corpse of an orkish veteran guard.

o W C HP:Fine>get all corpse

SNAGA-ORC leaves east.

o W C HP:Fine>
You can't find anything in the corpse.

[AH HA! YOU LITTLE FUCKER!]

o W C HP:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>k SNAGA-ORC
You smite SNAGA-ORC's left arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Snurran leaves south.

[ALWAYS ASK QUESTIONS LATER I SAY]

o W C HP:Fine SNAGA-ORC:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC panics, and attempts to flee.
SNAGA-ORC leaves north.

o W C HP:Fine>n
k SNAGA-ORC
Tunnel Bend
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
SNAGA-ORC is standing here.
Exits: South West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o W C HP:Fine>
You approach SNAGA-ORC, trying to smite him.
SNAGA-ORC crushes your right foot hard and tickles it.

o W C HP:Fine SNAGA-ORC:Fine>
You smite SNAGA-ORC's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

o W C HP:Fine SNAGA-ORC:Wounded>
SNAGA-ORC panics, and attempts to flee.
SNAGA-ORC leaves west.

o W C HP:Fine>w
k SNAGA-ORC
A Sloping Tunnel
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>w
w
A Sloping Tunnel
SNAGA-ORC is standing here.
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>Sloping Tunnel
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>e
A Sloping Tunnel
SNAGA-ORC is standing here.
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

o W C HP:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC tells you 'il lgive it to u'

o W C HP:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC leaves east.

o W C HP:Fine>emote says drop it now
Ok.

o W C HP:Fine>tell SNAGA-ORC NOW U LIL FUCKER
Ok.

o W C HP:Fine>
Snurran has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>
Snurran leaves west.

o W C HP:Fine>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Flatbrain            - A Blasted Furnace
Snurran              - A Steep Tunnel
Sniffer              - Cavern
SNAGA-ORC            - A Sloping Tunnel
Rorka                - Orc Sleeping Warrens
Darech               - Cavern
Vale                 - A Sloping Tunnel

o W C HP:Fine>e

SNAGA-ORC has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>kill SNAGA-ORC
A Sloping Tunnel
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

o W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>w
A Sloping Tunnel
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>w

SNAGA-ORC has arrived from the west.

o W C HP:Fine>Sloping Tunnel
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

o W C HP:Fine>e
A Sloping Tunnel
SNAGA-ORC is standing here.
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

o W C HP:Fine>
SNAGA-ORC gives you a mottled cloak.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a ring mail hauberk.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a ring mail coif.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a pair of ring mail leggings.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a pair of iron-shod boots.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a pair of ring mail gloves.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a pair of ring mail sleeves.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a spiked shield.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a jagged-edged scimitar.
SNAGA-ORC gives you a studded leather belt.

o W C HP:Fine>
Saving Vale.

o W C HP:Fine>e
e
A Sloping Tunnel
Exits: East West.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.


[HEHE ... ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS ASK AND I WOULD HAVE LET HIM LOOT]

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Supersnaga2001-08-04 00:03:10
1. Maybe Vale should think about doing his xp someplace other than snaga central if he so bothered by "snagas". 2. Asking for the junk back would have been easy enough. 3. It was junk, so forget about it and move on. 4. The snaga involved should probably be playing a nice hobbit until he gets better informed about mume manners (but judging from Vale, that sometime never happens anyway). 5. The only thing more pathetic than looting snagas is legend bullies who beat up on snagas. P.S. Booooooooooo Vale, ya big bully.
Vale2001-08-04 00:06:30
Most uruks agree with me Supersnaga. I bet he wont do something so dorkie again will he? This is the way of orcs ... stick to playing pukes.
Molak2001-08-04 00:11:02
i would have killed him anyway :P
One2001-08-04 00:26:00
Wow, he even gave you a mottled cloak to make up for it.
Azmodan2001-08-04 00:32:12
Bah, I would've killed him and burnt his corpse for that, seems uruks nowadays are too kind... well, guess I'll drop by and fix that one day...
Vale2001-08-04 00:37:23
Well, I had just killed a different snaga like 10 minutes before for similar dorkie behavior ... figured I would give this one a second chance. I was about to level so was in a relatively good orc-mood. *evil grin*
Old-Snaga2001-08-04 00:39:45
Well, this is another example of how a good number of Snaga/non-Ologs act these days...

Complete BS.. Oh well, can't bring back the old days..so just kill them and maybe they learn.
Bungee2001-08-04 00:42:33
Yea, sad times in orkish caves indeed. Yesterday a snaga told me if I could lead
him to warrens. I fell of my chair as he explained he meant orc sleeping warrens. Then another snaga, after asking some really newbie questions, explains he doesn't play whitie anymore because they're so boring; and the sole puke who speaks like he did is a lvl 10ish warrior. So...you uruks deal with it as you see fit. I wouldn't be as gentle, I just don't have the authority to spank them.
*a human being*2001-08-04 01:36:25
Wow, you guys are really tough!!! Why aint you hanging around on street corners mugging old ladies? Probably because you are a bunch of pansy ass wusses who are overcompensating for being sissies by being mean to poor little snagas trying to figure the game out. Just so you don't get too sentimental about the "old days," you don't know nothing about the old days if you thing it was open season on snagas. When I made my first orc (probably in around '94), I got 20 times more help that I ever got in bree and I didn't ask for it (and didn't particularly want it, come to think of it).
The Flamemagnet2001-08-04 01:47:46
I don't agree with abusing snagas (whether or not they are really new to the dark side), but it would be to everybody's benefit it there was an experience quotient used to make someone eligible to create a darkie character. With the account system it should be easy enough to fix it so you can't make a darkie unless you have one level 21+ character in your account (or something like that). Something similar could also be imped to force the superpuke lab rats to play darkie (like--no new levels if the total puke levels in your account is more than 2 times dark levels--where only levels about 15 count for anything). I'm sure ya'll gonna love this idea, so flame away!!!
Fredde2001-08-04 02:35:06
its always been this way for orcs. snagas are made for picking on. remeber when legend orcs went berserk when you asked that level they where.
Azg2001-08-04 02:40:41
Vale should have killed him methinks.
Well2001-08-04 03:26:58
I have been palyin this game since 94, and I can tell you that except for a few fuckheads, sharing eq among darkies has always been the way, but nowadays, people spare their eq incase their best fried dies, prob is that when their best fried dies also they die, and then they start complainin about not sharing eq, like if they had done that in da first palce, GOD DAMN IT I HATE FUCKIN NEWIDE DARKIES, AND I HATE P(LING) FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKNUT AND I HATE, WELL LEMME SEE, SINCE I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW...... THINK , EVERY GOD DAMN PLAYER THAT HASN'T BEEN PLAYIN FOR 5 YEARS OR MORE .... heh, that must mean I hate must uf you fucknut newbies
MUME2001-08-04 03:32:20
opps still drunk, still hate friggin whinin newbies
Vale2001-08-04 04:13:00
*HumanBeing* ... you think this was some newbie the way he was spamming back and forth thru the room waiting to spamloot when the mob died? Heck no it wasn't. It was some puke fresh to the darkside that needed to be taught not to fuck around.
Almariel2001-08-04 05:43:37
Maybe there should be popquiz instead of "Are you an experienced
player [Yes/No]" question at character creation. PPL who cannot
answer simple question from whitie life, don't get to play a darkie.
Old Snaga2001-08-04 07:33:32
Well Flamemagnet.. I wasn't really speaking of just this one incident. In general I agree with you about 'the old days'. However, it seemed it was common sense not to be a dumbass looting kills and shit.. then Ologs/Uruks 'would' give shit freely and help.
Mandor2001-08-04 07:35:20
Quiz 1: Recite directions from sppi->willow.
Quiz 2: At what level is endurance maxed for a warrior?
Quiz 3: Relim lives down in... 1: Dunland x: Tharbad 2: Warrens ?
Norsu2001-08-04 08:35:32
Eh, what's wrong with a new orc not knowing orc caves? that makes you fall off your chair? When i started playing orc, i didnt know them either. It's good people start playing orcs, and if they dont know layout of caves yet, i'll help them with dirs gladly! The annoying one are the ones who are MUME-newbies and ask how to fill a skin.
Junkmonger2001-08-04 08:36:11
Vale must have shit for brains. Why does somebody have to spam back and forth to loot. Maybe he was just autolooting and hit the room at a bad time when he was running around looking for the toilet. Otherwise he could stand there spamming take all corpse. WTF is the difference. The only problem here is that Vale was looking for an excuse to be a prick. So what's new?
Rogon2001-08-04 08:37:35
Mandors quiz: 1. all w, s, all w, nwssssww op fissures seneseeneewneswwwswnwwswnwnee 2. 68 3. warrens. what did i win?
Tarden2001-08-04 08:47:56
LOL that was a funny log.. i still laughing!
Vale2001-08-04 09:19:08
Junkmonger ... he was spamming thru the room cause the shadow there was aggro to him. He asked me a bit before this log to kill the shadow because it was hitting him whenever he would stand there. *doh* Guess he wanted it out of the way so he could loot more easily. *snicker* Like I said, I would have gladly let him have the stuff if he had just asked. And yes, I am usually a prick and never play fair, never give out eq, never help orcs tp or exp, etc etc. *stare*
Vale's mom2001-08-04 11:56:56
_And_ he doesn't put down the toilet seat or pick up after himself. I'd kick him out, but after you've lived with someone for 42 years you get sort of used to him being an inconsiderate slob.
Devastator2001-08-04 12:24:37
Same I do now with low level trolls insulting me like I suck or much worse.... lately many ppl think it is cool to log a lvl 1 and spam me with shit. Also if I see ppl attack mobs in cave or cellar I warn them 3 times not to do so because orcs and bns need those anytime, else I kill them too. That weak ahhhh it is a newbie I been newbie to blablablabla well learn the hard way then. GOod you killed it, newbies are to be playing a puke.
Bungee to Norsu2001-08-04 13:25:40
Sure I helped him with dirs...the thing is, asking where to find shaman GM or something would be ok, but to lead him to rentplace from armourer is just too clueless. He wasn't even in a hurry to rent! It's like what you hear on puke narrates: 'Any1 BM/GH/Fornost can take me to shop/Bree/Rivendell? You can have my pony if you do!'
Unknown2001-08-04 15:09:40
The funniest and most useless offer I ever got was: "will you take me to Rdll? You can kill me if you want for xp as long as I can get my equip back afterwards"
Unknown2001-08-04 15:20:59
The funniest and most useless offer I ever got was: "will you take me to Rdll? You can kill me if you want for xp as long as I can get my equip back afterwards"
Vargas2001-08-04 18:06:43
me stinkeeeeee
Vargas2001-08-04 18:06:58
me lick diiiiiiics
Fildur2001-08-04 20:14:34
As puke endurance doesnt max at 68...
Tio2001-08-05 15:33:31
Seems most of people here have forgotten that at one time they were also newbies. But then again, To be a nerd is socially quite hard, so I understand your anger towards the newbies in the game -- you probably get the same kind of treatment in RL. Well I know I would treat you like this though, newbie-hating OLDIES.
Tio2001-08-05 15:34:16
Seems most of people here have forgotten that at one time they were also newbies. But then again, To be a nerd is socially quite hard, so I understand your anger towards the newbies in the game -- you probably get the same kind of treatment in RL. Well I know I would treat you like this though, newbie-hating OLDIES.
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