a walk in da park?
posted by Ior
2001-08-08 00:44:02
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lol, this was so funny for me. the log probably sux for you though, but thats ki
As i, in complete harmony, were walking to warrens from dt, where some
pukes just killed my freinds. (i wasnt hunted or anything at this
point) and i had draughts so no danger... Btw, i have some cokes
at home, that i wanna drink before i go abroad in 2 days=)



* HP:Fine Move:Weak>Open Coke
You open up a coke, ahh the beautiful sound...

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>w
Trail through a Forest
Exits: North ^East^ South ^West^.

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>w
Trail through a Forest
Exits: ^North^ ^East^.

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>n
w                       
Canyon Trail
Exits: ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>Canyon Trail
Exits: North ^East^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>Drink Coke
AAaargh, as you take a sip from the can, the carbonic acid
in it, starts to bubble. 
You get coke all over yer hand and shirt
and you start to fumble with the can.

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>w
Canyon Trail
Exits: North ^East^ ^West^.

The fumbling gets worse, and you accidently drop the can...
now all u can count on is your luck.. on what key will it land
first....... wait a second, i never had any luck! Uh-uh...

n
bash $target;stand
rescue $rescue
etcetc..

* HP:Fine Move:Weak>
En route to the ground far below, your mind leaves your body, taking the time
to admire the landscape in the few seconds before impact. Maybe the next
opportunity, you will choose to respect the physical laws which govern Arda.

You are dead! Sorry...

Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that......... <-- actually, i dont feel that relaxed, im kinda laughing/crying my ass off =)


Oh and do i have to mention that i had met a dwarf who found
out i died, and called his freinds who looted everything? No
biggie... ornate, lmw etc... shrug, atleast it was worth a good
laugh, for me that is =)
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David2001-08-08 00:52:17
hahahaha.. this is the kinda way i coulda get myself killed =P
Feriand2001-08-08 01:10:50
I was scratching my head for a long time wondering how i got Ior on trophy 8p
! Bet the coke was warm too
Edvard2001-08-08 01:13:08
it was room-temperature... =p
Edvard2001-08-08 01:21:03
if i had only dropped it right down tho... but nooo, i tried to "dodge" it, and by trying to catch the damn can, i kind of steered it to the upper right corner, where the damn north key is =p
Aschit2001-08-08 01:42:29
Reminds me of the time I spilled over my whole keyboard, and my 'r' key stopped working right away. I managed to get to a rent mob, but couldn't rent without the 'r' key. By the time I got a god to rent me, shout was my only way to communicate. Was funny as hell, even though no one could understand my (first) narrates) and (last) shouts. Finally someone figured out that I was missing some keys and asked if I wanted to rent....and I had to find some stupid way to answer on top of it :)
Antar2001-08-08 01:43:39
And you said it was a good thing I wasn't at warrens! HA!
FREdde2001-08-08 02:25:08
hahahahahahhha
Gerd2001-08-08 02:41:01
One of the scariest things that ever happened to me was that I once spilled tea on my keyboard and my control key got stuck. It took me quite a while to even figure out that it was it and not some evil application having taken control over my computer!
Mandor2001-08-08 08:41:16
Hehe, dont drink and drive!
Devastator2001-08-08 08:59:38
ROFL
Edvard2001-08-08 09:30:13
gig mandor, thats just what i yelled to da pukes, while explaining how the hell i end up on their trophy =p
Ethar2001-08-09 03:06:06
haha, this reminds of of the time when.. oh fuck
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