Ladies Night!!
posted by George W. Bush
2001-08-10 23:39:06
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With the 2002 midterm elections little more than a year away,
President George W. Bush plans to improve his sagging approval
ratings among women voters by proposing a nationwide federally
funded “Ladies’ Nite.”    

THE NIGHT, or “nite” as it is spelled in White House memos
detailing the proposal, would take place on Wednesdays in bars
across the country and would offer rebates to women voters in
the form of free beverages and bar snacks.

Confronted with poor poll numbers among women voters, Bush
huddled with Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary
Donald Rumsfeld, who helped him develop the “Ladies’ Nite” plan.

In addition to free drinks and snacks, the Wednesday-night rebate
program will include a variety of contests in which women voters
will be invited to “strut their stuff” for additional prizes,
according to one insider.

“Basically, it’s a good way to remind women voters that the
president cares about them and to take their minds off of all of
the oil drilling and coal burning he wants to do,” the insider says.

Some in the Bush administration have criticized the plan for being
out of touch with the real concerns of women voters, arguing that
only middle-aged white men were involved in devising the program.
Others, however, dispute this contention. “It’s not just a bunch of
guys who were behind this,” says the insider. “Jenna and Barbara
were very involved, too.” 
 
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Aram2001-08-11 00:20:55
americans suck
Aschit2001-08-11 00:44:11
Dear President Dubya, I am writing to express my disappointment with your progress so far in your presidency. In particular, I refer to several campaign promises that you made that have yet to come to fruition. First, your promise to make every Iowan (I live in the state) a wealthy oil executive like you and your cabinet has not yet come to pass. I can't say I am surprised in this matter, since the largest source of gas products in our fair state is emitted from the rectums of millions of hogs. Secondly, your promise of 'a hooker on every corner, and a bottle of J.D. in every cabinet' is still not visible as well. In fact, my hometown just exercized a crackdown on hookers, call girls, whores, tramps, and perfume saleswomen. Is it possible the 'cabinet' you referred to was your group of presidential advisors? Finally, and of particular interest to me, I am waiting for the Texas-sized ranch home you promised to build for every man, woman, and underage child who voted for you in the election. I even went to the extreme of signing up several deceased relatives! I know you are a busy man, what with learning your ABC's and working on counting past 20, but please take the time to consider the many promises you made during your campaign! Sincerely, Aschit 'elemenopee' Bladebard
Moonshade2001-08-11 04:46:31
President with IQ 98, american citizens should be proud
Hrmm..2001-08-11 06:30:17
Damn.. when this board starts talking politics.. time to stop reading.

Save it for the talk shows man!
Lochdale2001-08-11 07:52:05
Sigh...so young...yet so very stupid...its all well and good children until you have to start paying for it. Think about that and maybe your views will be a little more realistic.
Mammoth2001-08-11 08:13:29
Moonshade with IQ 50, you should be proud.
The president didn't take any tests.. a bunch of "genouses" decided he has iq of 98.
geez..
khazgren2001-08-11 08:29:46
i think most people would agree he had low eq. :P
i have a good laugh when i occasionally read the unedited versions
of his speeches. its not what hes saying, its how he says it. :P
khazgren2001-08-11 08:39:41
ahem
eq=iq
Vecna2001-08-11 08:51:15
Believe me when i saw we aren't proud of that bumbling, rambling idiot.
Vecna2001-08-11 08:52:26
say! Say! Not saw! Damn you Khazgren, you made me typo.
wellknown2001-08-11 09:40:23
Low eq??? Jeez, Bush had newbiekit when he got whacked in his youth!
*.se2001-08-11 12:12:36
Damn america! You suck!

GO GĂ–RAN!!!GO GĂ–RAN!!!GO GĂ–RAN!!!GO GĂ–RAN!!!GO GĂ–RAN!!!GO GĂ–RAN!!!GO GĂ–RAN!!!
To Moonshade2001-08-11 15:09:57

Fake internet site I'm afraid Moonshade. Get your news from NPR, It's much
more reliable. Free room, board and semi-automatic rifle of your choice to
anyone who would like to see how we really vote in a America. -Contact me
Aschit2001-08-11 15:25:55
For anyone who was concerned, my first comment was sarcastic.
Shadrach2001-08-11 15:54:29
GO YANKEES GO! GEORGE W ROCKS! PLEASE INVADE OUR COUNTRY AND GIVE US
MCDONALDS AND COKE AND KILL OUR SOCIALISTS! PLEASE PLEASE! SEND US THE CIA!
Aschit2001-08-11 17:34:04
How about we send you our drug/gun/crime/murder/violence/ignorance/apathy problems instead? I bet you'd enjoy them as much as we do :)
Devastator2001-08-13 08:27:45
USA rulez, IQ does not raise over 10.
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