Short log, some pk, lots of spam.
Wife has awakened you.
Wife says ‘I think it’s time.’
time
The time is 12:00 a.m. (real time). Since you are not on Mume, you should be asleep.
A Wife says ‘The contractions are five minutes apart.’
stand
You stand up.
get all
You get a dirty pair of shorts.
You get a dirty shirt.
wear all
You wear a dirty pair of shorts on your legs.
You wear a dirty shirt on your body.
n
A Hallway
w
A Spare Bedroom
A simple dresser is here.
op dresser
OK.
get socks dresser
You get a pair of socks, with a hole in one end from the simple dresser.
wear socks
You put a pair of socks, with a hole in one end on your feet.
eq
You are wearing:
<worn on body> A dirty shirt (worn out)
<worn on legs> A pair of Scooby-Doo underwear (brand new)
<worn on legs> A dirty pair of shorts (used)
<worn on feet> A pair of socks with a hole in one end (ragged)
e
A Hallway
s
A Living Room
A scratching post is here.
get all.shoes
You get an ancient pair of sneakers.
You get a pair of women’s shoes.
inv
You are carrying:
An ancient pair of sneakers (ragged)
A pair of women’s shoes (brand new)
Wife has arrived from the east.
Wife says ‘have you seen my shoes?’
give 2.shoes wife
OK.
Wife says ‘hoarder’
wear shoes
You tie an ancient pair of sneakers on your feet.
get hat scratching post
You get a University of Northern Iowa hat from a scratching post.
wear hat
You wear a University of Northern Iowa hat on your head.
score
Hit points: 234/234, Mana:10/87, Moves: 56/140 ****Here I am SURE I will die moveless****
*A Cat* (Oscar) has arrived from the north.
pet cat
You ruffle *A Cat*’s hair playfully.
*A Cat* (Oscar) says ‘purrrrrr’.
n
A Kitchen
w
At the Side Door
w
Outside the Side Door
n
Outside the Garage
1
[op exit]
OK.
n
Inside the Garage
A nice shiny car is here, waiting to travel. (wife)
A rusty pile of crap with wheels is here, waiting to serve. (mine)
Ride wife
You hop in a car, and start riding.
Wife mounts on a car, and starts riding.
s
Outside the Garage
********SPAM DELETED, here I spam dirs to hospital, but get lost once in randoms for a few rooms************
********Some time later:*********
In the Hospital Birthing Room
A friendly nurse has arrived from the west.
A friendly nurse says ‘It seems to be false labor.’
(slow) score
Hit points: 12/234, Mana: 3/87 Moves: 23/140
rent
A friendly nurse says ‘You cannot rent here.’
A friendly nurse says ‘We are closing, you must leave.’
Outside a Hospital Birthing Room
The door is closed from the other side.
You hear a *CLICK* in the lock.
time
The time is 4:30 a.m. (Real Time) What the hell are you doing up?
sigh
*********Three days later*********
You are awakened by Wife.
Wife says ‘My contractions are really strong this time.’
say is it false labor?
OK.
Wife says ‘I don’t think so, they’re REALLY strong.’
ga
wa
get all
You get a pair of cotton shorts.
You get a black Pittsburgh Steelers shirt.
You get a pair of socks.
You get an ancient pair of sneakers.
wear all
You wear a pair of cotton shorts on your head.
You wear a black Pittsburgh Steelers shirt on your body.
You wear a pair of socks on your hands.
You wear an ancient pair of sneakers on your feet.
say wtf?
OK.
rem all
wear all
You stop wearing a pair of cotton shorts.
You stop wearing a black Pittsburgh Steelers shirt.
You stop wearing a pair of socks.
You stop wearing an ancient pair of sneakers.
You wear a pair of cotton shorts on your legs.
You wear a black Pittsburgh Steelers shirt about your body.
You wear a pair of socks on your feet.
You wear an ancient pair of sneakers on your feet.
say that’s better
Ok.
****We spam to hospital again*****
A cheerful nurse (hottie) has arrived from the west.
A cheerful nurse says ‘It looks like false labor.’
time
It is 5:30 a.m. (Real Time) Aren’t you pissed to still be up?
A cheerful nurse (hottie) smiles cheerfully.
label nurse dead
New label assigned.
**********I’m going to prac first aid so I know what the hell is going on next time**********
**********We spam home again, then today this happens:****************
You are awakened by Wife.
Wife says ‘It’s time.’
say are you sure this time?
OK.
Wife says ‘yes, my water broke.’
*A Cat* (Oscar) has arrived from the north.
*A Cat* (Oscar) says ‘Meow’
mutter
You mutter under your breath.
*******I switch to different eq:*******
rem all
You stop wearing a pair of smiley face boxer shorts.
drop shorts
You drop the shorts.
wear all
You wear a tan Pittsburgh Steelers shirt about your body.
You wear a dirty pair of jean shorts on your legs.
You wear an ancient pair of sneakers on your feet.
You wear a University of Northern Iowa hat on your head.
****WTF? No socks?****
eq
You are wearing the following:
<worn on head> A University of Northern Iowa hat (used)
<worn on body> A tan Pittsburgh Steelers shirt (brand new)
<worn on legs> A dirty pair of jean shorts (used)
<worn on feet> Yesterday’s pair of socks (smelly)
<worn on feet> An ancient pair of sneakers (ragged)
****DAMN, even worse, and no time to change!****
A perky blonde nurse has arrived from the east.
A perky blonde nurse says ‘Looks like you’re in labor.’
label nurse abouttime
New label assigned.
*******Some time later*******
*A Contraction* hits Wife’s body very hard and shatters it.
Wife says ‘DRUGS!’
A perky blond nurse (abouttime) gives Wife an IV.
Wife says ‘That’s better!’
A perky blonde nurse says ‘PUSH!’
Wife takes a deep breath and pushes.
*A Contraction* hits Wife’s body extremely hard and shatters it.
Wife is shocked by the hit!
Wife takes a deep breath and pushes.
Doctor has arrived from the north.
gr doctor
Doctor is now a group member
gr
Your party consists of:
You
Wife
a perky blonde nurse
Doctor
A perky blonde nurse (abouttime) says ‘You’re doing great, Wife!’
*A Contraction* hits Wife’s body and shatters it.
Wife sends a searing flame at a perky blonde nurse (abouttime).
Wife sends a searing flame at you, you feel scorched!
Wife squeezes your right hand very hard and shatters it!
You are shocked by the hit!
Wife squeezes your left hand very hard and shatters it!
You are shocked by the hit!
****Damn, my ob is screwed now****
*A Contraction* hits your wife’s body hard and shatters it.
Wife takes a deep breath and pushes.
*A Contraction* is dead! R.I.P!
You have gained experience in this battle!
Congratulations, this is the first time you have killed it! *****Turns out was ok xp*****
A baby girl dismounts from Wife, and stops riding her.
A baby girl says ‘Wah.’
smile baby
You smile cheerfully at a baby girl.
label baby Nicole
New label assigned.
look
Inside a Hospital Birthing Room
A bed is here.
Lots of medical stuff is here.
A TV is here.
Wife is here, lying on the bed.
A perky blonde nurse (abouttime) is here, smiling cheerfully.
Doctor is here, holding a baby girl (Nicole).
A baby girl (Nicole) is here, held by Doctor.
Wife bleeds from open wounds.
A baby girl (Nicole) peers at you closely, guard your secrets well!
A baby girl (Nicole) goes to sleep.
gr nicole
A baby girl (Nicole) is now a group member.
frolic
yodel
