Case of a freezing Bonzo
posted by Bonzo
2001-08-16 17:51:06
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doh-di-doh
//ok, shit happens all the time but i dont call it fair...:P//

Exits: =East= =West=.
* W S C>west
Bend in the Road
Exits: =North= =East=.
* W S C>north
Paved Road
Exits: =North= =South=.
* W S C>north
Huma narrates '??'
Paved Road
Exits: =North= =South=.
* W S C>north

Gibbs narrates '*sigh* i have legends that get more xp than this char seems to
getn'
* W S C>Connecting Paved Road
Exits: =North= =South=.
* W S C>north
West of Bree
Exits: [East] =South= =West=.
* W S C>west
Large Road
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Exits: =East= =West=.
* W S C>
Maxacaan narrates 'nod'
* W S C>west				//actually i press w two times//
Old East Road Meets Greenway
A skull is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
*Devastator the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Kralor the Orc* is standing here.
*Horast the Hill Troll* is standing here.
*Durcano the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Silm the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =North= =East= =South= =West=.
*Ragface the Black Numenorean* has arrived from the west riding a trained
horse.
*Moloko the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*Tushie the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
* W S C>
*Tushie the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
*Moloko the Orc* pounds your body extremely hard.
You pierce *Tushie the Orc*'s left foot and tickle it.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>west

*Durcano the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>flee	//it was typed in almost insta when prompt changed//

*Ragface the Black Numenorean* leaves east riding a trained horse.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Cele the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--WEST---<<<
*Goretongue the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--WEST---<<<
You barely pierce *Tushie the Orc*'s right leg and tickle it.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Cele the Hill Troll* cleaves your right foot extremely hard.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Kralor the Orc* utters the word 'gpuzre'
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*Durcano the Orc* pounds your right arm extremely hard.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* raises his hand.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* disbands his group.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
Gibbs narrates 'mebbe i shold do other mobs soon'
*Durcano the Orc* raises his hand.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* is now a group member.
A hungry warg is now a group member.
Huma narrates 'shit'
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* has been kicked out of the group!
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* raises his hand.		//they have time for everything//
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* is now a group member.
* W S C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
Maxacaan narrates 'alarm bell'
*Tushie the Orc* smites your left leg extremely hard.
* W S C HP:Hurt *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Moloko the Orc* pounds your left arm extremely hard.
* W S C HP:Hurt *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
* W S C HP:Hurt *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Silm the Orc* raises his hand.
* W S C HP:Hurt *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
-- *Devastator the Mountain Troll* humms "no space" --  //oh my goodness//
*Durcano the Orc* raises his hand.
* W S C HP:Hurt *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Durcano the Orc* has been kicked out of the group!
* W S C HP:Hurt *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
Huma narrates 'that not good'
*Devastator the Mountain Troll* giggles.
* W S C HP:Hurt *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a soft leather jerkin from the corpse of a young
ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a brown pair of pants from the corpse of a young
ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a pair of soft leather boots from the corpse of a
young ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a green cloak from the corpse of a young ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a backsword from the corpse of a young ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a plain leather belt from the corpse of a young
ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a lantern from the corpse of a young ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a soft leather jerkin from the corpse of a young
ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a brown pair of pants from the corpse of a young
ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a pair of soft leather boots from the corpse of a
young ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a green cloak from the corpse of a young ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a backsword from the corpse of a young ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a plain leather belt from the corpse of a young
ranger.
*Horast the Hill Troll* gets a lantern from the corpse of a young ranger.
* W S C HP:Hurt *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>			//already spamlooting? gimme break//
Your head stops stinging.
*Durcano the Orc* pounds your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
* W S C HP:Wounded *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
You are already attempting to flee!	//see - I pressed flee again to make
*Cele the Hill Troll* cleaves your body extremely hard and shatters it.		  it sure, and both of them went in like
You feel a strong ache there!							  alltogether. Just count the seconds//
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You flee head over heels.
Large Road
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Exits: =East= =West=.
* W S C HP:Bad>east
West of Bree
Exits: [East] =South= =West=.
* W S C HP:Bad>east
The gate seems to be closed.
* W S C HP:Bad>
*Devastator the Mountain Troll* has arrived from the >>>--WEST---<<<
*Kralor the Orc* has arrived from the >>>--WEST---<<<
*Horast the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--WEST---<<<
* W S C HP:Bad>south

*Durcano the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*Silm the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
You swiftly dodge *Kralor the Orc*'s attempt to slash you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* W S C HP:Bad *Kralor the Orc*:Healthy>south
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a pair of soft leather sleeves.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a hard leather cap.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a flask of orkish draught.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a flask of orkish draught.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a flask of orkish draught.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a soft leather jerkin.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a brown pair of pants.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a pair of soft leather boots.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a green cloak.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a backsword.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a plain leather belt.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a lantern.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a soft leather jerkin.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a brown pair of pants.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a pair of soft leather boots.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a green cloak.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a backsword.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a plain leather belt.
*Horast the Hill Troll* drops a lantern.   	//somehow i think ya dissapointed with THIS loot//
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Durcano the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
* W S C HP:Bad *Kralor the Orc*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Cele the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--WEST---<<<
*Goretongue the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--WEST---<<<
*Durcano the Orc* pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You flee head over heels.
Large Road
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Exits: =East= =West=.
* W S C HP:Awful>flee

*Ragface the Black Numenorean* has arrived from the west riding a trained
horse.
*Moloko the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*Tushie the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*Tushie the Orc* smites your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* W S C HP:Awful *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
You are already attempting to flee!
You flee head over heels.
West of Bree
There are two backswords here.
You see three flasks of orkish draught on the ground.
A hard leather cap is on the ground.
There are two lanterns here.
You see two pairs of soft leather boots on the ground.
A pair of soft leather sleeves are lying here.
On the ground, there are two plain cloaks.
There are two plain leather belts here.
On the ground, there are two plain pairs of pants.
You see two soft leather jerkins on the ground.
*Devastator the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Kralor the Orc* is standing here.
*Horast the Hill Troll* is standing here.
*Durcano the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Silm the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Cele the Hill Troll* is standing here.
*Goretongue the Hill Troll* is standing here.
Exits: [East] =South= =West=.
* W S C HP:Awful>
You swiftly dodge *Goretongue the Hill Troll*'s attempt to pound you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Horast the Hill Troll* tries to stab you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Cele the Hill Troll* quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
* W S C HP:Awful *Goretongue the Hill Troll*:Healthy>south

You flee head over heels.
Connecting Paved Road
Exits: =North= =South=.
* W S C HP:Awful>south
Paved Road
Exits: =North= =South=.
* W S C HP:Awful>flee
Paved Road
Exits: =North= =South=.
* W S C HP:Awful>
You hear some apparently close noise coming from the north.
Huma narrates 'is bree wit orcs too??'
You flee head over heels.
Paved Road
*Kralor the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: =North= =South=.
* W S C HP:Awful>
*Devastator the Mountain Troll* has arrived from the >>>--NORTH---<<<
*Horast the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--NORTH---<<<
* W S C HP:Awful>south

*Kralor the Orc* leaves <<<--SOUTH--->>>
* W S C HP:Awful>south
Paved Road
*Kralor the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: =North= =South=.
*Devastator the Mountain Troll* has arrived from the >>>--NORTH---<<<
*Horast the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--NORTH---<<<
* W S C HP:Awful>*Horast the Hill Troll* quickly approaches, trying to stab you.

*Kralor the Orc* leaves <<<--SOUTH--->>>
east
*Devastator the Mountain Troll* leaves <<<--SOUTH--->>>
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
You barely pierce *Horast the Hill Troll*'s body and tickle it.
* W S C HP:Awful *Horast the Hill Troll*:Fine>east
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Cele the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--NORTH---<<<
*Goretongue the Hill Troll* has arrived from the >>>--NORTH---<<<
* W S C HP:Awful *Horast the Hill Troll*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your
life!
* W S C HP:Awful *Horast the Hill Troll*:Fine>flee

*Cele the Hill Troll* leaves <<<--SOUTH--->>>
*Goretongue the Hill Troll* leaves <<<--SOUTH--->>>
* W S C HP:Awful *Horast the Hill Troll*:Fine>
You are already attempting to flee
!
You flee head over heels.
Paved Road
Exits: =North= =South=.
* W S C HP:Awful>
Jedric narrates 'pour oil on em'
*Durcano the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*Silm the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
* W S C HP:Awful>south
south
Paved Road
*Horast the Hill Troll* is standing here.
*Devastator the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Kralor the Orc* is standing here.
*Cele the Hill Troll* is standing here.
*Goretongue the Hill Troll* is standing here.
Exits: =North= =South=.
*Durcano the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*Silm the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
* W S C HP:Awful>*Goretongue the Hill Troll* pounds your left foot extremely har
d and shatters
it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

You are dead! Sorry...

south
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
* W S C HP:Awful>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
* W S C HP:Awful>

//well actually nothing to add...enjoy. I'm but pissed on you, spammers:P 
 And someone who tells now that im whining will be shot. If he survives, he will be shot again. //
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Unknown2001-08-16 18:12:00
horast is the worst spamlooter what a fag
Horast2001-08-16 18:17:18
You are more of a fag for just posting unknown...
I couldnt engage didnt know what hits he was at figured
he was almost dead better than some puke walkin in and
gettint he damn loot from us...
Well-known2001-08-16 18:23:35
You are whining.
Gimilzor2001-08-16 18:25:59
You whine.
Horast2001-08-16 18:48:20
hi, my names horast, i like to spam loot and i think i am the best player in the world, when in reality, i am just a sad little moron
Devastator2001-08-16 18:52:05
Cele enjoys your notrax without rolling for it, you must have seen how darkies do spare loot from a kill, even a frozen hobbit kill. Comf dude, was too spammy to see frozen or not.
Armodo2001-08-16 19:00:24

ROTFL, Horast thinks some puke is gonna loot from a room with 15 MEGA hitters?!!
Think of some less lame excuse, Horastass.
Unknown2001-08-16 19:12:55
i'd loot if i'd wouldn't die in two rounds:P
Samurai2001-08-16 19:38:36
Where was the freeze? That looked better than my link...
Rogon2001-08-16 19:44:41
Heh every log i see horast in, he's always spamming loot long before the players die.
Tushie2001-08-16 20:02:51
HOW DID I MISS THAT KILL! DAMN ME!
GORETONGUE2001-08-16 20:23:17
whew i had to get a bob after all that spamming! deva stop crying about not getting notrax to add to your fullset; have you no shame?
Tsejov2001-08-16 20:47:37
devastator is the only real troll eq whiner i know of! btw.. how many times your killed gc for your little black buckler? :P
Pampalini2001-08-16 23:03:09
Comforts was ugly of dakies :(
Bonzo2001-08-17 09:55:47
to Samurai - well, there's a freeze when you type something in, wait and suddenly all starts moving again, including your pretyped commands. And then again there's this freeze, when incoming stuff scrolls proudly with promts even, but YOUR damn command gets stuck somewhere between Nile and Kongo, gets a vacation there and returns, nicely suntanned and all, asking you - 'master, should we proceed now from the point we were stuck?'...First case ya can survive, cuz ya actually may BE fleeing despite the fact ya dont see it. Second case is deadly. I had this. No death makes ya more mad than this one where ya cant do a shit. Again, enjoy.
Devastator2001-08-17 16:22:32
That is not the point dumbfuck goretongue, it was point there was no roll, if roll and I loose you won't hear me. But just taking boots and saying fuck u won't make me a nice guy.
Devastator2001-08-17 16:26:04
Nice comment btw Bonzo and again huge COMFORT dying to link always sucks.
Devastator2001-08-30 00:11:03
I am gay.
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