<> Funny shit
posted by Merry
2001-08-23 05:51:48
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#action {%1 the } {t %1 korf said he wants your dick/vagina... eew.} who MUAHA
Start logging: 22.08.2001 23:37
t korf nah
Ok.
#### korf told everyone in mud to tell me gasp and i just told everyone ####
#### to ask him for 5 gold he so called "said" he had, it was funny but ####
#### this was funnier.							####

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Just narrates 'thats gross would like to kiss one of those1 surely not any
girl would!'

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Korf tells you 'how ya do it with JMC?'

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Korf narrates 'just...shhhhh...'

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An elven citizen has arrived from the east.

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Just narrates 'I guess he wants to attract men!'

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Gildor the blacksmith opens his shop.

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Blackie narrates 'lol'

* C>t korf #action {%1 the } {t %1 korf said he has 5 gold for you, ask for it.}Ok.

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Korf narrates '*blush* not just any man...rolo'

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Friar narrates 'Thank you, fuckers, for spamming while I was hunted by goddam
slew of orcs!'

* C>
Friar narrates 'Thank you, fuckers, for spamming while I was hunted by goddam
slew of orcs!'

* C>t korf then type who
Ok.

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An elven citizen leaves east.

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Feiht has arrived from the east.

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Feiht leaves east.

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Glorfyndel narrates 'repeating yourself an awful lot arent u?'

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Rolo narrates 'whats a slew of orcs?'

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Just narrates 'no prob we can do it again if you like!'

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Namírë narrates 'or slain, past tense of slew.'

* C>t korf im a genious
Ok.

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Blackie narrates '
You awkwardly wield a black runed dildo, looking evil
-minded.' #### SICKO ####
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Saving Merry.

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Glorfyndel narrates 'next time mention it, i'll tellspam u directly :)'

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Friar narrates 'Why do I play with you idiots'

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Just narrates 'a heard of orcs namire'

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A mother wolf narrates 'HAHA' <<==== #### Apparently wants the dildoe. ####

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Namírë narrates 'yes, ive heard of orcs, Just.'

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Luininu narrates 'Now Friar....you have never played with me >:)'

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Timor narrates 'hurd'

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Morgan narrates 'anyone heard of fat ppl?'

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Just narrates 'he didn't say he was killed :)'

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Korf tells you ':/'

* C>t korf i frigging am
Ok.

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Just narrates 'no what's fat ppl?'

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A water skin is now empty.                                                   \
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* C>t korf |)								       \
Korf tells you 'merry has a delicious body, and just smells like shit. do you  /
agree by any chance? just tell them, not me, if you would be so kind!'        /
#### What in the jewish hell does he think he's doing!? ####=================/

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Friar narrates 'Narrates is handy for hearing where the orcs are.  And Yes, I
died.'

* C>
Ok.

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Rolo tells you 'u have a delicious body'

* C>
Rolo tells you 'u have a delicious body'

* C>
Just narrates 'Korf is telling me how bad he smells rl'

* C>
Luna narrates 'lol!  i love korf!'

* C>
Rolo narrates 'so do i!'
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#### Watch this funny shit i get him back! ####
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* C>whoPlayers
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      Glade the Half-Elven Apprentice 
t Glade korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Invictus the Unknown Soldier 
t Invictus korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Calenmir the Elven Sentry 
t Calenmir korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Blackie the Dwarf 
t Blackie korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Just the Nutty Elf 
t Just korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew. [Mc] Drugar Bork! ® 
      Samson the Man 
t Samson korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Luininu Elu-Gwilwileth  
      Goad the Half-Elf  (Idle)
t Goad korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Legándil the Elven Sage 
t Legándil korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Tesa the Elven Apprentice 
t Tesa korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Calico the Hobbit Scout 
t Calico korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Glorfyndel the Elven Fighter 
t Glorfyndel korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Timor the Elven Scout 
t Timor korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Jennings the Man Scout 
t Jennings korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Draconis the Last of the Ancients 
t Draconis korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Korf Broadbeam, of Belegost [Retired] 
      Eleazor the Half-Elven Apprentice 
t Eleazor korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Bomber the Man Sage 
t Bomber korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Friar the Dwarven Patriarch 
t Friar korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.
*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (35%) ***       Rolo the Man Veteran 
t Rolo korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Morgan Broadbelly, of Belegost 
      Feiht the Man Scout 
t Feiht korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew. [Ms] Indigo   (Linkless)
      Wavlis the Man Priest 
t Wavlis korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Dolgan the Dwarven Mercenary 
t Dolgan korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Tôlacharn the Half-Elven Priest 
t Tôlacharn korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Elrog the Half-Elven Apprentice  (Linkless)
t Elrog korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Cliff the Man Bodyguard 
t Cliff korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Luna the Dwarf 
t Luna korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Chuck the Man Sentry 
t Chuck korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Elohim the Half-Elf 
t Elohim korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Lehdor the Half-Elven Acolyte  (Linkless)
t Lehdor korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Einalem Lothinya 
      Silverbark the Elven Apprentice 
t Silverbark korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Alrik the Man Veteran 
t Alrik korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Merry the Hobbit Scout 
t Merry korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Snorf the Elven Apprentice 
t Snorf korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Kelnozz the Elven Apprentice 
t Kelnozz korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Dristian the Half-Elven Veteran 
t Dristian korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Dliador nobody knows why Elvis threw it all away 
      Draven the Elven Sentry 
t Draven korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.
*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (76%) ***       Namírë Lindelaurë - Priestess of Avallónë 
 [Mw] Alysia Sykuru 
      Endorak the Man Soldier 
t Endorak korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Carelle the Elven Magician 
t Carelle korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Talyyn the Dwarven Mercenary 
t Talyyn korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Stibb the Hobbit 
t Stibb korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Lilly the Elven Warrior 
t Lilly korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew. [ M] Serodi Soulsucker, Antithesis to Religion  (Linkless)
 [Va] Vairë the Weaver 
t [Va] Vairë korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew. [Mc] Donutello XP  (Idle)
      Araghor the Sage of Bayport 
t Araghor korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Otto the Dwarven Battlemaster 
t Otto korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.      Imke  

55 players on.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

* C>Draven tells you 'Korf tells you 'merry has a delicious body, and just smells
like shit. do you agree by any chance? just tell them, not me, if you would be
so kind!''
Ok.

* C>Tôlacharn narrates 'cool I've got a chance to try out the ignore
t * C>Tôlacharn narrates 'cool I've got a chance to try out korf said he wants your dick/vagina.... eew.command...thanks korf and merry  :)'
Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

* C>
Ok.

* C>He is linkless...

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

* C>He is linkless...

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Ok.

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Ok.

* C>
You try to tell yourself something.

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Ok.

* C>Just tells you 'eeww'
Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

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Ok.

* C>No-one by that name here...

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Ok.

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Ok.

* C>No-one by that name here...

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Timor narrates 'Korf tells you 'merry has a delicious body, and just smells
like shit. do you agree by any chance? just tell them, not me, if you would be
so kind!''

* C>
Feiht tells you '...'

* C>
Timor narrates 'Merry tells you 'korf said he wants your dick/vagina....
eew.''

* C>
Feiht tells you 'Where is my gold?'

* C>
Draconis tells you 'just stop it please ;)'

* C>
Legándil tells you 'which...or both?'

* C>
Samson tells you 'sorry xping'

* C>
Jennings tells you 'don't give me any more tells please'

* C>
Timor narrates 'just stop it guys'

* C>
Araghor tells you 'as i told korf....i'm busy:p'

* C>
Just narrates 'laugh'

* C>
Draconis tells you 'Korf tells you 'merry has a delicious body, and just
smells like shit. do you agree by any chance? just tell them, not me, if you
would be so kind!''

* C>
Timor narrates 'it retarded'

* C>
Draven tells you 'wha happened between u and him?'

* C>
Dristian narrates 'nod timor'

* C>
You begin to feel thirsty.

* C>na rofl :P
Ok.

* C>
Snorf tells you 'thanks'

* C>
Timor narrates 'this hasn't even the pretense of role play'

* C>
Just narrates 'no but it's fun :P'

* C>
Draconis narrates 'any mage with call lightning near rdell?'

* C>
Korf tells you 'Merry enjoys kinky cyber sex. Do you? If so, talk to her!'

* C>
Timor narrates 'ok korf, you are ignored'

* C>
Friar narrates 'Took me 2 hours to get my modem to work properly, to log onto
this bullshit! '

* C>
Snorf narrates 'thank you merry'

* C>
Korf tells you 'hehe here i go again!'

* C>
Korf narrates '*blush*'
Just narrates 'Korf says he wants some oht gay love '

* C>
Rolo tells you 'u like cyber sex? great!'

* C>
Endorak tells you 'so many youngins online tonight... tsk, tsk...'

* C>
Jennings narrates 'KORF! 
You are retired! Quit right now, AND LET US PLAY!'

* C>na korf :PPPPPP
Ok.

* C>
Korf narrates 'A mother wolf tells you 'EW''

* C>
Morgan narrates 'korf is the man'

* C>
Blackie tells you 'are u a guy or a girl ?'

* C>
Rolo narrates 'correction. the dwarf'

* C>na merry is a MAN
Ok.

* C>na A MAN I TELL YOU <<<<====== FUCK YEAH!!!!
Bomber narrates 'mother wolf is my motivated speaker'

* C>
Ok.

* C>
Porter narrates 'global lag?'

* C>
The deepening gloom announces another sunset outside.
You are thirsty.

* C>
Gildor the blacksmith closes his shop.

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Rolo narrates 'eh'

* C>
Blackie narrates 'merry and korf are trying to rape me :('

* C>
Feiht narrates 'wtf?'

* C>
Just narrates 'merry is a merry man' <<<<======= FUCK YEAH!!!!

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merry2001-08-23 05:53:26
first comment korf
Korf2001-08-23 05:56:02
this log was fake. i never told you ':/' or whatever!
merry2001-08-23 05:56:02
first comment korf
merry2001-08-23 05:56:54
i replced ':/' in 'log it' so that way they didnt see that :P now they know fool! *slap*
Obviously2001-08-23 05:56:57
you need to read help spam. Hopefully they explain it to you
by gagging you completely. You are truly an idiot, Merry
and2001-08-23 05:58:30
you call this funny? dude, only 12yr olds will see any humor
in this at all. GROW UP
Feiht2001-08-23 08:57:39
Where is my fucking gold??
Gimilzor2001-08-23 09:28:31
L A U G H.
Arhar2001-08-23 09:36:30
bansite mery.
Unknown2001-08-23 13:35:24
jesus...how old are you merry? get back to kindergarden
IGNORE2001-08-23 15:11:35
USE IT
balthazar2001-08-23 16:10:18
i murdered this fool last night in eregion.
Friar2001-08-23 18:21:04
Well, that night was the last straw for me. Im done with this elementary school called mume.
Thanks to the kind words of some of the MumeExperts(TM) which resulted in a spam
insult session, I dispelled Harry, Elrond, Barliman, Fardur, Cirdan...and will
soon be level one. I can't believe I have spent so much time here, and all the
things I could have been doing. But I had some fun I...but I usually take things
to seriously after a while, and it became more frustrating than fun.
So goodbye, sorry friends... etc...*sniff*
Ramangth2001-08-23 23:42:14
5, 4%, #Merry :)
Aschit2001-08-24 02:04:09
*clap* Balthazar, *clap* Ramangth
Butcher2001-08-24 07:35:28
lame ppl you are=), you should be stew!
Unknown2001-08-25 08:01:50
Thats a demotable action idiot, hope you bite it.
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