Grunge Dies (stupidly) at crack. *sigh*
posted by Anga
2001-08-25 12:12:28
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Grunginator dies at Crack. *comf*
* W C>track
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

The night has begun. 
You feel stronger in the dark!

Change Mood Aggressive
You see:
   - two tracks of a hungry warg leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - two tracks of an Orc leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Orc coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Orc coming from the north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Orc coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a hungry warg leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Orc leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Orc coming from the north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a hungry warg leading north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Orc leading north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Orc coming from the north (done less than 1 hour ago).
You stop searching, you don't seem to find anything else.

* W C>
Ok.

* W C>
Fable narrates 'doesnt look like hes there:P'

* W C>e
track *dwarf*
Narrow Part of the Broken Trail
A mountain goat is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
Exits: =East= West.

* W C>
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

Knightmare narrates 'sniff!'

A mountain goat leaves east.

Nosferato narrates 'was s crack'
You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C>nar trax lead east from crack 1 tic
Ok.

* W C>e
End of the Broken Trail
Exits: =West= =Down=.

You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading down
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C>d
Trail to the High Pass
Exits: =Up= =Down=.

d
You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading down
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C>Trail to the High Pass
Exits: North =East= =Up=.

e
You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C>Road to the Lower Pass
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North =East= =South= =West=.

Fable narrates 'heh he is alone:P yeah right'

You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading west
 (done less than 2 hours ago).

* W C>w
Trail to the High Pass
*Grunganator the Dwarf*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is
standing here.
Exits: North =East= =Up=.
Aha, you have found your victim!

* W C>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves north.

* W C>nkd
*Grunganator the Dwarf* has arrived from the north.
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* W C>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* tries to pound you, but you keep him at bay. &#61663; I love my spear
You stab *Grunganator the Dwarf*'s body extremely hard and tickle it.

* W C *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Fine>Bash 
Stand

cmbe  &#61663; Ok, at some point you reach this automatic behavior of going berserk. I think it is from the perspective of you just don&#8217;t give a damn anymore. I play trollie too much I guess.

Malock has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.

Malock leaves east riding a hungry warg.

Malock has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Fine>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

 ----->you IS BASHED by *Grunganator the Dwarf*<-----

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Fine>
Malock utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Grunganator the Dwarf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Malock hits
him.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Fine>
Malock begins some strange incantations...

 ----->Malock IS CASTING<-----
* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Fine>
Malock utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Grunganator the Dwarf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Malock hits
him.

* W C *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* pounds your right foot extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>
Malock utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Grunganator the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves east.

Bash 
Stand
* W C HP:Fine>
Malock leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* W C HP:Fine>e

Your head stops stinging.

* W C HP:Fine>Bash what or whom?

* W C HP:Fine>
You are already standing.

* W C HP:Fine>Change Mood Berserk
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine>Road to the Lower Pass
Exits: North =East= =South= =West=.

* W C HP:Fine>e
Crossing
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North =East= =West=.

* W C HP:Fine>w
Road to the Lower Pass
Exits: North =East= =South= =West=.

* W C HP:Fine>
Xorag narrates 'can anyone bring me dark bsword?'

* W C HP:Fine>track *dwarf*
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C HP:Fine>n
Green Slope
Exits: East South West.

You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C HP:Fine>w
Small Hill
Exits: East South.

s
You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C HP:Fine>Trail to the High Pass
Exits: North =East= =Up=.

You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading up
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C HP:Fine>u

*Grunganator the Dwarf* yells 'well can't go there'

* W C HP:Fine>Trail to the High Pass
Exits: =Up= =Down=.

u
You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading up
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C HP:Fine>End of the Broken Trail
Exits: =West= =Down=.

Malock yells ':)'

w
You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C HP:Fine>Narrow Part of the Broken Trail
Exits: =East= West.

Malock yells 'i know'

w
*Grunganator the Dwarf* yells 'link very unstable'  &#61663; Ya, mine too. *apologies*
You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W C HP:Fine>Trail at a Cave
An orkish scout, wielding a shortsword, is here, fighting *Grunganator the
Dwarf*.
*Grunganator the Dwarf*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is here,
fighting an orkish scout.
Exits: North East West.
Aha, you have found your victim!

* W C HP:Fine>
Saving Bama.

* W C HP:Fine>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* tries to pound an orkish scout, but he parries
successfully.

* W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout fails to pierce *Grunganator the Dwarf*.

* W C HP:Fine>Kill *Dwarf*
You stab *Grunganator the Dwarf*'s left arm extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt an orkish scout:Bad>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves east.

* W C HP:Fine>Bash 
Stand
Bash what or whom?

* W C HP:Fine>
You are already standing.

* W C HP:Fine>e
Kill *Dwarf*
Narrow Part of the Broken Trail
Exits: =East= West.
Malock yells 'i know'

* W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* W C HP:Fine>e

Malock yells ':)'

* W C HP:Fine>End of the Broken Trail
*Grunganator the Dwarf*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is
standing here.
Exits: =West= =Down=.

* W C HP:Fine>Kill *Dwarf*

*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves west.

* W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* W C HP:Fine>Bash 
Stand
Bash what or whom?

* W C HP:Fine>
You are already standing.

* W C HP:Fine>w
Narrow Part of the Broken Trail
*Grunganator the Dwarf*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is
standing here.
Exits: =East= West.
*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves east.

* W C HP:Fine>Kill *Dwarf*
They aren't here.

* W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Fine>Kill *Dwarf*

*Grunganator the Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Fine>
You stab *Grunganator the Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard.
Octay narrates 'fog khuzur, e ereg'
*Grunganator the Dwarf* pounds your right leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>Kill *Dwarf*
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>Bash 
Stand
* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.


 ----->you IS BASHED by *Grunganator the Dwarf*<-----

 ----->YOU ARE BASHED by *Grunganator the Dwarf*<-----
* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>Bash 
Stand
narr come
Bash 
Stand

*Grunganator the Dwarf* pounds your body extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>
An orkish scout leaves west.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>Standing

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>w
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Hurt>Kill *Dwarf*
*Grunganator the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves east.

* W C HP:Fine>
You are already standing.

* W C HP:Fine>
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine>Bash what or whom?

* W C HP:Fine>
You are already standing.

* W C HP:Fine>Trail at a Cave
Exits: North East West.
You suddenly notice an orkish scout.

* W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* W C HP:Fine>
You bleed from open wounds.

* W C HP:Fine>e
Kill *Dwarf*
A mountain goat is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
*Grunganator the Dwarf*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is
standing here.
Exits: =East= West.

* W C HP:Fine>
You stab *Grunganator the Dwarf*'s right hand extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>Bash 
Stand
* W C HP:Fine *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*Grunganator the Dwarf* pounds your head extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!


 ----->you IS BASHED by *Grunganator the Dwarf*<-----

 ----->YOU ARE BASHED by *Grunganator the Dwarf*<-----
* W C HP:Hurt *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>nar he wounded
Bash 
Stand

Malock tells you 'where?'

Kill *Dwarf*
* W C HP:Hurt *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* pounds your right leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Hurt *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
Your head stops stinging.

* W C HP:Hurt *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>Standing
*Grunganator the Dwarf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* W C HP:Hurt *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
Ok.

* W C HP:Hurt *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
Ok.

* W C HP:Hurt *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>*Grunganator the Dwarf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

*Grunganator the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves east.

* W C HP:Hurt>
You are already standing.

* W C HP:Hurt>They aren't here.

* W C HP:Hurt>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Hurt>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* pounds your left foot extremely hard.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
Fable narrates 'where?'

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>nar 2s crack 1 east

You stab *Grunganator the Dwarf*'s head very hard.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
Ok.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>Bash 
Stand

*Grunganator the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves west.

* W C HP:Wounded>Bash what or whom?

* W C HP:Wounded>
You are already standing.

* W C HP:Wounded>
*Grunganator the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Wounded>w

*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves east.

* W C HP:Wounded>Trail at a Cave
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Malock, wielding a dark broadsword, is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Fable, wielding an engraved broadsword, is here, riding a hungry warg.
A hungry warg is standing here, ridden by Fable.
Exits: North East West.

* W C HP:Wounded>Kill *Dwarf*

Malock leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.

* W C HP:Wounded>e
They aren't here.

* W C HP:Wounded>Kill *Dwarf*
Narrow Part of the Broken Trail
A mountain goat is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
*Grunganator the Dwarf*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is
standing here.
Exits: =East= West.

* W C HP:Wounded>
You stab *Grunganator the Dwarf*'s left foot hard.
Fable has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
Fable leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>Bash 
Stand

Fable has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>Kill *Dwarf*
Fable slashes *Grunganator the Dwarf*'s right leg and tickles it.

Kill *Dwarf*
*Grunganator the Dwarf* pounds your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

Kill *Dwarf*
Fable begins some strange incantations...


 ----->Fable IS CASTING<-----
Kill *Dwarf*
Fable utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Grunganator the Dwarf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Fable hits
him.

Fable begins some strange incantations...
Your bash at *Grunganator the Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
 ----->Fable IS CASTING<-----

 ----->*Grunganator the Dwarf* IS BASHED by YOU<-----
Standing

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Wounded>
You stab *Grunganator the Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard and shatter it.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Bad>
Fable utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Grunganator the Dwarf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Fable hits
him.

* W C HP:Wounded *Grunganator the Dwarf*:Awful>
Fable begins some strange incantations...
*Grunganator the Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.
*Grunganator the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Grunganator the Dwarf* leaves west.

* W C HP:Wounded>
 ----->Fable IS CASTING<-----
Bash 
Stand
Bash what or whom?

* W C HP:Wounded>
You are already standing.

* W C HP:Wounded>w

Fable leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* W C HP:Wounded>Kill *Dwarf*
Trail at a Cave
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Fable, wielding an engraved broadsword, is here, riding a hungry warg.
A hungry warg is standing here, ridden by Fable.
Exits: North East West.

* W C HP:Wounded>They aren't here.

* W C HP:Wounded>w

Fable leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* W C HP:Wounded>Kill *Dwarf*
Broken Trail
Fable, wielding an engraved broadsword, is here, riding a hungry warg.
A hungry warg is standing here, ridden by Fable.
Exits: East West.
Fable leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* W C HP:Wounded>They aren't here.

* W C HP:Wounded>w
Broken Trail
Exits: North East.

* W C HP:Wounded>n
Broken Trail
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: South West.
You see some fog coming from the east.

* W C HP:Wounded>track *dwarf*
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

Focus narrates 'some helf seems me s fnost and when i reach old, all pukes have
left 1 tick ago..moan'

Hmm... It seems there is no sign of *dwarf* here.

* W C HP:Wounded>Change Mood Aggressive
You failed. 
You are unable to cool down!

* W C HP:Wounded>s
Broken Trail
Exits: North East.
The fog disappears.

* W C HP:Wounded>Change Mood Aggressive
* W C HP:Wounded>
Ok.

* W C HP:Wounded>nar *clap*
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Bama2001-08-25 12:19:30
Grunge fled down from crack and died to monitor.
Vorlin2001-08-25 12:31:04
Since one entrance is guarded by the Monitor, shouldn't the other entrance be guarded by the Merrimac? *AHHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Devastator2001-08-25 13:26:47
Bahhh missed all xp :( comf!
Inghraz2001-08-25 16:53:15
First pk, fable? :)
Harlequin2001-08-25 18:20:37
Hey Vorlin. I don't think anyone else got that joke. :)
Snoochy2001-08-25 18:28:47
Monitor vs Merrimac iron clad civil war battle not that funny.
Lochdale2001-08-25 20:45:00
Nod Snoochy it really wasn't. Jeopardy day coming soon!
Daevia2001-08-25 23:30:22
Quiz question: Which one was flat-topped and which one looked like a big hump!
Fable2001-08-26 00:40:09
Yeah, my first one ever Inghraz *tickle*
Bizquick2001-08-26 01:48:00
I got it! I got it! Grunginator is the one with the flat top and Malock is the one that looks like a big hump!!!
Moonglum2001-08-26 03:07:58
Better yet Daevia, which one was built onto the hull of a wooden ship, and what was that ship's name before it was sunk?
Dengue2001-08-26 03:53:47
i got the joke...sigh
Daevia2001-08-26 05:51:43
No idea, but I faintly remember some large wooden ship that was the first one sunk by one of the two. Ouch, middle school history class was too many years ago. :/
Doesnt have any2001-08-27 07:31:45
eh, im pretty sure the merrimac was the southern ship built from a wooden ship, and was the one that got sunk. if im right, i rock!
Malock2001-08-27 16:24:47
why do i goda be the fat hump?! .. never mind.. you see that fat hump?.. you see it?.. huh? QUIT LOOKING AT MY PANTS!
tushie2001-08-27 17:13:41
comf grunge playing on a slow link sucks
grunge2001-08-28 05:24:47
it wasn't slow it was just unstable, lost link the time i ate bash, came back with some autoflees or something dead....dont' know how...pathetic though
Gonfor2001-08-30 21:11:53
Actually, it's the Virginia vs. the Monitor. The Merrimac was the name of the ship before the Confederates requipped it as an ironclad.
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