All newbies should learn from this guy:
posted by Oscarmeyer
2001-08-31 00:38:17
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* W S C HP:Fine>w
The Greyflood
Exits: East South Down.

* W S C HP:Fine>s
Turbulent Rapids of the Greyflood
*a Half-Elf* is resting here.
Exits: North East South West Down.
OUCH! The swirling water dashes you against a stone!

Turbulent Rapids of the Greyflood
*a Half-Elf* is sitting here.

* W S C HP:Fine>con elf
Now where did that chicken go?

* W S C HP:Fine>
Rhunka narrates ':|'

* W S C HP:Fine>st
k e
You stand up.

* W S C HP:Fine>lf
You are too afraid.

* W S C HP:Fine>ch awimp
chChuckle at whom?

* W S C HP:Fine>a wimp 100
Wimpy set to: 100

* W S C HP:Fine>k elf
You feel yourself exposed.
You pierce *a Half-Elf*'s body.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Hurt>
*a Half-Elf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Hurt>
*a Half-Elf* says 'haha'

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Hurt>
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Hurt>agg
cha mood agg
Ok.
*a Half-Elf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Hurt>
You pierce *a Half-Elf*'s left hand hard and shatter it.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
*a Half-Elf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
*a Half-Elf* says 'thanks you'

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
*a Half-Elf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>gig
sa
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>y 
You giggle.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>no prob
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>

*a Half-Elf* says 'thanks'

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>em wieners: no prob
Ok.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>say  m
*a Half-Elf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>oveless?
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>

You pierce *a Half-Elf*'s head hard and shatter it.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>em wieners:  moveless?
Ok.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Wounded>
You pierce *a Half-Elf*'s left leg very hard and shatter it.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Awful>
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Awful>w
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Awful>ave elf
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Awful>
You wave good-bye to *a Half-Elf*.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Awful>
*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Half-Elf*:Awful>
You pierce *a Half-Elf*'s head extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Half-Elf*'s death cry.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.
*a Half-Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

* W S C HP:Fine>
The corpse of *a Half-Elf* is sucked away by the swirling water.

* W S C HP:Fine>nar half rips
r
Ok.


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Oscarmeyer2001-08-31 00:39:35
Now if I could only convince puke legends to die nice and quiet like that. BTW, I had been slept from arachnia just 2 rooms from the half, I wake and find him :)
ganon2001-08-31 02:31:42
uh.....i kinda get this...nice kill anyhow =)
*a Log*2001-08-31 07:05:57
I'm trying to win the annual Gay Log Award.
*a Jury*2001-08-31 07:06:26
Congratulations, you succeeded.
*a Log*2001-08-31 07:06:33
Weeee!
**** ** **** **2001-08-31 07:07:43
We da skullz!
Johan2001-08-31 11:30:25
Why nar that an half rips when you know it was an lowbi, nothing to be pride of but i guess you get so few kills that you have to nar about em all.
Vorlin2001-08-31 13:13:49
Why -not- narrate it? Was he interrupting someone discussing a cure for cancer? Someone's solution for faster-than-light travel? A discussion on world peace? Don't be a narrate nazi.
Oscarmeyer2001-08-31 14:25:43
'i guess you get so few kills that you have to nar about em all.' Yes, I do narrate about most of my kills. And you are right, there are VERY few of them. That's how I have warlorded this char three different times, to #3 on warlord list once, with 90%+ of my kills being solo. I narrated in this case (subsequent narrates edited out) to show the humor of the little pukie thanking me for his demise. How many warlords do you have atm Johan?
GORETONGUE2001-08-31 19:35:30
narrating has become darkie equivalent of pukes narrating LEVEL
bramd2001-09-01 21:38:40
lol that was me ...i was going for to see if necklace loaded and ran out of moves i had been sitting there for like 5 min before and wiht no food or fgc ....well to say the least i was very happy when i noticed oscar had come to help me out gig ;)
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