Don't pick on Goretongue!
posted by Bup
2001-08-31 17:24:06
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I had about 10 minutes to play before I had to go to a meeting. Goretongue is tr
# Moral: don't pick on Goretongue unless you want every darkie
# to come in as backup!

# Logged on, read boards...

Goretongue tells you 'dwarf outside e priest!'

o>time
According to the Dunadan calendar, it is:
6am on Sterday, the 7th of Wedmath, Year 2900 of the Third Age.
Real time is Fri Aug 31 14:34:37 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to manual reboot at Fri Aug 31 12:40:09 2001 GMT

tell goretongue morning tho :-(
Ok.

Goretongue narrates 'grunga in e priest'
Goretongue narrates 'bn tell orcs ?'

tell goretongue good luck, hope to not see ya soon
Ok.

Snowball narrates 'gresga un priest'
Goretongue narrates 'cackle'
Goretongue narrates 'elf here at priest now too'
Goretongue narrates 'no orcs to come priest??'
Goretongue narrates 'they blocked front and backdoor to priest the weirdos'
o>nar they're going to portal in with 1038747 to get you. 
You're scary.

# Then a brave BN portaled goretongue out. But that's not all!

Naomi narrates 'safe'

*>
Moby leaves up.
A hungry warg leaves up.
A hungry warg leaves up.
Zambar leaves up.
A pack horse leaves up.
Goretongue leaves up.
In the Bell-Tower
Naomi the Black Numenorean is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Ramangth the Black Numenorean is standing here.
Moby the Orc is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Jaron the Orc is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Zambar the Black Numenorean is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*>
Naomi sits down and rests.

*>
Ramangth narrates 'anker portal ad'

*>
Yellowbellie has suddenly arrived.

*>
Goretongue leaves down.
On a Landing

o>
Zambar has arrived from above.
A pack horse has arrived from above.
Goretongue leaves east.
The Hidden Passage

o>
Goretongue leaves east.
The Priest's Study
There are two barrels here.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
The corpse of an evil priest is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* is standing here.
*Alarinel the Silvan Elf* is standing here.
*Radegast the Dwarf* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* is standing here.

# Get ready to DIE!!!

*>mm

*Prazdroj the Dwarf* barely slashes Goretongue (buddy)'s body and tickles it.
Goretongue (buddy) hits *Prazdroj the Dwarf*'s right leg extremely hard.

*>kill *man*
You hit *a Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
*a Man* slashes your left leg very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a Man*:Hurt>
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* leaves south.

* HP:Fine *a Man*:Hurt>b
*Alarinel the Silvan Elf* leaves south.
bash

Trasdockan narrates 'where to?'

*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the door.

Someone joins *a Man*'s fight.
You suddenly notice *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* pierces your left arm very hard and tickles it.

*a Man* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*a Man* leaves west.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>
Ramangth has arrived from the west.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* pierces your right foot very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>mm
kill *man*
They aren't here.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>hh

Ramangth opens the door.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* slashes Goretongue (buddy)'s right foot hard and tickles
it.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>kill *hobbit*
You're already fighting!
Ramangth leaves south.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the door.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>h
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>h

You hit *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>kill *hobbit*
You're already fighting!
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* pierces your left foot very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>b

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>bash

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* pierces your left hand hard and tickles it.
*Radegast the Dwarf* smites Goretongue (buddy)'s right hand extremely hard.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

Goretongue (buddy) seems to have recovered her senses.

*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

Your bash at *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>
Goretongue narrates 'come prist'

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>
The curtain is opened from the other side.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>
The curtain is opened from the other side.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>hh

The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>kill *hobbit*
You're already fighting!
The curtain is opened from the other side.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Fine>hh
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
The curtain is opened from the other side.
You hit *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>

*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>
The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
*a Dwarf* utters the word 'noselacri'

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>hThe curtain is opened from the other side.
Goretongue (buddy) growls, 'Ow!  That smarts!'
kill *hobbit*
You're already fighting!
Trasdockan has arrived from the west.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>h

*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* seems to have recovered his senses.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
kill *hobbit*
You're already fighting!

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>b

The curtain is opened from the other side.
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>b

The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* pierces your body very hard and tickles it.
*Radegast the Dwarf* smites Goretongue (buddy)'s body extremely hard.

b
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

b
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

b
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

b
b
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* opens the curtain.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* opens the curtain.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

Ramangth narrates 'alaromel bolts'
*a Dwarf* utters the word 'noselacri'
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* pierces your body very hard and tickles it.
Goretongue (buddy) hits *Prazdroj the Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* opens the curtain.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* leaves west.

*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* opens the curtain.
Your bash at *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
The door is opened from the other side.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Trasdockan hits *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatters
it.
The curtain is opened from the other side.
Goretongue (buddy) closes the door.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Bad>The curtain closes quietly.
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* seems to have recovered his senses.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Bad>bash
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* opens the curtain.
Reap has arrived from the west.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
Goretongue (buddy) growls, 'Ow!  That smarts!'

Ramangth narrates 'its blickag'
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
*Radegast the Dwarf* smites Goretongue (buddy)'s left arm hard and tickles it.

The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* pierces your left foot very hard and tickles it.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* opens the curtain.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* opens the curtain.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* opens the curtain.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
Your bash at *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* sends him sprawling.
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Bad>bbash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Bad>
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
The door is opened from the other side.
Trasdockan hits *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*'s right leg extremely hard and
shatters it.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not
aided.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Dying>Goretongue (buddy) closes the door.
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Dying>b

Goretongue narrates 'priest room now'
The curtain is opened from the other side.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Dying>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* HP:Fine *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Dying>
Goretongue (buddy) hits *a Dwarf*'s right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You hit *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*'s death cry.
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*.

* HP:Fine>
The curtain is opened from the other side.
The door is opened from the other side.
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* leaves west.

* HP:Fine>
Trasdockan closes the door.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
*Radegast the Dwarf* closes the curtain.

* HP:Fine>
Reap crushes *Radegast the Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.

* HP:Fine>
The door is opened from the other side.
*Prazdroj the Dwarf* leaves south.
Zambar has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine>
Goretongue (buddy) closes the door.

* HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
Goretongue (buddy) hits *Radegast the Dwarf*'s right arm extremely hard.

* HP:Fine>
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'
*Radegast the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine>
The door is opened from the other side.
Trasdockan closes the door.

* HP:Fine>
Naomi narrates 'GO PLIUZT ROOM'
*Radegast the Dwarf* smites Goretongue (buddy)'s left arm extremely hard.

* HP:Fine>
*Radegast the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine>
Trasdockan hits *Radegast the Dwarf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.

* HP:Fine>mm
dkill *man*
They aren't here.
*Radegast the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine>d
* HP:Fine>
Zambar begins some strange incantations...
kill *dwarf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
*a Dwarf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a Dwarf* throws a fireball at Goretongue (buddy), completely enveloping her
in flames.
Goretongue (buddy) hits *Radegast the Dwarf*'s left hand very hard.

* HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Radegast the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine>
*Radegast the Dwarf* opens the curtain.
*Radegast the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Radegast the Dwarf* leaves west.

d* HP:Fine>d

Trasdockan approaches *a Dwarf*, trying to hit him.

* HP:Fine>
*Radegast the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
Zambar utters the words 'braqt eaaf'
The exit south seems to blur for a while.

* HP:Fine>kill *dwarf*
You hit *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.
Goretongue (buddy) growls, 'Ow!  That smarts!'

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt Trasdockan:Healthy>
Reap crushes *a Dwarf*'s right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
Jaron has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt Trasdockan:Healthy>
*Radegast the Dwarf* leaves west.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt Trasdockan:Healthy>
Zambar leaves west.
A pack horse leaves west.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt Trasdockan:Healthy>
Trasdockan hits *a Dwarf*'s body hard.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded Trasdockan:Healthy>d
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* leaves west.

o HP:Fine>d
kill *dwarf*
They aren't here.
Trasdockan leaves west.

o HP:Fine>
Moby has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

o HP:Fine>
Jaron leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.
Moby leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.

o HP:Fine>mm
kill *man*
They aren't here.

o HP:Fine>
Trasdockan has arrived from the west.
Reap leaves west.

o HP:Fine>
Moby has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Fine>xp

Trasdockan hits *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*a Dwarf* swiftly dodges Moby's attempt to slash him.

* HP:Fine>dd
inf %X
*a Dwarf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
768340

* HP:Fine>kill *dwarf*
You hit *a Dwarf*'s right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
*a Dwarf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Reap has arrived from the west.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Dying Trasdockan:Healthy>
Nushenak has arrived from the west.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Dying Trasdockan:Healthy>b
Kralosh has arrived from the west.
bash

Jaron has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.
Moby slashes *a Dwarf*'s head extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.
*a Dwarf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Your victim has disappeared!

|   1,  0%,  #Radegast                 |   1,  0%,  #Prazdroj                 |
|   1,  0%,  #Bodruith                 |   1,  0%,  #Glubur                   |
|   1,  0%,  #Smooth                   |

# woohoo!
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GORETONGUE2001-08-31 17:31:20
tasty!
Nog2001-08-31 17:31:34
What's up with Radegast closing the curtain every time Smooth opened it? :)
Bruzul2001-08-31 17:33:19
Excellent! :)
Dengue2001-08-31 17:34:37
Its called spam u tool
Uinen2001-08-31 18:08:37
Gotta remember to give a WIDE berth to trolls with my hobbit now with this barehand ob change.
bunghol2001-08-31 18:44:01
smooth always goes down first :)
Naomi2001-08-31 18:59:53
*strut*
Unknown2001-08-31 19:16:09
Smooth dies! claps!
Slobber2001-08-31 19:23:13
yeah Gore rules, nice to see him back:) mebbe with new troll changes i play barehanded
troll again.. or something:P
*hug all ainus who made changes*
To Nog2001-08-31 21:21:07
We dwarves hate hobbitses, Smooth was one.
Guano2001-09-01 01:41:54
Rockin again! nice to see troll unarmed ob up again!
Smooth2001-09-01 06:02:28
Well that was all for me I think... wave... good to have radegast and prazdoj working with the trolls... sigh... for the last time "Smooth be the Journey!"
a bn thief2001-09-01 16:53:46
ummm whole reason pukes came to that was becasue Grunga got his ass stabbed then narrated for backup
then Grunga runs away to eregion and leaves his puke friends to die
then Grunga gets his ass killed by Ramangth in eregion 10 mins later
hahahahahah die die die
Ethar2001-09-01 17:49:55
very nice of you guys to be so concerned about smooths well being!
Ufthak2001-09-02 02:13:36
Second time this week Pradzoj has died in a trap, maybe you should face the facts and play orc where you belong ?
bunghol2001-09-03 23:48:16
Ive know smooth a long time he will be round again.
Roadkill2001-09-10 19:47:19
Was that Zambar I saw leading the trolls? Aaaah, that BN has a troll's spirit! :-)
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