For the bored.. and retired unarmed trol
posted by Toe
2001-09-13 12:55:00
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"For the bored.. and retired unarmed trollies" Been little action a
## Been doing giant for 1 gold (kinda broke) and run back in cause link is kinda slow/laggy..
## Enter old ruins, and hatch is closed

Blighted Land
On the ground, there are three toadstools.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ ^West^ ^Up^.

o W C HP:Fine>Old Ruins
There are three statues of trolls posed in a moment of flight here.
Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ West [Down].

open exitFine>o
Ok.

o W C HP:Fine>An Abandoned Cellar
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Exits: East ^Up^.

close hatchne>ch
Ok.

uopen hatchne>oh                  ## Closed hatch means either warrens repop, some other darkies
                                  ## closing it, or:
Ok.

Old RuinsFine>
There are three statues of trolls posed in a moment of flight here.
Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ West Down.

You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see:
   - a track of a Troll coming from below (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a Troll leading down (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a Troll coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a Troll leading north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a Troll coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).

   - a track of a Troll leading south (done less than 3 hours ago).

                                   ## RELIM! ##
You suddenly notice *Relim the Dúnadan Man*.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You stop searching.
Suddenly *Relim the Dúnadan Man* stabs you in the back.
That really HURT!
You hit *Relim the Dúnadan Man*'s body extremely hard.

o W C HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* giggles at your silly antics.

o W C HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* mumbles:  hey!

k
You cackle gleefully.he Dúnadan Man*:Fine>cac

bkill man*urt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>m
You're already fighting!

bash  HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>

*Relim the Dúnadan Man* pierces your left leg hard and tickles it.

*Relim the Dúnadan Man* licks his mouth and smiles.

'*Relim the Dúnadan Man* closes the hatch.
Your bash at *Relim the Dúnadan Man* sends him sprawling.

o W C HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>I
You hit *Relim the Dúnadan Man*'s right foot extremely hard.

emote stinks: I almost guessedan Man*:Fine>almost guessed
Ok.

Trying to be a bunny rabbit?adan Man*:Fine>hop
You hit *Relim the Dúnadan Man*'s right arm very hard.

Old RuinsHurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>l
There are three statues of trolls posed in a moment of flight here.
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* is here, fighting YOU.

bashC HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>b
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

bashC HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>b
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* seems to have recovered his senses.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.                  ## Enter backup! This dwarf I thought
                                                      ## was some lowbie, cause it got hurt
                                                      ## (or was hurt) fast! Well, seems it was
                                                      ## "Udo Spears, Hit Me One More Time (And I Die) is a Dwarf"

bashC HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>b
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* mumbles:  you good!

*Relim the Dúnadan Man* lightly pierces your body and tickles it.

*Relim the Dúnadan Man* lightly pierces your right foot and tickles it.

*a Dwarf* smites your body extremely hard.

*Relim the Dúnadan Man* strongly pierces your left foot and tickles it.

Your bash at *Relim the Dúnadan Man* sends him sprawling.

* W C HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

You giggle.rt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>gig
You hit *Relim the Dúnadan Man*'s right leg extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

Old RuinsHurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>l
On the ground, there are three statues of trolls posed in a moment of flight.
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* is here, fighting YOU.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting YOU.

* W C HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

f W C HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>'ouch!
*a Dwarf* smites your left foot extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* is now a group member.
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* seems to have recovered his senses.

* W C HP:Hurt *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>t dev
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* pierces your body hard and tickles it.

a* W C HP:Wounded *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>s
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* nods solemnly.

tDevastator has arrived from the south.
Your head stops stinging.

* W C HP:Wounded *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>atemote stinks: ouch!
Ok.

* W C HP:Wounded *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>or 
You flee head over heels.
Dreary Forest
Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ West.

o W C HP:Wounded>puke
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Wounded>s
*a Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

Ok. C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Wounded>hatch
You hit *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.

You flee head over heels.*:Bad>f                      ## In spam, I thought dang! I Bad allready
Dark Dreary Forest
A rotten corpse is hanging here.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: East South West.

o W C HP:Wounded>e
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the south.

* W C HP:Wounded>Dreary Forest
Exits: East ^South^ West.

o W C HP:Wounded>
Devastator tells you 'nod'

Dark Dreary Forest
A rotten corpse is hanging here.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

* W C HP:Wounded>
*a Dwarf* leaves east.

o W C HP:Wounded>w
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Wounded>Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South West.

Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: East South Down.

o W C HP:Wounded>
Devastator tells you 'relim :P'

Alas, you cannot go that way...

Alas, you cannot go that way...

Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: North East South West.

o W C HP:Wounded>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the north.

* W C HP:Wounded>w
*a Dwarf* smites your body extremely hard.
You hit *a Dwarf*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Bad>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

fNo way! 
You are fighting for your life!

wDevastator yells 'ehem'f*:Bad>                  ## Then I notice I'm not the one beeing Bad! That puke is!
                                                 ## I almost laugh my ass off wondering why I flee from a 
                                                 ## bad puke, and turn around...
You flee head over heels.
Dark Dreary Forest
Exits: East South Down.

Alas, you cannot go that way...

Dark Dreary Forest
The corpse of an ugly forest troll is lying here.
Exits: North East South.

kill dwarf*unded>kd
They aren't here.

Dreary Forestded>e
*a Dwarf* is standing here trying to concentrate.
Exits: North East ^South^ West.

kill dwarf*unded>kd
You hit *a Dwarf*'s right leg extremely hard and shatter it.  ## Ouch ?

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Awful>
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* leaves east.

bashC HP:Wounded>b
Bash what or whom?

kdDreary Forestd>e
Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ West.

kill dwarf*unded>
They aren't here.

kdOld Ruinsunded>e
On the ground, there are three statues of trolls posed in a moment of flight.
Devastator the Mountain Troll is here, fighting *Relim the Dúnadan Man*.
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* is here, fighting Devastator.
Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ West [Down].

kill dwarf*unded>
They aren't here.

* W C HP:Wounded>
Devastator tells you 'hatch'

kill man*Wounded>km
You hit *Relim the Dúnadan Man*'s right arm extremely hard.

* W C HP:Wounded *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Hurt Devastator:Hurt>km
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* seems to have recovered his senses.
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* leaves west.

*Relim the Dúnadan Man* has arrived from the west.
kill man*
You approach *Relim the Dúnadan Man*, trying to hit him.

bashC HP:Wounded *Relim the Dúnadan Man*:Hurt>b
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* leaves west.

o W C HP:Wounded>km
Devastator leaves west.

o W C HP:Wounded>kkill man*
They aren't here.

kill dwarf*unded>d
They aren't here.

kill dwarf*unded>kd
They aren't here.

Old RuinsWounded>l
There are three statues of trolls posed in a moment of flight here.

o W C HP:Wounded>t dev
Devastator has arrived from the west.

o W C HP:Wounded>astator dwa
Devastator snickers softly.

Ok. C HP:Wounded>rf awful

o W C HP:Wounded>w
A swarm of blow-flies has arrived.

o W C HP:Wounded>Dreary Forest
Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ West.

o W C HP:Wounded>tr dwarf
Devastator yells 'udo fig'

You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

Devastator tells you 'fakk'

Devastator has arrived from the east.

Devastator leaves west.

Devastator tells you 'where?'

Devastator has arrived from the west.

Gruumsh narrates 'sevulal lacbpacps blodolbel'
Devastator starts following you.

You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

o W C HP:Wounded>s
Devastator raises her hand.

o W C HP:Wounded>Small Trail
Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Devastator has arrived from the north.

You smell some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).



## And off they went... :(
## Moral of the story is: don't use track when it's only 70% (or somethin)
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Monty2001-09-13 13:05:35
1 millisec before sun rise, after bashing dt door on devastators request. Door shatters, n *Relim the DĂșnadan Man* hits you - Flee n;n and big yellow eye got the better of me.
Udo Spears2001-09-13 13:11:40
heh... i was *kinda* low when i came to hatch...
Damn Grinder hurts when u are using smiter and leather ;)
GORETONGUE2001-09-13 16:14:17
what's that smell?
Unknown2001-09-13 17:12:05
It smells like chicken! :)
Guano2001-09-14 00:44:17
Rock on man!
Relim2001-09-14 01:00:56
Toe is one of my all time favourite trolls :) Didn't call back up tho, Udo was around off his own steam... same as Devastator i guess? Reminds me of some of our old warrens/ford fights when I could at least cause dmg by buffing with bow and shooting!
Toe2001-09-14 08:09:38
hihi.. Loved those fights, and still do, Relim :) Too bad we almost always get interrupted by others..
Unknown2001-09-14 18:07:13
why is it so that every sundead troll was led by devastator?
Khwaj2001-09-15 00:18:45
Cuddle Toe
Khwaj2001-09-15 00:20:12
I wasnt led by Devastator and i Sundied three times (with this troll) !
Atleast give him your name when you talk dirty about him unknown buttboy !
Unknown2001-09-15 14:15:14
Might be because you suck ?
Khwaj2001-09-15 14:15:28
Damn why didnt i think of that ?
Toe2001-09-18 06:52:20
Sorry folks, but I'm the one stinkin' !
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