Humour (AFK is deadly :-))
posted by Magíca
2001-09-22 13:16:01
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Logged by *Magíca the Silvan Elf*

## I go afk in Caravanserai :) ##

*Vridush the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
*Jelly the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
*Stolb the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
*an Orc* has suddenly arrived.
A hungry warg has suddenly arrived.
*Dell the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
A hungry warg has suddenly arrived.
*Shrâvl the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
A hungry warg has suddenly arrived.
A hungry warg has suddenly arrived.
*Cruel the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
A hungry warg has suddenly arrived.
*Draaz the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
A hungry warg has suddenly arrived.
*Râukh the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
A hungry warg has suddenly arrived.
Kônn the dwarf yells 'Several Orcs are here at At a Caravanserai!'
Glyneth the swordswoman yells 'Several Orcs are here at At a Caravanserai!'

*>
Prosit points his finger at Brawn.

*>
Brawn intercepts *Vridush the Orc*'s blow.
Brawn swiftly dodges *Vridush the Orc*'s attempt to smite him.
*Stolb the Orc* pounds Uber's right leg extremely hard.
Uber barely slashes *Stolb the Orc*'s right foot and tickles it.

*>
*Vanimeldë the Black Númenórean* has suddenly arrived.
*Draaz the Orc* strongly pounds Falemir's body.
*Râukh the Orc* smites Falemir's left leg very hard.
Glyneth the swordswoman has revealed *Rasta the Orc*!
Glyneth the swordswoman lightly slashes *Vridush the Orc*'s left foot and
tickles it.
*Vridush the Orc* swiftly dodges Kônn the dwarf's attempt to cleave him.
Falemir barely pierces *Draaz the Orc*'s left hand and tickles it.

*>
*an Orc* stops following *Jelly the Orc*.
*an Orc* now follows *Vridush the Orc*.
*Jelly the Orc* begins some strange incantations...
Glyneth the swordswoman says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Vridush!'

*>
Falemir panics, and attempts to flee.

Falemir leaves >>EAST>>.

*>
*Shrâvl the Orc* tries to pound Uber, but he parries successfully.

*>
*Dell the Orc* pounds your right foot very hard.
*Cruel the Orc* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Prosit leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Glyneth the swordswoman barely slashes *Vridush the Orc*'s right leg and
tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Khàin the dwarf joins Glyneth the swordswoman's fight.
Khàin the dwarf says 'Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!'

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Prosit has arrived from the east.
*Zmej the Orc* has suddenly arrived.
A hungry warg has suddenly arrived.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Kônn the dwarf lightly cleaves *Vridush the Orc*'s right foot and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Jelly the Orc* utters the word 'pabraw'

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Draaz the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Brawn intercepts *Zmej the Orc*'s blow.
*Dell the Orc* pounds your head very hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* has arrived from the east.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Brawn intercepts *Râukh the Orc*'s blow.
*Vridush the Orc* gets an engraved broadsword from a leather backpack.

*Vanimeldë the Black Númenórean* leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* gets a bejewelled shield from a leather backpack.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* stops using a great warsword.
*Vridush the Orc* confidently draws an engraved broadsword.
Kônn the dwarf joins Khàin the dwarf's fight.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* binds a bejewelled shield on his arm.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vanimeldë the Black Númenórean* has arrived from the east.
*Vridush the Orc* puts a great warsword in a leather backpack.
Glyneth the swordswoman yells 'A Man and several Orcs are here at At a Caravanserai!'

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Glyneth the swordswoman joins Kônn the dwarf's fight.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Jelly the Orc* gets a purple scroll from a sable pouch.
Glyneth the swordswoman says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Jelly!'

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Jelly the Orc* recites a purple scroll.
*Jelly the Orc* is surrounded by a white aura.
*Jelly the Orc* creates a noxious cloud around *Jelly the Orc*!

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Draaz the Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*Draaz the Orc* pounds your body hard.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Cruel the Orc* utters the word 'pabraw'
Uber seems to have recovered his senses.
Uber leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vanimeldë the Black Númenórean* leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>

Borlan the man joins Glyneth the swordswoman's fight.
Borlan the man says 'Arrr! Have at you!'

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Uber has arrived from the east.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Khàin the dwarf says 'YOU! Jelly! 
You will die before your time.'

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Brawn suddenly holds his head with both hands!

#   $namn is now set to {Falemir}.
* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Falemir tells you 'TELEPORT UT'
*Vridush the Orc* gets a great warsword from a leather backpack.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* stops using a bejewelled shield.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* stops using an engraved broadsword.
*Vridush the Orc* masterfully draws a great warsword.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* puts an engraved broadsword in a leather backpack.
*Rasta the Orc* sheathes a black runed dagger into a pair of smooth, black
boots.
*Rasta the Orc* swiftly draws a black horn shortbow from across his back.

* HP:Fine *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Rasta the Orc* leaves >>EAST>>.
*Vridush the Orc* puts a bejewelled shield in a leather backpack.
Uber leaves >>EAST>>.
*Draaz the Orc* pounds your right leg very hard.

* HP:Hurt *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* smites your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
Uber has arrived from the east.
*Râukh the Orc* leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Hurt *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Dell the Orc* pounds your body very hard.

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vanimeldë the Black Númenórean* has arrived from the east.
*Jelly the Orc* leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Borlan the man has revealed *Rasta the Orc*!

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Râukh the Orc* has arrived from the east.

Kônn the dwarf yells 'A Man and several Orcs are here at At a Caravanserai!'
Glyneth the swordswoman yells 'A Man and several Orcs are here at At a Caravanserai!'

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Râukh the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Rasta the Orc* leaves >>EAST>>.
Glyneth the swordswoman says 'Ah! There you are!'
Glyneth the swordswoman says 'YOU! Vridush! 
You will die before your time.'
Uber leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Uber has arrived from the east.
*Jelly the Orc* has arrived from the east.

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Rasta the Orc* has arrived from the east.
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Brawn seems to have recovered his senses.
*an Orc* utters the word 'pabraw'
-------***ARMOUR DOWN***-------
*Râukh the Orc* smites your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Kônn the dwarf says 'YOU! Stolb! 
You will die before your time.'

* HP:Wounded *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Khàin the dwarf joins Kônn the dwarf's fight.
Khàin the dwarf says 'Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!'
*Dell the Orc* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Draaz the Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Prosit leaves >>EAST>>.

* HP:Bad *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Rasta the Orc* hangs a black horn shortbow across his back.
*Rasta the Orc* skillfully draws a black runed dagger.

* HP:Bad *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
Prosit has arrived from the east.

* HP:Bad *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
*Vridush the Orc* smites your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* HP:Dying *Dell the Orc*:Healthy>
You feel a strong ache there!
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


* HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Awful Mana:Burning>#   $namn is now set to {Falemir}.

Falemir tells you 'fölåt'

* HP:Awful>#   $namn is now set to {Falemir}.

Falemir tells you 'sorry va inte meningen =( '

* HP:Awful>#   $namn is now set to {Falemir}.

Falemir tells you 'jag tänkte just kasta en portal ut'

* HP:Awful>
Uber stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* HP:Awful>
Uber says 'i bloodlaced about 5n 3 w'

* HP:Awful>
Uber lies down and falls asleep.

* HP:Awful>
Uber wakes up.

* HP:Awful>
Uber drinks water from a large grey fountain.

* HP:Awful>
Uber lies down and falls asleep.

* HP:Awful>
Uber wakes up.

* HP:Awful>
Uber gets a torch.

* HP:Awful>
Uber lies down and falls asleep.

* HP:Awful>
Uber wakes up.

* HP:Awful>
Uber clambers on his feet.


## Here I come back :) ##


* HP:Awful>l
look
Halls of Mandos
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A large piece of cheese has been placed here.
A Warning Sign for new players is here.
Uber the Dwarf is standing here.
Brawn the Dwarf is resting here.

* HP:Awful>
Uber kneels down and invokes the Ainulindalë.

* HP:Awful>
Brawn says 'FUCK i was afk'  ## Hihi comf :) ##

* HP:Awful>sa nice i was afk :-)
emo cuddles 'nice i was afk :-)'
Ok.
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Draaz2001-09-22 14:06:48
ytiihihi =P
Cruel2001-09-22 14:16:50
då e vi kvitt då, efter linkless-döden!! =)
hate2001-09-22 15:58:25
MUhAhAhAhAhA
Kibble2001-09-22 20:07:24
1. You shouldn't go AFK there; and 2. Overall, one of your better performances.
grunge2001-09-22 22:08:34
i daresay all this "i got a boner for my muming girlfriend" is just fucking
despicable!
you pathetic sacks of shit, stop your cuddlewhoring over a godamn game...
it sickens me!
*point falemir*
(PORT OUT!) (I LOVE YOU IF YOU DIE I WILL SAY *COMFORT* 10000x and help
you reequip cuz I am a spineless lowlife with no job money or credibility to m
y name!) snicker
vomit
phew, i feel better, time for some breakfast
balzak2001-09-22 23:22:08
that is what bns feel like in dt or cave
Fredde2001-09-23 00:35:01
one word grunge.. prozac
Thanf2001-09-23 03:26:25
gota suck
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