Piece of shit which should be right at h
posted by Crawdy
2001-09-24 06:52:46
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I was out west looking for some hobbits to eat and i happened upon a shack with
OOC:  i had been sitting in ferny for like 2 hours doing homework and
stuff but watching the screen periodically waiting for pukes etc.. then
the phone rings and i start talking... look up mid fight...
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*>inf
You are a male Cave Troll.
You are 49 years and 21 days old.
You have played 4 days and 18 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Crawdy the Troll Foreskin (level 28).
You are eight feet eleven and weigh fifty-nine stone and eleven pounds.
Perception: vision 28, hearing 25, smell 26. Alertness: normal.
You are totally corrupted by the Evilness of Morgoth!
You are carrying two pounds of equipment. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:24 Int:8 Wis:2 Dex:11 Con:22 Wil:14 Per:13.
Offensive Bonus: 129%, Dodging Bonus: 12%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 620/620 hit, and 126/126 movement points.
Your mood is aggressive. 
You will fight to the death.
You have scored 9,041,221 experience points and you have 13,399 travel points.
You have been involved in some skirmishes for the forces of the Dark Lord.
You need 408,779 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 1 gold coin and 11 silver pennies.
You are speaking Morbeth.
You are intoxicated.


*>drink 3.barrel
You simply fail to reach your mouth!

*>sco
619/619 hit, and 126/126 moves.

*>
Saving Crawdy.

*>
Saving Crawdy.

*>
Saving Crawdy.

*>
Saving Crawdy.

*>
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.

*>watchw
You stop watching the lit room west of here.
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

*>watch w
You start watching the lit room west of here.

*>
Saving Crawdy.

*>
You hear a *click* in a lock.

*>
The wall is opened from the other side.

*>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

*>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

*>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

*>
*a Dwarf* gets a small pile of copper pennies.
*a Dwarf* gets a small pile of copper pennies.
*a Dwarf* gets a small pile of copper pennies.
*a Dwarf* gets a small pile of copper pennies.
*a Dwarf* gets a small pile of copper pennies.
*a Dwarf* gets some silver coins.
*a Dwarf* gets some silver coins.

*>
*a Dwarf* pounds your head extremely hard and tickles it.
You hit *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* smites your right arm extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* closes the wall.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* pounds your head extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* locks the wall.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* says 'lock it'

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.
*a Dwarf* smites your left foot extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
You hit *a Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
You hit *a Dwarf*'s left leg extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* smites your head extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* pounds your left foot extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* pounds your right hand extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* smites your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
You hit *a Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
*a Dwarf* pounds your right arm extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
*a Dwarf* smites your head extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
*a Dwarf* smites your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.

* HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
You hit *a Dwarf*'s left foot extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* leaves down.

* HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from below.

* HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You hit *a Dwarf*'s right hand extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>b

*a Dwarf* pounds your right foot extremely hard.
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>ma

*a Dwarf* smites your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>cha moo ber
close wall
lock wall
ma
b

*a Dwarf* pounds your left hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* closes the floorboards.

* HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>bash
You stop watching the lit room west of here.

* HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Your bash at *a Dwarf* sends him sprawling.
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* pounds your body very hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Awful *a Dwarf*:Fine>sa was afk
sa was afk
sa was afk
sa shit
sa shit
sa shit
sa shit
sa shit
sa shit

Saving Crawdy.

* HP:Awful *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Awful *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Awful *a Dwarf*:Fine>cha moo agg
Ok.
*a Dwarf* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Ok.

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>cha moo agg
You are too furious right now to change mood.

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>bash
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>emote says, 'was afk'
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>emote says, 'was afk'
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>emote says, 'was afk'
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Fine>o HP:Awful>
emote says, 'shit'
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

You are dead! Sorry...


o HP:Awful>
Your head stops stinging.

o HP:Awful>emote says, 'shit'
You can't do that here.

o HP:Awful>emote says, 'shit'
You can't do that here.

o HP:Awful>emote says, 'shit'
You can't do that here.

o HP:Awful>emote says, 'shit'
You can't do that here.

o HP:Awful>emote says, 'shit'
You can't do that here.

o HP:Awful>
Now you feel strong enough to return to Arda.

o HP:Awful>
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Hello2001-09-24 07:28:16
What's yer point? Is this a whine log or you just wanting us to see how stupid it is to go afk at Ferny?
Unknown2001-09-24 11:52:34
People whining over themselves going afk and expect pukes to stop hitting them when afk *spit*
Unknown2001-09-24 11:53:04
Wonder if you would have whined so much if you won the fight
Edvard2001-09-24 13:34:25
you woulda kicked their asses if u bashed =p
Shadrach2001-09-24 13:56:37
How utterly pathetic to WAIT FOR 2 RL HOURS IN FERNY! Tobad the rangers didnt come and mobrip u
Bunghol2001-09-24 19:41:00
cool
Moonglum2001-09-25 07:37:37
Shut up Shadrach. Nice of you to wish mobdeath on someone. Fuck head.
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