## It all started here, when Valanor scouted cave. I'm pissed cuz ive died like 3 times today and I just wanna whack some ass, I was stupid and I paid for it, to bad I took Toe down with me ## o W C> A vicious olog-hai yells 'An Elf is here at Cave!' *SNIP* ##cut spam to smelly## o W C> A Smelly Tunnel The foul smells of something that has been unburied fill the entire tunnel. A small light burns from the east, revealing a little stairway heading down into a little room. Exits: North East South. o W C>A Smelly Tunnel You enter a dark, smelly tunnel. A rank odor of rotting flesh is carried by a light breeze from somewhere inside the dark entrance. Exits: South Up. o W C> Dark Dreary Forest The earth here has been mauled on an almost continous basis. Or, perhaps it might be more accurate to say, nightly. It seems as if something has been eating the roots of the trees. Certainly something with a voracious appetite. Echo the Cave Troll (e) is standing here. Toe the Cave Troll, wielding an engraved broadsword, is standing here. Exits: East South Down. o W C> Dark Dreary Forest Within the heart of the forest things just seem gloomier. No normal forest sounds can be heard, perhaps it is just your passing, but the small animals that live here must have become accustomed to danger. Only the silent will survive. Exits: North East South West. o W C>Dark Dreary Forest The trees here hang their limbs low, seeming to hold the weight of Arda upon their broken and bent wood. You ask yourself what could be worse, to be a tree, forced to endure the sights and sounds within this grisly forest, or to be one of the victims. The corpse of a mass of vines is lying here. Exits: North South West Down. o W C> Dark Dreary Forest The midst of the forest bespeaks ages of sorrow. Bent limbs seem to reach out to you, begging for your ability to move to more hospitable territory. Even the roots seem to reach out from the earth, eager to get away from whatever lurks below. Exits: North East. o W C> Dark Dreary Forest The trees here hang their limbs low, seeming to hold the weight of Arda upon their broken and bent wood. You ask yourself what could be worse, to be a tree, forced to endure the sights and sounds within this grisly forest, or to be one of the victims. The corpse of a mass of vines is lying here. Exits: North South West Down. o W C> Dark Dreary Forest Within the heart of the forest things just seem gloomier. No normal forest sounds can be heard, perhaps it is just your passing, but the small animals that live here must have become accustomed to danger. Only the silent will survive. Exits: North East South West. o W C> Dark Dreary Forest The earth here has been mauled on an almost continous basis. Or, perhaps it might be more accurate to say, nightly. It seems as if something has been eating the roots of the trees. Certainly something with a voracious appetite. Echo the Cave Troll (e) is standing here. Toe the Cave Troll, wielding an engraved broadsword, is standing here. Raichu (r), wielding a heavy morningstar, is standing here. Exits: East South Down. o W C>Echo leaves south. You follow Echo. Dark Dreary Forest The trees here seem old, and tired. Their large trunks support a wide and dense canopy, but the burden seems to have taken it's toll. For under their branches roam those beings who prefer the dark, and survive only by the grace of night. Echo the Cave Troll (e) is standing here. Toe has arrived from the north. Dreary Forest You have entered the edge of a thick forest, which blankets the north with dark shadows and green and brown highlights. When it is overhead the yellow eye can be felt here, making the area dangerous for the creatures of the dark. Exits: North ^East^ ^South^. o W C>Small Trail The trail passes an ominous forest to the north, the fair lands far to the west. The trail drags on towards the east, creeping around the forest as a snake would wrap around it's victim. Exits: North ^East^ ^South^. * W C> According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is: ## I totally 7am on Hevensday, the 19th of Blotmath, Year 2987 of the Third Age. ignore this You don't feel well outside. time - ends up According to the sun, it is early in the morning. costing me my You can see a Quarter Moon (waning) in the southern part of the sky. life -## The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Koft. Real time is Fri Apr 7 08:06:57 2000 GMT. Last reboot due to a crash at Tue Apr 4 08:57:06 2000 GMT * W C> Echo narrates 's e smelly' ## I think im above smelly so I go south east ## * W C>nar is nigth, wow ##I'm such a dumbass ## Ok. * W C> Dreary Forest You have entered the edge of a thick forest, which blankets the north with dark shadows and green and brown highlights. When it is overhead the yellow eye can be felt here, making the area dangerous for the creatures of the dark. Exits: North ^East^ ^South^. o W C> Small Trail The trail seems to cringe away from the forest to the west and north. A skull hangs from a branch nearby, leering at you as you pass it's vigil. You can only guess as to who placed the warning. *Valanor the Silvan Elf*, wielding an engraved broadsword, is standing here. Exits: North ^East^ ^South^ West. * W C *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> You strongly hit *Valanor the Silvan Elf*'s body and tickle it. * W C *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* slashes your body and tickles it. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Raichu yells 'kaaren' * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> You smile viciously. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Raichu yells 'you' * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Raichu yells 'are' * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Raichu yells 'such' * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* slashes your right arm extremely hard and tickles it. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Raichu yells 'a' * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Raichu yells 'wimp' * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* slashes your right leg very hard and tickles it. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Your head stops stinging. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine>nar come s e ##Still think I'm south east Do you not consider fighting as standing? Smelly## * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Kaaren the Half-Elf* yells 'heh' * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Draggy narrates 'lats half tick night' ##Once again didn't notice ## * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Kaaren the Half-Elf* has arrived from the east. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* slashes your body and tickles it. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Saving Grob. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Kaaren the Half-Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr' *Kaaren the Half-Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Kaaren the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations... * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine>nar COME S E SMELLY ## SHUTUP ME ## *Valanor the Silvan Elf* lightly slashes your right leg and tickles it. Your head stops stinging. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Echo (e) has arrived from the north. Toe has arrived from the north. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> You dodge a bash from *Valanor the Silvan Elf* who loses his balance and falls. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Echo (e) hits *Valanor the Silvan Elf*'s head extremely hard. *Valanor the Silvan Elf* swiftly dodges Toe's attempt to slash him. Raichu narrates 'I AM' * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Kaaren the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations... * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Echo (e) tries to hit *Valanor the Silvan Elf*, but he parries successfully. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Kaaren the Half-Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr' *Kaaren the Half-Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Raichu narrates '7 am!' ## Didn't notice again ## * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Toe sends *Valanor the Silvan Elf* sprawling with a powerful bash. You strongly hit *Valanor the Silvan Elf*'s left leg and tickle it. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> Toe strongly slashes *Valanor the Silvan Elf*'s left leg and tickles it. * W C HP:Fine *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Fine> *Kaaren the Half-Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr' *Kaaren the Half-Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain. Echo (e) hits *Valanor the Silvan Elf*'s right hand extremely hard. * W C HP:Hurt *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Hurt> Echo narrates 'sun soon' ## and again ## *Valanor the Silvan Elf* swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him. * W C HP:Hurt *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Hurt> Echo (e) panics, and attempts to flee. Echo leaves west. * W C HP:Hurt *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Hurt> *Valanor the Silvan Elf* swiftly dodges Toe's attempt to slash him. emote cackles: u suck kaaren Ok. * W C HP:Hurt *Valanor the Silvan Elf*:Hurt> You are rescued by Toe, you are confused! Mopi narrates 'you guys crazy?' ## and again ## *Kaaren the Half-Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr' *Kaaren the Half-Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain. *Kaaren the Half-Elf* fails to pierce you. The day has begun. You begin to feel hungry. The sun burns you! You slowly turn into stone. ## finally realize, but its to late ## feel too relaxed to do that.. o W C HP:Awful> OB: 9%, DB: -30%, PB: 6%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: wimpy. Needed: 999 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 3. Gold: 0. Alert: normal. o W C HP:Awful> Chamber of the Trolls You are in a dark and spartan cave which you recognise as the birthplace of the Troll race. This recognition is one of racial rather than personal memory, on the wall is a mural of an imposing dark clothed person standing above a collection of hideous monsters some of which resemble yourself. Your pitiful mind struggles to draw meaning from the picture but it fails. A small pool of water has collected on the ground. A greenish slime mold is here, smelling badly. A greenish slime mold is here, smelling badly. Toe the Cave Troll is sleeping here. ## Here's poor Toe who stood faithfully beside me while I killed us ## ## Morale of the story is I'm a dumbass, watch out for your fellows narrates, pay attention to the time, and don't me a dumfuck like me, cya around trollies ##